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C CaMel Vote score: 5747C CaMel

Faecal Attraction

29/08/19 20:34:00

 
General Zod Vote score: 3393General Zod

Stool and the Gang

29/08/19 20:02:50

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 492Tiny Alien

-This road accident tastes great, what is it?
- It's part cat part man, apparently some twat was driving down the road with a cat sitting on his shoulder

29/08/19 20:46:11

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4257Stu Dent

Buzzfeed

29/08/19 20:00:08

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4257Stu Dent

hoard of the flies

29/08/19 21:29:54

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5747C CaMel

Eaten Mess

29/08/19 20:32:50

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6136Vivvy En

♪ Fly me to the poo ♪ by Rank Sinatra

29/08/19 20:13:38

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2443Scrijjy Doo

Cabinet Meets With President

29/08/19 22:35:02

 
Mike Walsh Vote score: 24Mike Walsh

The one on the right is Jeff Goldbum.

29/08/19 23:25:34

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7228The Wolf

"Hey Dave, are you putting on weight?"
"WHAT? Eat Shit"

29/08/19 20:14:05

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7228The Wolf

"Hey dudes, what have you been up to?"
"Hey, nothing much, just chilling. Oh, I did watch the news earlier, did you hear that Boris is going to prorogue parliament?"
"NO! YOU'RE JOKING? Oh my god, what an absolute f*cking knob"

29/08/19 20:08:06

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15100Dan Nicholls

There's not quite seven of them. More like 6 and two turds.

29/08/19 22:26:22

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11674 Smuldo

"Waiter?, There's a fly in my poop..."

29/08/19 21:56:02

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4522Lucky Elperro

Hello Fresh!

29/08/19 21:21:50

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Hello Shitty! --Scrijjy Doo
Tiny Alien Vote score: 492Tiny Alien

Fly Crap

29/08/19 20:31:02

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10761Stephen Bean

Big Lickle Flies

29/08/19 20:26:56

 
Tony Martin Tony Martin

Brexshit Faecal Group come together over fears of No-Meal

31/08/19 16:34:37

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9889Mr Dome

Mmmm my favourite - chicken shatay

30/08/19 7:19:08

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5747C CaMel

2 for 1 on Boxing Day.

30/08/19 6:10:58

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

Shit insects

30/08/19 6:02:29

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

Eeuw, bottles!

30/08/19 6:02:08

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2443Scrijjy Doo

The Flies Have It

30/08/19 2:34:43

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 529Charles Gilbert

Seven in one blow...

30/08/19 2:34:15

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9889Mr Dome

I think I may go elsewhere the food's dire 'ere

30/08/19 2:05:46

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1618Willie Johnson

"I'm so grossed out, I just want to tell these fly guys to buzz off."
"Yeah well, they're still better than the maggots that were here last time."

30/08/19 1:38:53

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

It’s always the same when the SWAT Team and the SQUAT Team go out

29/08/19 21:44:30

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5747C CaMel

'We should do this more often.'

29/08/19 21:04:16

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12527Vanessa the Guesser

Gay fester

29/08/19 21:04:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10243Dave Bryan

It looks like the site is buzzing tonight.

29/08/19 20:21:22

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32059Tony Edwards

Flychedelic

29/08/19 20:14:29

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11674 Smuldo

Parashite.

29/08/19 20:11:36

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12527Vanessa the Guesser

"We found this in the car park."
"What is it?"
"Richard the Turd."

29/08/19 20:08:32

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4257Stu Dent

Flight Stool

29/08/19 20:08:02

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9004Chris Keegan

"Sorry Dave, I couldn't help but notice in the loo. Are you sure you don't want to see a doctor after that one night stand last month?"

29/08/19 20:07:07

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9004Chris Keegan

"No darling, I said a fried breakfast"

29/08/19 20:03:26

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7228The Wolf

‘Climate Change is having a dramatic impact on our wildlife’. That’s according to a report from senior scientists at the UN. The scale of the problem can be seen here in this photograph of a group of Sumatran orangutans.

29/08/19 20:02:21

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3619Crunchy Chords

Call in the swat team.

29/08/19 20:01:12

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9004Chris Keegan

My grandmother eventually lost her fear of flys buzzing all around her. Unfortunately it was after she passed away.

29/08/19 20:00:52

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Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3619Crunchy Chords

"My brain tells me to keep eating, but maggot tells me I'm about to get swatted by a Take a Break."

29/08/19 20:00:40

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3619Crunchy Chords

Time flies like an arrow, but apparently my house flies like a smear of spilled vindaloo.

29/08/19 20:00:11

 
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