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Mount Olympus
01/05/14 19:13:40
Wing mirror
28/04/14 7:00:27
Pterrierdactyl.
25/04/14 11:00:27
"Have you completed a whisk assessment form?"
20/04/14 19:04:41
He shoots... He snores
19/04/14 11:11:58
Slug addict.
18/04/14 11:30:40
The Ant Till Mob
17/04/14 19:05:20
Terry's all gold.
14/04/14 11:43:08
Workers look in vein for the gas leak.
13/04/14 12:00:55
Humpa Lumpa.
12/04/14 7:31:03
"please trust me Shahid, I've smuggled dozens of tablecloths out of the hotel this way"
11/04/14 23:33:44
He couldn't recall where the milk was. The technical term is Milk of amnesia
07/04/14 11:39:05
"Aw crap, it's happened again- I really should fix that hole in the ceiling."
06/04/14 8:17:47
Nip in the bud.
05/04/14 19:08:25
Rick wasn't really a portrait artist, he was just going through the motions.
05/04/14 10:06:15
Power to the peephole.
04/04/14 19:11:02
Well he did ask the Plastic Surgeon for the chiseled look.
04/04/14 10:10:27
"Christ, this light's taking a long time to change to green."
03/04/14 21:06:40
Ball park figure
02/04/14 7:07:20
Visit Yellowstone and see the world's highest geezer.
30/03/14 19:50:40
"You don't need a queue to play pocket billiards, guys."
28/03/14 20:29:05
Diving Boardeaux.
26/03/14 20:03:35
🎵 If you wallaby my lover 🎵
25/03/14 14:01:21
Boots have got branches everywhere.
24/03/14 20:06:57
The old style police water cannons never really caught on.
20/03/14 8:00:46
"I don't think you'd like my current girlfriend mum."
19/03/14 20:00:54
No Entry, use Bypass.
18/03/14 20:00:09
"You're thinking- did he activate six exothermic reactions, or only five?"
17/03/14 8:07:07
In courtroom reinactment, Oscar Pistorious introduces new suspect.
15/03/14 8:54:21
8 out of 10 Caths prefer Whiskers.
14/03/14 20:00:14
Cat gut your tongue?
11/03/14 20:08:21
They were later arrested by the undercover cop for committing A minor offence.
09/03/14 20:31:53
Lipreading made easy
08/03/14 10:09:35
Billy Idiot.
05/03/14 8:19:32
...and that's how you can tell an arse from an Elmo.
05/03/14 8:09:24
Specks of sand.
04/03/14 12:08:01
Despatch rider.
04/03/14 8:34:08
"That hypnotist is a bastard."
01/03/14 15:56:58
Royal protection officer told to try to blend in a little better during royal vacations.
28/02/14 8:44:09
Canary Morph.
26/02/14 8:09:02
Snog, Marigold or Avoid.
26/02/14 8:06:39
"Dennis ........... there's a bird in the forecourt wants to put down a deposit on one of the cars."
25/02/14 20:08:29
That must be John Thaw's side.
23/02/14 13:48:55
Class act.
20/02/14 12:28:28
An excrement addition to any dish.
19/02/14 12:21:52
Drop off area.
16/02/14 12:48:32
"Ok 40 quid it is. I'll have the dead corgi delivered tomorrow, Stavros."
16/02/14 9:38:41
They say that you're never more than ten feet from a busker.
15/02/14 20:00:25
"Something's not right- I keep pressing 'Home', but I'm still here."
13/02/14 20:00:49
This rat committed sewercide.
12/02/14 8:18:30
🎵 Where the streets have no drain 🎵
11/02/14 20:29:54
Being buried up to my neck in sand, I thought that things couldn't possibly get any worse- until they started practicing Jazz Hands.
08/02/14 20:20:19
No one cares, Blaine.
31/01/14 8:01:02
'Chill Street Blues'
29/01/14 8:00:11
And the award for 'Worst Crucifixion Re-enactment Group' goes to....
28/01/14 20:03:14
Stacey always shielded her eyes when looking directly at The Sun.
27/01/14 9:08:44
Water Canon.
26/01/14 10:43:40
"Nicolas, they won't go away if you keep looking through the letterbox."
22/01/14 8:07:16
35mm canon
19/01/14 8:10:20
Is this an April fuels joke?
08/01/14 12:01:12
*hic* "take me home Dr f*cking Who".
06/01/14 14:47:16
"I put in plenty of change, now what's keeping the bloody coke bottle?!"
06/01/14 12:41:48
Praying at the Mosque, Ali was lifted up by the power of Allah. Only to have his head repeatedly bashed into the floor for leaving his shoes and socks on.
05/01/14 15:17:29
Great, I'll post my caption last week.
03/01/14 11:10:23
'damn those Ikea instructions!'
24/12/13 8:00:08
18/12/13 8:08:56
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
16/12/13 12:45:06
Land of the writhing bum.
08/12/13 9:54:54
Chalk and Tease
08/12/13 8:57:12
"A big mac and large flies please."
07/12/13 10:48:43
Thoroughbed.
06/12/13 8:10:04
Is it safe to take your dog on a bike? well, thats a matter of a pillion.
05/12/13 12:19:09
Duracell Block H.
30/11/13 20:00:13
The reason these hitchhikers were never picked up? They didn't know how to spell 'SLOUGH'.
28/11/13 20:18:12
I think he may have over done it with the shaving foam.
27/11/13 20:09:53
An Eye-rise flat.
27/11/13 12:00:21
Staff announcement: Can the in store cleaner please report to the Lingerie aisle. That's the in store cleaner to the lingerie aisle please, thank you.
26/11/13 12:37:45
LIMMMMBBBEERRRR!
24/11/13 12:02:13
The Last Supper.
22/11/13 12:01:26
Come Die With Me.
22/11/13 12:00:05
Kerb your drink habit
22/11/13 9:06:00
Drag racer.
13/11/13 16:18:46
Replacing the ball with a Lous Vuitton handbag had certainly increased motivation.
10/11/13 11:35:44
These 'Spot the balls' contests get harder and harder.
10/11/13 10:10:16
And the prize for the wurst photo goes to...
08/11/13 12:04:35
06/11/13 12:45:58
"Fuck, that handle was hot!"
02/11/13 20:49:47
Gym kit.
29/10/13 9:39:24
She'd searched for hours, but had given up. There was only one thing for it- she was going to have to take the whole haystack to sewing class.
27/10/13 12:00:30
"Spot the tree" competition.
25/10/13 23:05:55
dad you jumped before giving me my pocket money
20/10/13 12:32:33
Word had got out that a stranger was in town trading magic beans.
20/10/13 10:00:53
Ken Dodd's garden.
19/10/13 7:14:12
Frank decided to defy the cancer at least until his lips fell off
14/10/13 11:51:48
"I hate that thing, with its big stupid smiling face and its ability to fuse 620 million metric tons of hydrogen into helium every second...It's right behind me, isn't it?"
07/10/13 7:06:13
Things weren't going well at the saluting for beginners class.
04/10/13 11:03:18
A Wok of flats
02/10/13 19:00:13
He absolutely worships that bike
28/09/13 8:08:05
'No one puts Tabby in the korma'
22/09/13 19:45:25
More commonly known as the Council Office
20/09/13 11:00:16
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