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Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21536Troompa Loompa

Taking your dog to your work is not recommended when you're a living statue.

08/07/21 8:06:28

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

The memorial to Dave Hoskins, 'Captain Indifferent', who, in death as in life, never did nothing for nobody.

08/07/21 8:17:37

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1337alexandra ball

He sat for half an hour waiting for him to throw the ball.

08/07/21 9:28:25

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13281The Wolf

"Hey, you. Five hundred years ago people like you kept dogs outside. And you didn't pick up our poo. And you didn't give us sufficient flea treatment. F-ck it, me and my mates are gonna pull you down...HEY....ARE YOU LISTENING?"

08/07/21 8:09:20

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Bark Lives Matter --Stephen Bean
Tiny Alien Vote score: 581Tiny Alien

F*ck off!...I'm not a real statue I'm a street entertainer...and stop pissing on my legs!

08/07/21 11:40:24

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

Revealed- the sad truth about the inordinately low intelligence of Greyfriars Bobby.

08/07/21 8:15:35

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12004Neil Mackenzie

Everything was alright till the Statue said :- Do you think I'm your slave?
Then a bunch of Leftists turned up and threw the dog in the harbour.

08/07/21 8:08:49

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

"Come on, mate. The ball's in your court."

08/07/21 8:08:42

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15811Dave Bryan

Spot, the ball

08/07/21 8:08:12

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13281The Wolf

"....and do you know how much Amanda Holden gets paid?"

Nope. Not even a statue gives a sh*t.

08/07/21 8:02:13

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

"I don't normally get on with post men but if you throw the ball I'll make an exception."

08/07/21 8:07:51

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James Lennox Vote score: 8974James Lennox

"OK, I'm sorry for pissing on your leg. Now can I have my ball back?"

08/07/21 8:06:29

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2961Willie Johnson

And then he grabbed his ball.

09/07/21 0:39:44

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3466Mark Wilson

"It's amazing how they make them look so life-like, the tennis balls real though isn't it?"

08/07/21 15:48:04

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 581Tiny Alien

These walks are getting bloody ridiculas, you keep getting completely stoned and I'm left hangin around like a bad guff!

08/07/21 11:17:33

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8297Glyn Evans

"That's strange, I thought all the Lenin statues were toppled in the Ukraine in 2014?"

"No one must have saw red and been committed enough to come here. Why was it you said Chernobyl was deserted again?"

08/07/21 9:11:49

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12093Mr Dome

Another invention that didn't really take off: dog urinals

08/07/21 8:34:01

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12004Neil Mackenzie

The dog was using the ball to try and determine was the statue Lenin to the left or right.

08/07/21 8:30:11

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

"Who do you think you're fooling? I just saw you blink!"

08/07/21 8:21:12

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

"I don't think my owner was talking to you when he said: 'Play dead!'."

08/07/21 8:11:58

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6849Al Overy

Stone Man and His Dog

08/07/21 8:08:15

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15811Dave Bryan

''Hawk-Eye has confirmed it. The backhand was definitely out.''

08/07/21 8:04:01

 
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