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“Suella freakin’ Braverman…what’s yours?”
23/05/23 7:00:20
Mini Driver
23/05/23 7:16:45
"And don't try any ridiculous excuses. Unlike you, I wasn't born yesterday."
23/05/23 7:00:45
"No, I'm not gonna 'draw a doggy.' "
23/05/23 7:17:58, edited: 23/05/23 7:24:06
"...gonna need you to crawl out of the car."
23/05/23 7:08:08
Nobody puts baby in a Corsa
23/05/23 7:21:44
Kindergarten Cop
23/05/23 7:34:08
''That's a coincidence. Your address is the same as mine.''
23/05/23 7:25:48
"This can't be right Mr Button. Your driving license says you're 87 years old!"
23/05/23 7:01:41
"Do you know why I've pulled you over?""Something to do with my emissions?"
23/05/23 7:00:42
"I don't care what your excuse is. It's not acceptable to drive around the streets slowly looking for women so you can suck their boobs."
23/05/23 7:18:55
"You say it's baby formula sitting on the dashboard?"
23/05/23 8:47:32
“Car make?”Fisher-Price
23/05/23 7:21:38
"I'll just read your statement back to you Sir- you say that 'goo goo ga ga, goo goo, ga ga, goo' and then 'ga ga' is that correct?"
23/05/23 7:11:39, edited: 23/05/23 7:11:55
- You were driving really fast there son who are you trying to escape from?- You dad, you
23/05/23 7:09:17, edited: 23/05/23 7:12:30
"Is this the first time you've been in a crèche?"
23/05/23 7:00:16
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