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Captions | 67 | 2 | 1 | #9 | 32 | 112 | #2 | 2790 | 6583 | #37 |
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30/11/22 12:04:55 |
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Bloody hell. I take a break for a couple of days and when I come back both the November AND December prize winners have been announced ;) --James Lennox
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17/08/23 8:12:00 |
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Many thanks for all your kind comments. Still can't tell which captions are going to get 30+ votes and which will be tumbleweed (which is most of them!) --John Harrison
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16/02/23 12:00:22 |
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Great caption John, I bow to your humor and cleverness. And not just because it's prayer time. If this were ever to happen to you, I hope it won't be the kind of person who reads every label several times before making up their mind.... --Willie Johnson
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11/01/24 12:07:48, edited: 11/01/24 12:14:57 |
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16/12/23 12:02:57 |
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08/03/23 20:00:12 |
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Can you find the switch? --Willie Johnson
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08/02/23 12:08:53 |
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25/10/22 22:32:00 |
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30/03/23 12:36:22 |
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11/10/22 21:03:42, edited: 11/10/22 21:45:43 |
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*seen --James Lennox
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Sun 8:04:42 |
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I think Dave's been watching Fifty Shades of Grey. --Karyn Harrison
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08/12/23 20:02:54 |
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16/05/23 12:00:51 |
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16/01/23 12:00:13 |
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05/11/22 8:00:42 |
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24/04/24 8:16:06 |
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09/04/24 20:02:59, edited: 10/04/24 8:14:06, suggested edits |
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22/11/22 20:00:38 |
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26/10/22 20:00:34 |
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26/06/23 12:03:39, edited: 26/06/23 13:45:55 |
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"photo's" should be "photos"Other than that, caption is 100% accurate. If anyone wants the uncensored version, DM me, I'm open to reasonable offers :-D --Chris Beach
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14/02/23 12:00:14 |
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11/04/24 8:27:49 |
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31/01/24 20:17:12 |
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Funny thing is, if you look hard enough at this ridiculous outfit, you can actually see the letters T-W-A-T --James Lennox
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13/12/23 20:43:23 |
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05/07/23 20:04:04 |
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15/02/23 12:01:59, edited: 15/02/23 14:19:57 |
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The dead parrot sketch is light hearted, is it not? 🤔 --Glyn Evans
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26/11/22 12:00:34 |
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12/04/24 20:03:04, edited: 12/04/24 20:03:38, suggested edits |
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Even more chilling.. Nora Bolokov. --Mark England
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15/09/23 8:09:39 |
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08/09/23 12:01:04 |
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Except for the teeth. They're porcelain. --Karyn Harrison
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05/09/23 8:04:26 |
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And a large choke? --Karen McDonald
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Oh, snap-nod from 20:22:29. I'm going to leave mine as I'd been struggling on the wording for several minutes
8:28pm
comment on caption:
Before or after...just not during. [John Harrison]
Or it's a massive bear, and Dave is very far away.
8:18am
comment on caption:
This is not as brave as it looks. Dave has massive hands and it was a very tiny bear. [John Harrison]
I think that the bear must be tiny, look at the size of it compared to the hedge, my cat's bigger than that.
8:34am
comment on caption:
This is not as brave as it looks. Dave has massive hands and it was a very tiny bear. [John Harrison]
And an ashtray for their motorbike
11:11am
comment on caption:
Customers who bought this also liked the chocolate teapot. [John Harrison]
Do you mean... A humorous Humerus?
8:18am
comment on caption:
That's humorous! [John Harrison]
Certainly a funny bone
9:02am
comment on caption:
That's humorous! [John Harrison]
The Super Model was on a "Gluttony'-Free," Diet.
5:16pm
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Models take a break at London Fashion week to visit a local market. [John Harrison]
Thanks! No attention to detail
8:14am
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"Who are you waving at?" "That nice lady from social services." [John Harrison]
... they would probably have designed an upside down pram.
7:23pm
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If Citroen designed kitchens. [John Harrison]
The name alone deserves a vote
8:05pm
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Chilling photo of Maria Bolokov, the Russian serial killer who kept a souvenir from every man she murdered. [John Harrison]