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lol x4 clever x3

Due to social distancing the pool only has water in lanes 1,3,5 and 7. So if the swimmer representing Ireland in the 200m backstroke could move to the next lane across please

19/07/20 11:36:41

- Pea green?
- He probably does

19/07/20 11:35:24

The leader of the Green Party's last wish was to be recycled as a hand dryer.

19/07/20 11:10:20

If it's all the same to you I'd rather not know where mushy peas come from

20/07/20 20:53:12

"After a long hard day signalling to pedestrians when it's safe to cross, I like nothing more than to put my feet up"

19/07/20 11:08:06

Some diners were a bit put off with the Daddies sauce dispenser.

19/07/20 18:21:22

Errol had a two foot pike on his wall.

19/07/20 12:16:07

'Side effects can include...'

19/07/20 11:37:47

Dave looks a bit jaded.

19/07/20 11:34:36

After several months in lockdown, Dave was liming the walls.

19/07/20 11:16:38

He’s always been extra vert

19/07/20 11:12:50

Also available in yellow.

19/07/20 11:39:48

Anon for sale: in mint condition

19/07/20 11:18:08

You are a genius if you can spot the letter P in under 30 seconds.

19/07/20 11:15:58

Dave is suffering from 'Emeraloids

19/07/20 11:13:43

"It's not easy being green."

19/07/20 11:00:36

Without battling an eyelid, the BBC adhere to John Barrowman's Green Room request.

19/07/20 12:44:29

The aliens didn't seem to mind having anti-Covid suppositories.

19/07/20 11:43:31

I prefer the Green Man with Alistair Sims in.

19/07/20 11:42:29

Solvite wallpaper adhesive won't let you down.

19/07/20 11:26:03

Nap time at Roswell.

19/07/20 11:13:06

Greenpeace

19/07/20 11:08:04

Eileen Green

19/07/20 11:02:09

Environmentally friendly bicycle stand.

19/07/20 11:01:19

I've always wanted to be green fingered.

19/07/20 11:00:43

It is recommended not to stand near Barry Manilow when he is about to sneeze.

19/07/20 11:00:12

It's my new piece called 'The Weight of Kermit-ment'.

19/07/20 11:00:04

"Thanks for traveling by catamaran today. We hope you didn't find the journey too choppy."

20/07/20 17:21:27

Wanted. Trapeze artist "catcher".

20/07/20 3:14:26

Out on a limb

19/07/20 18:03:49

"Oh no, hang on Dave someone's moved your bucket and tissues."

19/07/20 12:48:21

For air pull handle.

19/07/20 12:47:27

'Simply pull arms repeatedly to release hand sanitiser.'

19/07/20 11:41:37

"Do you have this in 'alive'?"

19/07/20 11:39:07

Butting green

19/07/20 11:25:16

J/ Now insert support pole (f) into existing hole (r)

19/07/20 11:09:25

Emits greenhouse gases.

19/07/20 11:01:30

I blame those green bay packers.

19/07/20 11:00:51

I'm doing yoga, this is the locust position.

19/07/20 11:00:43

Jealous much?

19/07/20 11:00:28

With a talent like that i am surprised there are no books on him

19/07/20 11:00:06

Duncan Good-hue

19/07/20 11:00:06