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Superman was confident he could tackle one Danny Devito, but not three of the buggers.

03/02/23 20:00:20

"You'll regret this Superman!"

"No, I won't. I didn't want one before and I don't want a *ucking vacuum cleaner now"

04/02/23 7:27:50

clever

"These old Superman serials are so corny! What's this one about?"
"Communists filling America's skies with giant death balloons."

04/02/23 0:20:26

"No British Gas, I will not let you break in to install a prepayment meter"

03/02/23 21:22:03

"I don't know what's worse, your bald caps or my fake shoulders."

03/02/23 20:44:54

The club's doorman strictly enforced their new "pants on the outside" dress code.

03/02/23 20:36:09

Superman left the scene in a hurry; after the Midgets used a Supersoaker to make it look like he’d peed his tights.

04/02/23 7:00:06

Dammit dave you had the supershrink 2000 the wrong way round

03/02/23 23:59:53

"If that's a kryptonite gun you should be aiming it at my heart or it won't work."

"It's not. It's a Nerf gun and we're aiming it at your ball bag "

03/02/23 20:20:36, edited: 03/02/23 20:21:13

“No I won’t pull your Christmas cracker with you! It’s hard enough trying to rid this site of corny puns let alone knock-knock jokes…”

03/02/23 20:00:16