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Theres no longer any trolls under the bridge as they all now hang out on Twitter.
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Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

There's no longer any trolls under the bridge as they all now hang out on Twitter.

10/06/21 20:06:07

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They're quite easy to catch actually. Get your digital fishing rod, cast it out and you'll soon have something online.  --Glyn Evans
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34127Tony Edwards

"It serves the council right for calling it an overflow car park."

10/06/21 20:56:43

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12607The Wolf

"What do you think? Should we go up the steps and cross the bridge?"

"Bugger that, I'm not climbing steps with a pushchair, we'll just have to brave it..."

10/06/21 20:38:39

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12607The Wolf

"Hello, Hastings insurance, how may I help?"

"Yes hello. This is Dave the sleeping rough person. My home has flooded"

10/06/21 20:31:20

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3232Mark Wilson

Council turn potholes into waterpark attractions

10/06/21 20:22:11

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

Glastonbury back to normal, judging by the toilets.

10/06/21 20:06:11

 
John Beith Vote score: 164John Beith

They had made the water jump at the Grand National a lot more difficult this year

10/06/21 21:51:15

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15120Dave Bryan

BREAKING NEWS: Fisherman finds salmon in Mersey but can is past the sell-by-date.

10/06/21 20:14:59

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 553Tiny Alien

This photo is awful to caption, I'm sitting here looking at it like somebody's just taken a shit on my driveway!

11/06/21 7:44:16

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

Don't go in the water, it's dirtier than Lucy's pegging dildo after her wedding night.

10/06/21 20:31:31

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34127Tony Edwards

Ford cars only

10/06/21 20:14:36

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11917Neil Mackenzie

Why is this photo streaming on Caption.me?

10/06/21 21:08:59

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24493Michael Winner

*whisper* "The Common Bream is a bottom-feeding fish which, I am reliably informed by Dave the cameraman, is not worth getting wet to film properly."

10/06/21 20:49:03

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12607The Wolf

This is a text message from the Jobcentre. Dear Mr man with no arms. We are delighted to inform you that we have found you suitable employment. There's a drain that needs unlocking under the West Park bridge. Please attend on Monday morning with no snorkelling equipment or armbands. PLEASE NOTE. Failure to attend your new job will lead to the cancellation of your benefits.

10/06/21 20:46:36

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

Boris's new slogan - "Welcome to Britain. If the Coronavirus doesn't get you, the Legionnaires' Disease will."

10/06/21 20:37:06

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

"You're gonna need a smaller boat."

10/06/21 20:22:40

 
John Beith Vote score: 164John Beith

As Bridge tournaments go,this one was more boring than usual.

10/06/21 20:10:21

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1267alexandra ball

Come in, the water's lovely.

10/06/21 20:01:02

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16909Stephen Bean

The River Weiled

11/06/21 11:38:45

 
Pip Rae Vote score: 21Pip Rae

That troll sure splashed around after the biggest Billy Goat Gruff butted him down stream away from his brothers.

11/06/21 9:17:44

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3674Scrijjy Doo

♫ ♬ ♩ Like a bridge over muddled waters ... ♫ ♬ ♩
I WILL LAY ME DOWN. ♫ ♬ ♩

11/06/21 3:15:34

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 968Ellen Duncalf

I wish the bridge engineers would hurry up and arrive. This baby is being kept up by a mere twig.

11/06/21 1:24:50

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2798Willie Johnson

"We'll have to go the rest of the way by hydroplane."

11/06/21 1:13:39

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11851Mr Dome

The Crap Barrier Reef

10/06/21 22:25:58

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11851Mr Dome

So where's the launch party?

10/06/21 22:24:30

 
stone face Vote score: 9797stone face

"And this is that river in India, where all the kids smoked that wakey baccy thing."

"You mean the Ganges?"

"Yes, this is the river where all those kids smoked the ganges."

10/06/21 20:50:26

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24493Michael Winner

'Open plan, south-facing, slight damp. £850pcm.'

10/06/21 20:44:55

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

Welcome to Wolverhampton Spa

10/06/21 20:43:50

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 990Charles Gilbert

Potential Banksy canvas #43.

10/06/21 20:41:53

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 990Charles Gilbert

I see the troll!

10/06/21 20:40:38

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8303Hercules Rockefeller

"So, Dave, is this supposed to mean you're not mad at me for winning the caption contest now?"

10/06/21 20:33:50

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But that joke only works if Dave isn't competing in the caption contest and hopes to win...surely? Dave, what's your opinion on this? --Glyn Evans
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3232Mark Wilson

UK staycation from only £1000 per week

10/06/21 20:27:33

 
stone face Vote score: 9797stone face

"It really has been the wettest May on record." Thought Dave, as he waited for the train.

10/06/21 20:18:08

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I hope Dave has his submersible dog with him. He'll need a canine to chase off any fresh water krakens in case they steal his stash of car dealership flappy chappies 😃 --Glyn Evans
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8303Hercules Rockefeller

"Hey, look, there's the guy from the Red Hot Chili Peppers singing about heroin."

10/06/21 20:13:53

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8080Glyn Evans

I still don't understand why double decker rafts aren't a thing

10/06/21 20:09:04

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15370Vanessa the Guesser

Paula Radcliffe still trains round here.

10/06/21 20:07:34

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3232Mark Wilson

Bridge over troubled waters

10/06/21 20:05:07

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15370Vanessa the Guesser

I got a bit carried away earlier, playing with my hose.

10/06/21 20:04:23

 
Molly R Vote score: 2893Molly R

Climate change is somewhat affecting the Thames.

10/06/21 20:01:58

 
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