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John Harrison Vote score: 5096John Harrison

"Do you want cries with that?"

05/09/23 7:04:26

And a large choke? --Karen McDonald
James Lennox Vote score: 16257James Lennox

Quarter Pounder with squeeze.

05/09/23 7:25:20, edited: 05/09/23 7:33:36

Paul Gledhill Vote score: 1732Paul Gledhill

Staff at macdonalds need retraining in the Heimlich manoeuvre

05/09/23 7:02:06

Julia Kinsey Vote score: 2171Julia Kinsey

I'm loving IT

05/09/23 7:06:19

Karen McDonald Vote score: 2529Karen McDonald

"OK Boss, caught this one trying to smuggle in an unbagged carrot.'

05/09/23 7:33:37

Mark England Vote score: 21686Mark England

"You prefer Wimpy? Well who's acting Wimpy now, you brat?"

05/09/23 7:11:37

Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 12517Hercules Rockefeller

Fast feud

05/09/23 7:05:50

Julia Kinsey Vote score: 2171Julia Kinsey

“Don’t ever say you prefer Burger King in here again...”

05/09/23 7:31:45

James Lennox Vote score: 16257James Lennox

"Child abuse my arse. Google the Subway Guy."

05/09/23 7:09:56

The Wolf Vote score: 21390The Wolf

"Sir, as I was undercover I caught this lad filling up 7 pots of ketchup even though he's only purchased small fries."

"Ok, thanks Ronald. Take him out back and kick the shit out of him."

05/09/23 7:24:43, edited: 05/09/23 7:39:09

The Wolf Vote score: 21390The Wolf

"Take your tray to the convenient waste area and EMPTY..YOUR..OWN..FUCKING..RUBBISH."

05/09/23 7:19:32

Karen McDonald Vote score: 2529Karen McDonald

Hamgurgler.

05/09/23 7:07:28

Stephen Bean Vote score: 35099Stephen Bean

Dial M for Murder

05/09/23 7:06:14

alexandra ball Vote score: 2430alexandra ball

Now we know why Jamie has coulrophobia.

05/09/23 16:42:55

Karen McDonald Vote score: 2529Karen McDonald

"Har har! your name's. McDonald, Old McDonald had a farm... COUGH SPLUTTER"

05/09/23 15:47:46, edited: 05/09/23 15:49:03

The Wolf Vote score: 21390The Wolf

"Hello everyone and welcome to McDonald's...AI malfunctioning...kill all humans....come here little bastard...AI malfunctioning...stop crying and asking for your mum."

Cheesy AI American bot Recalculating...

"Hey y'all. Welcome to Maccy's. Come here dumbass. Stop weeping for your mom."

05/09/23 7:11:48

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