"Something's not right- I keep pressing 'Home', but I'm still here."

13/02/14 20:00:49

She told her Doctor she was going on holiday.
He told her to keep taking the Tablets.

13/02/14 20:00:09

The Skype's the limit.

13/02/14 21:10:14

High Pad

13/02/14 20:25:26

Miss App

13/02/14 20:06:34

Oh dear, it's all here anyway....why waste money on a bus tour.

14/02/14 8:35:51

The secret here, like writing most captions, is not to pad it out.

13/02/14 20:52:33

"What's the message say Maria?"
"It says, we neknominate you to stand on an open top vehicle wearing the worst dress and sunglasses you can find."

13/02/14 20:35:42

It was then that Rosa realized she'd forgotten her other pads.

13/02/14 20:01:03

Being a first class thief Rowena knew that an apple a day kept her debts at bay.

13/02/14 20:14:50

Unfortunately, Google Maps doesn't give directions for getting off a bus.

13/02/14 21:44:06

Tour of London Eye pad!

13/02/14 20:40:26

Apple tart.

13/02/14 20:36:24

Two wrist photography.

13/02/14 20:28:04

Eve gets ready to tempt the bus driver with the apple.

13/02/14 20:23:58

I hope there's an airbrush app for my 'selfie'

13/02/14 20:20:17

"YES! I knew I could grab one if he drove close enough to an apple tree!"

13/02/14 20:19:12

Despite leaving prison nearly 8 month ago, Shirley is still obsessed with opening Windows.

13/02/14 20:03:08