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Due to social distancing the pool only has water in lanes 1,3,5 and 7. So if the swimmer representing Ireland in the 200m backstroke could move to the next lane across please
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Mark Wilson Vote score: 2785Mark Wilson

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Due to social distancing the pool only has water in lanes 1,3,5 and 7. So if the swimmer representing Ireland in the 200m backstroke could move to the next lane across please

19/07/20 12:36:41

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Wow, I'm only on the bloody winners board!! Thanks to all who made this possible and your kind comments. There are some great captions on that board.... and then there's mine. --Mark Wilson
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11426Mr Dome

- Pea green?
- He probably does

19/07/20 12:35:24

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That's a lot of pee. Incontinence in continents, I guess you'd say. --Willie Johnson
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20/07/20 21:53:12

 
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19/07/20 12:08:06

 
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19/07/20 19:21:22

 
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19/07/20 13:16:07

 
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19/07/20 12:37:47

 
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19/07/20 12:34:36

 
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19/07/20 12:16:38

 
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19/07/20 12:12:50

 
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19/07/20 12:39:48

 
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19/07/20 12:18:08

 
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19/07/20 12:15:58

 
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19/07/20 12:13:43

 
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19/07/20 12:00:36

 
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19/07/20 13:44:29

 
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19/07/20 12:43:31

 
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19/07/20 12:42:29

 
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19/07/20 12:26:03

 
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Greenpeace

19/07/20 12:08:04

 
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19/07/20 12:02:09

 
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19/07/20 12:01:19

 
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19/07/20 12:00:43

 
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19/07/20 12:00:12

 
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19/07/20 12:00:04

 
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20/07/20 18:21:27

 
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19/07/20 19:03:49

 
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19/07/20 13:48:21

 
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For air pull handle.

19/07/20 13:47:27

 
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19/07/20 12:41:37

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23981Michael Winner

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19/07/20 12:39:07

 
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Butting green

19/07/20 12:25:16

 
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19/07/20 12:09:25

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15650Dan Nicholls

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19/07/20 12:01:30

 
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19/07/20 12:00:51

 
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19/07/20 12:00:43

 
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19/07/20 12:00:28

 
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19/07/20 12:00:06

 
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