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	Yoda Phone 28/06/18 8:15:55	21

	Ok everyone, come and get your grub! 12/05/21 8:33:55	18

	I'll phone tomorrow! 21/08/19 12:27:50	17

	lol x2 Sorry John, we're going to have to put you on Trollies, we feel that the hanging basket section just isn't working out 28/06/18 22:06:36	16

	DORIS...DORIS...COME QUICKLY..I've fallen through the van floor! 12/07/18 12:42:15	15

	clever Talk to the hound, cos the face ain't listening 16/07/18 10:12:11	14

	Animal Lecter 02/09/19 20:00:09	13

	...and have you noticed any unusual behaviour lately? 11/08/19 21:49:20	1 11

	Comfort food 21/11/17 20:09:29	11

	You haven't seen a crazy looking dude with a beard and a wicker basket have you? 14/06/21 12:42:38	10

	clever Submissionary Position 11/08/19 1:35:58	10

	lol - Darling quick, stop a minute, what the fucks that outside the window? - Shit! shit! shit!, quickly cover yourself up, it's that little bastard from next door with his drone. 03/09/19 11:27:56	8

	-This road accident tastes great, what is it? - It's part cat part man, apparently some twat was driving down the road with a cat sitting on his shoulder 29/08/19 20:46:11	8

	From out of nowhere, just like that, Terry fancied a hand full of Nobby's nuts 04/07/18 14:00:52	8

	Dave always sat 1ft away from the fire 18/06/18 8:51:06	8

	For god sake Miriam, stop poking me up the arse with that snooker cue, I'm trying to pick a pound out of the crack in the pavement 04/06/18 11:34:26	2 8

	Sketchers 20/11/17 12:02:34	8

	He's alright Mike, just a little batty 26/06/22 8:35:49	7

	Jerry & the Pacemaker 12/08/19 13:20:36	7

	Looks closed down, I was told the company fell into liquidation 12/08/19 8:45:15	7

	- How was it for you? - Bit wierd 28/07/18 9:03:38	7

	A good place for beachcomas 15/06/18 14:31:04	7

	Way haaay, the people that won me at the fair are releasing me into the river...YES! I'M FREEEE!....wait a minute....the bag, THE BLOODY BAG!? 09/06/18 13:18:21	7

	Shit David, I thought you said you'd left a 'Pie on' in the kitchen 23/08/19 11:54:11	6

	I'm ready now Carol...you can take me to the bloody vets 22/08/19 9:30:10	6

	Spaced out 21/08/19 12:23:12	6

	QUICK HIDE ME...I've just escaped from the Egg Machine! 20/08/19 13:25:49	6

	Next we have 'Grunta'...and she's modelling the latest summer range from 'Primate' 13/05/19 10:53:58	6

	Hair to dye for! 04/07/18 8:37:28	6

	And this picture of my face was when I saw the Eiffel Tower 20/06/18 9:34:58	6

	Dave is becoming increasingly uncomfortable with the progress of his wife's age-reversing disease 24/04/18 17:39:46	6

	The lady behind him has just spotted a starfish 02/10/17 21:13:50	6

	The teacher said make something different, think out of the box, so I made a tray of turtleheading arseholes...I was thrown out of the class 11/07/22 14:52:57	5

	Haircunt 100 10/07/22 22:39:59	5

	Bubble Chum 06/07/22 12:45:58	5

	Where the bloody hell are you, I've been stood here for 40 minutes, I need a shit Sue. 03/09/19 12:31:58	5

	Shit, here comes the school bus, act cool! 05/08/19 8:56:15	5

	I thought I could smell bacon 06/08/18 8:59:01	1 5

	Jazz & Dave 05/06/18 12:14:17	5

	OMG..I was in the park, off my face on magic mushrooms, and the squirrels started having a lightsaber fight, then... 09/07/21 9:15:57	4

	1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18! 14/06/21 12:35:37	4

	Let meowt! 08/05/21 13:26:07	4

	Quiet today, business is dead 05/09/19 12:51:28	4

	A brief encounter 21/08/19 15:12:47	4

	Now show us yer starfish 21/08/19 10:14:54	4

	Lovely Chopper Sir! 17/07/18 15:55:53	4

	Even though John had a bulging innertube, he could still just about ride his bike 17/07/18 14:08:56	4

	Funny really, cos we used to keep him in a Pen 01/06/18 9:32:42	4

	Big chief CD Ron 04/02/18 8:15:14	4

	Slouch Potato 03/10/17 10:54:28	4

	Furrgal Sharkey 13/12/22 11:13:12	3

	What do you mean...I'm in uk airspace...I'm finishing work I live in Birmingham! 26/07/21 10:19:17	3

	Remember that time we fed the squirrels space cake? 09/07/21 10:10:33	3

	F*ck off!...I'm not a real statue I'm a street entertainer...and stop pissing on my legs! 08/07/21 11:40:24	3

	For fucks sake Heston, can't we just have a normal meal!? 03/07/21 10:33:04	3

	You're not pinching my invisible handbag you naughty penguin 02/07/21 6:26:16	3

	This is Carl, he lives in Black Pool 16/06/21 15:48:19	3

	Please don't throw chewing gum in the lake 10/05/21 14:14:17	3

	Free Rangers 08/02/21 14:15:18	2 3
Our motto"No one escapes the tiny talon of the law." --Mauris Iocus
	I asked for red stripe but grey check is fine. 09/09/19 16:57:40	3

	Bloody hell, who's farted near the volovants? 09/09/19 13:35:57	3

	...and stretch aaaand paws 01/09/19 11:39:09	3

	Constumble 29/08/19 17:16:55	3

	Right turn Clyde 14/08/19 16:24:20	3

	It's a mogs game! 07/06/19 16:37:53	3

	It's not the tongue that's the problem, it's where he stuck his thumb 31/07/18 9:41:04	3

	Welcome to colourful Barnet, 04/07/18 11:11:35	3

	Doggy Bag 03/07/18 12:00:11	3

	This space hopper doesn't bounce Dad! 02/07/18 10:37:02	3

	He's been there all day, I think he's got a Pineapple Crush 02/07/18 9:48:40	3

	Paveferment 27/06/18 11:34:03	3

	Listen Bro, I ain't coming to your javelin throwing competition ever again! 22/06/18 9:28:48	3

	We sold quite a few, despite stiff competition 10/06/18 21:49:42	3

	The bird that caught the worms 01/06/18 11:19:55	3

	Life through a tennis racquet 22/04/18 23:32:58	3

	Shop Kipper 02/03/18 12:48:12	3

	Grafeeti 20/11/17 12:00:09	3

	So, what's the story with this car? 19/11/17 16:15:15	3

	Hide & Sikh 14/11/17 12:40:18	3

	Hi Darling, how was your first day at the Arsonist Anonymous group? 07/11/17 11:56:29	3

	Poached legg 06/11/17 11:22:57	3

	Madratters Tea Party 12/07/22 12:14:26	2

	'Oh shit!' The moment Dave realises he can no longer reach his penis 18/06/21 10:59:32	2

	Whore de France 18/06/21 10:54:03	2

	Yeah man...Friday night I get the pussy round and we watch tits on the tele. 16/06/21 9:52:58	2

	'is it ok if I just put you on hold?' 11/06/21 11:51:48	2

	Making a call was always a bit tricky for the conjoined octuplets 11/06/21 11:50:06	2

	This photo is awful to caption, I'm sitting here looking at it like somebody's just taken a shit on my driveway! 11/06/21 7:44:16	2