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Due to social distancing the pool only has water in lanes 1,3,5 and 7. So if the swimmer representing Ireland in the 200m backstroke could move to the next lane across please
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Mark Wilson Vote score: 1620Mark Wilson

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Due to social distancing the pool only has water in lanes 1,3,5 and 7. So if the swimmer representing Ireland in the 200m backstroke could move to the next lane across please

19/07/20 12:36:41

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Wow, I'm only on the bloody winners board!! Thanks to all who made this possible and your kind comments. There are some great captions on that board.... and then there's mine. --Mark Wilson
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9879Mr Dome

- Pea green?
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19/07/20 12:35:24

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That's a lot of pee. Incontinence in continents, I guess you'd say. --Willie Johnson
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19/07/20 12:08:06

 
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19/07/20 12:39:48

 
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19/07/20 12:15:58

 
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19/07/20 13:48:21

 
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