The old style police water cannons never really caught on.

20/03/14 8:00:46

Dammit. I can't walk on water after all.....

27/11/13 21:35:15

Nobody had ever seen a camel kill a rat before.

07/04/14 20:08:36

A long walk chrome

02/02/14 8:30:41

Why the long faith?

23/11/13 21:50:50

Shere Khan was delighted that Mowgli had recently discovered alcohol.

19/07/14 7:45:24

Hello? Dominos? Bit of a problem with my order here mate....

19/04/14 8:27:02

How many LSD tabs does it take to change a.........wooooowww......

06/03/14 8:02:35

Even the dog doesn't believe it's not butter.

19/01/14 17:57:41

It's ok, we'll just stick a plant pot under the hole in the roof.

01/11/13 12:43:35

Members of the jury, do you think that Oscar Pistorius is guilty?

16/04/14 7:04:06

You know that rucksack has straps on it, mate?

14/04/14 8:12:00

I never knew Angry Kid was based on a real person.

21/03/14 8:18:03

I'm arresting you for urinating in public.

06/12/13 9:01:10

The elephant could never master COMPLETE invisibility.

19/11/13 20:45:26

Clownsaw massacre.

25/02/14 21:05:42

The ancients had never seen a camera before.

17/01/14 8:34:20

If you stare at this picture really hard, chances are you will be too.

17/11/13 9:31:06

Tile-anol overdose.

13/06/14 7:11:20

Eggshumation.

24/04/14 11:18:56

Christmas skee

18/04/14 23:17:43

New from Mattel; it's baby in a box!
Made in China.

15/04/14 11:08:52

It was a dangerous read.

13/03/14 21:01:40

'Big girls, you are........mostly........beautiful!'

27/02/14 17:00:20

The black knight was insistent: 'Tis but a scratch!'

31/01/14 13:32:32

The mutated jellyfish were breaking out onto land.

29/01/14 22:33:08

Chester Zoo was having budgetary problems.

27/12/13 23:27:29

Spongejob.

19/12/13 12:48:05

Drugs are bad mmmmmmkay....

09/12/13 19:45:30

Uncle Buck would have been a better choice of babysitter.

09/11/13 10:26:55

The way women's volleyball should be.

03/07/14 7:40:43

His chief vice was..........actually his vice.

02/06/14 22:25:37

Open your mind to me, Quaid..........OOOPPPPPPEEENNNNNN YYYOOOOOUUUURRRRRR MMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNDDD

31/05/14 15:28:43

Game of voles.

30/05/14 23:23:42

The red bike would make me look really sexy.

28/05/14 21:25:48

Yes. These pants were actually made out of a real barcode.

27/05/14 7:10:53

He was asked to pilot a new fighter plane, but he flaked out.

23/05/14 7:47:34

Luckily, Phil caught on camera his own faceplant.

22/05/14 8:37:51

Google Crass

13/04/14 19:09:27

Janet Street Porter needs a shave.

12/04/14 20:23:35

The power of veg compels you!!

10/04/14 20:40:46

Seriously love, the plane ain't down there...

09/04/14 19:48:43

Stoned.

03/04/14 14:14:23

The Sanctuary's perimeter security systems were woeful.

03/04/14 14:13:35

Confettits.

20/03/14 22:52:10

Honey, Watt are you doing?

19/03/14 21:03:07

The world's strongest man contestant dropped his atlas ball.

13/03/14 8:30:16

Tree trunk legs

14/02/14 8:25:18

Unfortunately, Google Maps doesn't give directions for getting off a bus.

13/02/14 21:44:06

4D.

26/01/14 4:33:30

'Your mother was a hamster! And your father smelled of elderberries!

22/01/14 8:08:07

We've all been there.

16/01/14 15:37:34

We're gonna need a bigger plunger.

13/01/14 21:10:57

Extreme praying.

05/01/14 14:20:13

Little Johnny's attempts at a pterodactyl attack hoax were woeful.

02/01/14 20:43:58

Aquafresh. Even tigers like the stripes.

27/12/13 23:25:19

I doubt the new skateboard design will catch on.

23/12/13 9:12:22

Michael Barrymore's legs were incredibly feminine.

18/12/13 15:23:54

Apparently alcohol rots your insides...

18/12/13 15:22:23

I wasn't actually a shop, just a big personal statement and an unhealthy looking front room.

16/12/13 19:21:49

The Transport Authority tries to make bus stops a little more comfortable.

13/12/13 9:58:03

Turner and Pooch.

12/12/13 8:12:15

CHEAP BOTOX! GET YOUR CHEAP BOTOX HERE!!!!

23/11/13 21:49:50

Not the kind of pawn I had in mind...

09/11/13 0:33:21

He stood out from the mannequins behind him.

07/11/13 21:06:46