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John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

"Play your cards right and you may also have me for receiving swollen goods later."

03/04/13 12:33:50

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Under a vest? --Isla gray
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

I suppose you'll be wanting to take down my particulars

03/04/13 12:07:48

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

It's OK I'll cum quietly

03/04/13 12:06:53

 
Mark England Vote score: 17343Mark England

Truncheon Meat

03/04/13 12:35:57

 
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

You can do tricks with it?
Yes, I use it for cunning stunts

03/04/13 12:00:43

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10995Neil Mackenzie

OOh! You are Lawful, but I like You!


In memory of the late great Dick Emery.

03/04/13 12:07:52

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Yeh, I liked Dick... --Tony Busby
Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old London Town finally caught

03/04/13 12:27:24

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5200Chris Halliwell

I hope the collar matches the cuffs.

03/04/13 12:19:02

 
Ian Mclaren Vote score: 3524Ian Mclaren

Wait until I tell the girls,they'll all want to be arrested.

03/04/13 12:54:44

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5774Paul Reeve

"Every week we go through this same old palaver, for Christ sake PC Smith can't you tell your wife to stay at home."

03/04/13 12:54:19

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22896Ian Skelding

"When we said 'would you accompany us to the station', we didn't mean for you to sing Madam."

03/04/13 12:51:51

 
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

"Ooh, it reminds me of Lenny," said Dawn.

03/04/13 12:12:47

 
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

Let me go and I'll polish your helmet too

03/04/13 12:00:10

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

"Could we be looking at a spell inside?......just give it to me straight"

03/04/13 12:21:06

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

"Is this what they call penal reform?"

03/04/13 12:11:43

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"They remind me of my holiday in the Gambia."

03/04/13 12:03:04

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10995Neil Mackenzie

Oh it's not plastic it's wood.
Yes Madam they make them out of a Special Branch.

03/04/13 19:53:31

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10995Neil Mackenzie

They say abusing yourself makes you blind.
Why are you lot wearing such thick Glasses?

03/04/13 19:42:41

 
Jon Lloyd-jones Vote score: 509Jon Lloyd-jones

Tina misunderstood the role of the sexual assault team.

03/04/13 18:52:34

 
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

"Are you going to make me feel Special Cunstable?"

03/04/13 14:06:08

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20854John Glover

" Oooh, I can't wait to get to the policeman's ball."

03/04/13 13:05:22

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32499Tony Edwards

Rose between two horns.

03/04/13 12:40:01

 
Tony Busby Vote score: 2069Tony Busby

"Are you aware that handling a policeman's truncheon can get you a stiff talking to madame?"

03/04/13 12:28:01

 
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