Faecal Attraction

29/08/19 20:34:00

Stool and the Gang

29/08/19 20:02:50

-This road accident tastes great, what is it?
- It's part cat part man, apparently some twat was driving down the road with a cat sitting on his shoulder

29/08/19 20:46:11

Buzzfeed

29/08/19 20:00:08

hoard of the flies

29/08/19 21:29:54

Eaten Mess

29/08/19 20:32:50

♪ Fly me to the poo ♪ by Rank Sinatra

29/08/19 20:13:38

Cabinet Meets With President

29/08/19 22:35:02

The one on the right is Jeff Goldbum.

29/08/19 23:25:34

"Hey Dave, are you putting on weight?"
"WHAT? Eat Shit"

29/08/19 20:14:05

"Hey dudes, what have you been up to?"
"Hey, nothing much, just chilling. Oh, I did watch the news earlier, did you hear that Boris is going to prorogue parliament?"
"NO! YOU'RE JOKING? Oh my god, what an absolute f*cking knob"

29/08/19 20:08:06

There's not quite seven of them. More like 6 and two turds.

29/08/19 22:26:22

"Waiter?, There's a fly in my poop..."

29/08/19 21:56:02

Hello Fresh!

29/08/19 21:21:50

Fly Crap

29/08/19 20:31:02

Big Lickle Flies

29/08/19 20:26:56

Brexshit Faecal Group come together over fears of No-Meal

31/08/19 16:34:37

Mmmm my favourite - chicken shatay

30/08/19 7:19:08

2 for 1 on Boxing Day.

30/08/19 6:10:58

Shit insects

30/08/19 6:02:29

Eeuw, bottles!

30/08/19 6:02:08

The Flies Have It

30/08/19 2:34:43

Seven in one blow...

30/08/19 2:34:15

I think I may go elsewhere the food's dire 'ere

30/08/19 2:05:46

"I'm so grossed out, I just want to tell these fly guys to buzz off."
"Yeah well, they're still better than the maggots that were here last time."

30/08/19 1:38:53

It’s always the same when the SWAT Team and the SQUAT Team go out

29/08/19 21:44:30

'We should do this more often.'

29/08/19 21:04:16

Gay fester

29/08/19 21:04:09

It looks like the site is buzzing tonight.

29/08/19 20:21:22

Flychedelic

29/08/19 20:14:29

Parashite.

29/08/19 20:11:36

"We found this in the car park."
"What is it?"
"Richard the Turd."

29/08/19 20:08:32

Flight Stool

29/08/19 20:08:02

"Sorry Dave, I couldn't help but notice in the loo. Are you sure you don't want to see a doctor after that one night stand last month?"

29/08/19 20:07:07

"No darling, I said a fried breakfast"

29/08/19 20:03:26

‘Climate Change is having a dramatic impact on our wildlife’. That’s according to a report from senior scientists at the UN. The scale of the problem can be seen here in this photograph of a group of Sumatran orangutans.

29/08/19 20:02:21

Call in the swat team.

29/08/19 20:01:12

My grandmother eventually lost her fear of flys buzzing all around her. Unfortunately it was after she passed away.

29/08/19 20:00:52

"My brain tells me to keep eating, but maggot tells me I'm about to get swatted by a Take a Break."

29/08/19 20:00:40

Time flies like an arrow, but apparently my house flies like a smear of spilled vindaloo.

29/08/19 20:00:11