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John Harrison Vote score: 5046John Harrison

"There's got to be easier ways of sneaking out for a pint Reg."

05/07/23 19:04:04

Ian Skelding Vote score: 31980Ian Skelding

“She’s behind you.”

05/07/23 19:15:13

James Lennox Vote score: 16205James Lennox

"I don't care if you want to carry on with this pantomime, Dave, but if you say you'll 'come home at 20 to 1' I'm divorcing you."

05/07/23 19:36:02

"Divorce me then, I don't need a micro manager in my life" replied Dave "I've got a fit bit for that"  --Glyn Evans
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 12505Hercules Rockefeller

"Did you remember to bring the coconuts this time?"

05/07/23 19:20:06

Julia Kinsey Vote score: 2138Julia Kinsey

I once performed as a pantomime horse but I quit whilst I was a head

05/07/23 19:20:47

Tony S Vote score: 8200Tony S

" Dave my mother is coming for dinner have you seen our best table cloth?"

05/07/23 19:10:30

Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 3483Karen Oakenfull

Every year, The town of Blarney in County Cork, Ireland, hosts, “The Most Unusual Pet” Competition. This is a photo taken in 1904 of Brendan Doherty who famously came 2nd in the very first competition, having lost out to Joseph O’Mally who won with a tin of salmon.

07/07/23 3:35:10

Mr Dome  Vote score: 16706Mr Dome

- So Dave, one of these identifies as a horse. Which one do you think it is?
- The one on the left?
- HAHA. NO! I knew you'd say that you bloody idiot. Wow you are so thick. It's the guy on the right. He's the one who identifies as a horse. Quite clearly the one the left IS a horse

05/07/23 23:59:10, edited: 05/07/23 23:59:32

C CaMel Vote score: 12441C CaMel

Jeremy’s brother didn’t want to join the army so he dressed up as a wall.

05/07/23 22:08:10

Tony S Vote score: 8200Tony S

"Stop moaning woman. You could survive without your legs the horse couldn't. "

05/07/23 19:14:26

Mandy Tate Vote score: 253Mandy Tate

Bert our children are not ugly! Why don't you take the kids for a walk in a normal fashion?

08/07/23 5:24:31

C CaMel Vote score: 12441C CaMel

“Dave’s wife chucked him out, came in at 10 to 1.”

05/07/23 22:11:57, edited: 06/07/23 15:52:54

Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 9689Scrijjy Doo

"I suppose the promise of milk production was a lie too."

05/07/23 19:25:59

alexandra ball Vote score: 2415alexandra ball

George's best friend was such a nag.

05/07/23 19:04:42

Karen McDonald Vote score: 2474Karen McDonald

"Aye an' shut t' bloody door after yer next time. What was yer, born in a bloody barn?"
Dave hated it when his family bought up his wife's humble beginnings.
Two weeks later his mother, father and two sisters were all found dead, heads smashed to a pulp with some kind of long blunt instrument. Dave and Dobbin were both released due to lack of evidence, and they lived happily ever after with their three centaurs and that kid with the horse's head.

06/07/23 7:52:58

brian davies Vote score: 656brian davies

Get your arse into gear, Paddy

05/07/23 21:47:51

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 14773Neil Mackenzie

Dave usually was photographed with his other horse because this one was the shyer of the two.

05/07/23 20:09:57

Mark England Vote score: 21678Mark England

I've often wondered how they managed to steal Shergar

05/07/23 19:17:20, edited: 05/07/23 19:17:52

Tony S Vote score: 8200Tony S

"Are you sure you have the right outfit I'm sure he said KKK not neigh neigh neigh."

05/07/23 19:09:22

Dave Bryan Vote score: 29577Dave Bryan

''I can't be forced to play the pantomime horse without a rear end. I've just been in touch with equinety.''

05/07/23 19:03:09, edited: 05/07/23 19:32:40

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