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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

The long arm of the law student

14/08/19 12:00:10

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9342Stephen Bean

Nick was delighted with his superpower until he discovered he could never wank with his right hand again.

14/08/19 12:57:44

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6986The Wolf

Army surplus

14/08/19 12:17:56

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6986The Wolf

It took 1 hour, 37 minutes and 13 seconds for Larry the undercover Policeman to deploy his bionic extendable arm. Thankfully, the shoplifter was in the middle of performing the ‘Slow motion orgasm dance’ which took just as long.

14/08/19 12:06:40

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I love random, although this week my own abstract efforts have been largely overlooked. I even resorted to puns just to try and get some votes. It worked, but now I feel dirty. --James Lennox
Mark England Vote score: 16554Mark England

Inspector Gadget never got bullied at school

14/08/19 12:04:43

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4426Karyn Harrison

Sometimes Mr Tickle can be a real bastard.

14/08/19 12:02:20

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21962Ian Skelding

"Wow, look at that ... bright yellow chairs."

14/08/19 13:25:16

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3758Stu Dent

armed and dangerous

14/08/19 12:16:16

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31478Tony Edwards

"He was invading my personal space."

14/08/19 13:00:05

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11554Vanessa the Guesser

He'll end up back in Borstal doing another long stretch.

14/08/19 12:03:13

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10566Neil Mackenzie

Is that why they call him Jack Reacher?

14/08/19 22:24:43

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 487Tiny Alien

Right turn Clyde

14/08/19 16:24:20

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

I'll bet he swims in circles.

14/08/19 19:12:36

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It would have to be an awfully big pool. --Willie Johnson
Scrunchy Doo Vote score: 2119Scrunchy Doo

Edward Stiltsarms

14/08/19 14:04:19

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Long Beau

14/08/19 12:00:26

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 492Charles Gilbert

He's taking this right to bear arms thing a bit far don't you think?

15/08/19 5:45:48

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1384Willie Johnson

His mom always bought him irregulars. "You'll grow into them" she said.

14/08/19 12:43:12

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6986The Wolf

This is a picture of Dan, my new boyfriend. We've never gone beyond foreplay.

14/08/19 12:37:29

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8488Chris Keegan

"What did I tell you! I said stay out of arms way!"

14/08/19 12:20:39

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Stretch Armstrong

14/08/19 12:20:20

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

I don't understand modern pornography.

14/08/19 19:14:43

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

Unfortunately for this prospective tennis superstar, he's left-handed.

14/08/19 19:14:02

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5706C CaMel

Pull the other one!

14/08/19 18:11:05

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Not the kind of jawbreaker Jake was looking for.

14/08/19 17:14:12

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 944Sam Cass

Foreign exchange students are the worst!

14/08/19 14:40:19

 
Scrunchy Doo Vote score: 2119Scrunchy Doo

This is why you should alternate hands.

14/08/19 14:07:22

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9342Stephen Bean

Goal-fers elbow

14/08/19 13:53:15

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5694Vivvy En

"Here, I'd give my right arm for one of those chairs"

14/08/19 13:33:47

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21962Ian Skelding

"Fake it on the chin."

14/08/19 13:01:46

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18132Troompa Loompa

"Aaargh, right Dhalsim let's take this fight out into the street."

14/08/19 12:57:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31478Tony Edwards

Sean always has a few tricks up his sleeve.

14/08/19 12:57:07

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6986The Wolf

"Hey kid, have you ever thought about joining the Volleyball Team?"

14/08/19 12:30:50

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Dave Bryan Vote score: 9095Dave Bryan

Arm chair Theatre

14/08/19 12:03:30

 
Molly R Vote score: 1681Molly R

We're on holiday, but I didn't know he would pack a punch.

14/08/19 12:00:33

 
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