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Donna you were drunk last night. No I wasn’t. OK explain why the oven ready chicken is outside the back door and the cat is in the fridge?
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Donna you were drunk last night.
No I wasn’t.
OK explain why the oven ready chicken is outside the back door and the cat is in the fridge?

Sat 8:22:18

 

"Ew, there's something gone furry in the fridge."

Sat 8:06:04

 

Look out! The cat's got your tongue!

Sat 8:02:44

 

"Just chilling."

Sat 8:16:40

 

"Close the door! I'm hiding from that crazy b-stard Schrödinger."

Sat 8:02:01

 

Let meowt!

Sat 13:26:07

 

Furrridgerator

Sat 8:20:27

 

''Have they taken that dog home yet?''

Sat 8:09:02

 

"Bit disappointed to be honest. Thought you said it was a micebox."

Sat 8:01:38

 

"No cats in here, nosirree, just us dairy products."

Sat 11:59:39

 

Sorry people, I don't do vet appointments

Sat 9:12:10

 

"Get that cooking fat out of the fridge". ( Dave was prone to spoonerisms )

Sat 8:38:32

 

"It's catnippy in here."

Sat 8:35:46

 

That fridge is purrring again , darling

Sat 8:28:29

 

Of course cats can't understand what we are saying, now you find Tiddles while I phone the vet about it's appointment to be neutered.

Sat 8:17:43

 

look, the cat's taken a shelfie

Sat 8:12:35

 

That's put the cat amongst the fridge things.

Sat 8:00:40

 

"No, that's fine - you can certainly put that cold chicken in here."

Sat 8:00:28

 

Tiger was determined to find out if the light went out when the door was closed.

Sat 13:47:30

 

"I opened the fridge and almost had a stroke."

Sat 8:23:03

 

''Mmm boil in the bag haddock. I'll have some of that while the idiot is doing his captions.''

Sat 8:02:11

 

Cool cat.

Sat 8:00:06

 

"Save £££££'s in vet's fees, by simply freezing your sick animals at home."

Sat 18:51:41

 

Metaphor for marriage.

Sat 14:32:37

 

The strange thing is I don't own a cat.

Sat 10:31:32

 

"Are you going to behave yourself, or do you want to spend some more time in the cooler?"

Sat 10:10:21

 

Coolgar

Sat 8:35:08

 

''I've tried cooking delicious meals for my husband but he'll only eat cat food.''

Sat 8:21:09

 

"Good morning Felix. So, have you learned your lesson about scratching the sofa? Or do you want to spend another day in there?"

Sat 8:17:55

 

Fridge by Zapussi

Sat 8:14:25

 

OMG how long has that been in there it's got fur on it.

Sat 8:12:14

 

Curiosity killed my cat.

Sat 8:11:34

 

“10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1, coming ready or not”

2 hours later....

“Ok I give up, where are you”

Sat 8:04:21

 

"Well hello, I thought I might find you here, " said Rex.

Sat 8:02:01

 

🎵 There's a cat in me kitchen what am I gonna do?

Sat 8:01:02

 

Cool for Cats

Sat 8:00:06

 

Hello Kate, feline hungry again I see

Sat 17:54:32

 

This is why some products have labels for 'best by', 'best before' and 'prevent from evolving into a Darwinian mutation'.

Sat 12:06:24

 

You may laugh, but since we put him in there that fridge has been entirely free from albatrosses.

Sat 12:04:18

 

Schroedinger's new experiment:
"We've got the cat in the ice box. Is it alive or dead?"
"Yes."

Sat 9:58:34

 

Tom and Jerky

Sat 9:27:56

 

Disgusting, nobody in their right mind does that... Pepsi for God's sake

Sat 9:06:57

 

Darling, why's the cat in the fridge?
Just chilling sweetheart.

Sat 9:00:07

 

Tom Pranks

Sat 8:31:01

 

Marmalade jam.

Sat 8:28:30

 

''What an interesting bag. It looks like a purr of kippers.''

Sat 8:25:29

 

"You little git. Why can't you just use your litter tray?"

Sat 8:23:19

 

“It wasn’t me, the dog did it.”

Sat 8:22:38

 

I'm afraid having checked your fridge we are going to have to chuck you out of the Vegan Society.

Sat 8:20:29

 

I love cats, just couldn't eat a whole one so stuck it in the fridge and ate the rest later.

Sat 8:10:36

 

"Hmm fancy a Chinese?"

Sat 8:06:03

 

The cat that got the cream.

Sat 8:00:45

 
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