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It was a difficult job, but being an undertaker wasn’t without perks
02/02/23 8:00:41
Hoard of the Rings
02/02/23 8:00:12
He was a very engaging man
02/02/23 8:25:33, edited: 02/02/23 8:26:10
"Well, that's another successful day begging outside of the divorce application office."
02/02/23 8:31:55
His love life wasn't exactly a car crash but he’d had a number of near Mrs
02/02/23 8:00:14
Will you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you marry me?
02/02/23 12:47:22
Battle of the bands
02/02/23 9:14:37
"Ok, I'll hold on to them, just hurry up."Going out with a goth girl was great, but getting a handjob without severe blistering to the penis was such a long-drawn-out process.
02/02/23 8:21:35, edited: 02/02/23 8:27:41
They're my ex girlfriend's nose rings. Quite appropriate given what a cow she was
02/02/23 10:23:19
"Women don't like it when my parents move in. I would know, I've been married to 19 of them."
02/02/23 10:18:40, edited: 02/02/23 10:18:54
Dave thought he knew what to do next, but he awaited further instructions from Beyoncé.
02/02/23 10:02:54
"I don’t know what caption to put", Dave said, while ringing his hands.
02/02/23 8:00:49
"I'd go out with a girl once and then say 'I'll give you a ring sometime'... course, I never did."
The Fellowship of the Rings
02/02/23 10:36:25
Something about Dave's proposal just didn't ring true.
02/02/23 10:11:17
"Dammit... Which one was Tina's?"
02/02/23 8:00:50
Blimey, this guy's unlucky in love - look at the number of engagement rings he's been given back!
02/02/23 8:00:38
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