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After years of no dates Davina decided to change her Tinder photo
09/11/23 12:08:28, suggested edits
Rupee cushion
09/11/23 12:03:05
"I would like to change my statement and say Prince Andrew did nothing inappropriate with my granddaughter."
09/11/23 12:41:52
"I'm glad to have my Winter Fuel Payment all these years - it really keeps me warm."
09/11/23 12:04:37
If you're going to beg in a doorway, make it the doorway to Waitrose.
09/11/23 12:36:08
āWe asked 9 year old Anita if there were any downsides to child labour.ā
09/11/23 12:02:04
Grandma's new strategy for getting everyone to visit more often is sure paying off.
09/11/23 12:35:42
"Dont waste your money on a bloody scratch card they said."
09/11/23 12:17:06
The secret to my success? Well, winning on a 200/1 horse is a long shot. Seven long shots to be exact, aimed at the other horses, from the grandstand, with a sniper rifle.
09/11/23 12:17:30
When you said you were a bank manager's secretary and spent fifty years 'taking notes'...
09/11/23 12:01:43, edited: 09/11/23 13:07:35
"Now I finally know what it's like to be in a hip hop music video."
09/11/23 12:02:02
"Gita, I know I agreed to you becoming a prostitute, and I'm thrilled about the money, but what the hell are you doing to them?"
09/11/23 12:54:34
"You wanna borrow a fiver? Piss off."
09/11/23 12:44:24
Lollywood
09/11/23 12:32:10
Rupee Goldberg
09/11/23 12:06:37
"At least keep it UNDER the mattress, Nan."
09/11/23 12:03:23
OnlyNans
09/11/23 12:03:20
Grand champion of the Waddingtons World Monopoly contest.
09/11/23 12:02:00
Bread and Breakfast
09/11/23 20:33:16
Given inflation levels in India it's actually only worth Ā£1.38
09/11/23 12:49:48
I'll call your 500,000 Rupees, and raise you some cashew nuts and my granny"
09/11/23 12:43:46
"Oh Auntie, don't tell me you've rupee'd the bed again."
09/11/23 12:37:28
''When she goes shopping Mumbai anything she wants.''
09/11/23 12:11:57
šµ I'm in the money šµ
09/11/23 12:02:17
"No officer. I haven't heard anything about a bank robbery."
09/11/23 12:01:21
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