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Gerald. The taxidermist has just dropped off your bird. I dont think youll like the size of the bill
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Mr Dome  Vote score: 8361Mr Dome

'Gerald. The taxidermist has just dropped off your bird. I don't think you'll like the size of the bill'

13/01/20 12:13:14

 
Molly R Vote score: 1364Molly R

The baby? I put it in the out tray, of course.

13/01/20 12:01:09

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2803GeeDee

Is that Smith's Machinery Hire Company?
I ordered a Crane off you,well about that...

13/01/20 13:14:20

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6773Dave Bryan

I can't tell Stork from clutter.

13/01/20 12:02:26

 
stone face Vote score: 6335stone face

I kept sending this stuffed bird to my ex-girlfriend. I ended up getting done for storking her.

13/01/20 12:48:24

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6122Stephen Bean

"When I see a bird with long legs I can't help getting my cog out."

13/01/20 12:03:34

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7849Chris Keegan

“Yes, I’m aware the sign read ‘do not feed the birds’ but don’t you think stuffing them is a little harsh??”

13/01/20 13:12:20

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Mark Wilson Vote score: 167Mark Wilson

Aww that well known saying " A bird on a block is worth two in the baskets"

13/01/20 12:56:36

 
Rachel P Vote score: 349Rachel P

Surely asking for a mounted Secretary with long legs isn't cause for sexual harassment

13/01/20 12:42:59

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6773Dave Bryan

''Pond water is fine but most of all I love wading through captions.''

13/01/20 12:23:27

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13860Dan Nicholls

This is what happens when you don't feed the birds.

13/01/20 12:07:35

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7849Chris Keegan

Some photo this is, I can’t believe it’s not better.

13/01/20 12:00:39

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6122Stephen Bean

"I'll have a marabou and cog please."

13/01/20 12:00:23

 
larry G. Vote score: 1415larry G.

“Are those your kneecaps or are you selling peanuts?”

14/01/20 4:03:07

 
larry G. Vote score: 1415larry G.

“ You making fun of my calves?”

14/01/20 0:54:05

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 913Willie Johnson

"I was hanging six going down the river. Next thing I know, my feet are glued to this board."

13/01/20 21:11:58

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9721Neil Mackenzie

Does any one re cog nise this bird.

13/01/20 19:08:37

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4565Kenny Ireland

Heron Wheels.

13/01/20 18:28:55

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1574Scrijjy Doo

Little Shop of Herons

13/01/20 16:46:05

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1574Scrijjy Doo

Mystery Science Theatre 1000

13/01/20 14:36:13

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4920Vivvy En

"Bernard, have you been trying to order big-breasted birds online again?"

13/01/20 14:29:40

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4044James Lennox

"So, when your Tinder profile said you love stuffing birds and getting your cogs off..."

13/01/20 13:02:58

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30516Tony Edwards

The Repair Shop reject.

13/01/20 12:59:55

 
Ron Bell Vote score: 30Ron Bell

I'm plucking stuffed

13/01/20 12:53:53

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

The police tip-off for a terrorist cell turned out to be a dead heron

13/01/20 12:13:16

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6122Stephen Bean

"Sir, it appears you may have left one of your trollies behind the last time you went fishing."

13/01/20 12:00:50

 
Rachel P Vote score: 349Rachel P

Please do not feed the birds, as they get stuffed

13/01/20 12:00:13

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38513Welsh Rarebit

We've named him 'Quill.i.am'

13/01/20 12:00:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38513Welsh Rarebit

Look who's storking now

13/01/20 12:00:04

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6122Stephen Bean

"Guys, can you help me get off this piece of wood please. I'm well and truly stork."

13/01/20 12:00:04

 
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