Shrunken Goodhew.

05/12/13 8:24:54

"...so take my advice, don't always think you can beat those tube train doors when they start to close"

05/12/13 8:02:41

Monocle of the Glen.

05/12/13 8:20:31

no wonder Lens single!

05/12/13 8:17:44

Dick Head

05/12/13 8:10:28

'I have half a mind to sue that brain surgeon!'

05/12/13 8:05:38

Psychlops

05/12/13 8:01:13

After the accident that left him a vegetable, his wife still found use for him. If only as a convenient place to keep her Toblerone.

05/12/13 8:08:49

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is ...still fucking ugly.

05/12/13 8:04:27

"Before I show you the results of your cosmetic surgery Mr Clarke, I would like to point out that the nose reduction part of it was a complete success"

05/12/13 8:04:06

Chas knew he was, and looked a freak, but, just once in a while he wished they would change the sodding pictures that were screwed to his head.

05/12/13 10:56:23

"Aw, crap- not another movie in 3D."

05/12/13 8:15:10

Bobby Crushed.

06/12/13 7:44:27

Will-EYE-am!!

05/12/13 22:49:34

'the only thing he can manage to eat after his operation is a Toblerone'

05/12/13 8:49:55

"I tell you, that TV programme on Cyclops was a real eye-opener for me!"

05/12/13 8:16:05