Bloody hell. I take a break for a couple of days and when I come back both the November AND December prize winners have been announced ;) --James Lennox
Many thanks for all your kind comments. Still can't tell which captions are going to get 30+ votes and which will be tumbleweed (which is most of them!) --John Harrison
Great caption John, I bow to your humor and cleverness. And not just because it's prayer time. If this were ever to happen to you, I hope it won't be the kind of person who reads every label several times before making up their mind.... --Willie Johnson
"photo's" should be "photos"Other than that, caption is 100% accurate. If anyone wants the uncensored version, DM me, I'm open to reasonable offers :-D --Chris Beach
Yeah, it's a shame the captions that are more challenging to both read and write are often overlooked. That mental reward you mention can go both ways, for the writer and the reader, and it should Anyhoo, I'll make my vote worth 2.
Space Ventura: When Nature Calls
7:22pm
comment on caption:
"Whaddaya mean you need a shit?" [John Harrison]
The Fi-Swatter.
7:32pm
comment on caption:
There's a real buzz around this. [John Harrison]
Maybe 'I'll never get the hang of these puns', or even 'these Cat puns'.
I didn't edit suggest as I like it as is, but more may get the joke with added info.
7:27pm
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Yusuf Islam (I'll never get the hang of this.) [John Harrison]
Thanks James. Sometimes it's more fun to do one which is a bit obscure, and then every vote is (mentally) worth two or three.
8:11pm
comment on caption:
Yusuf Islam (I'll never get the hang of this.) [John Harrison]
But then again the actual Cat Stevens one which was posted later is doing better! As I said, I'll never get the hang of this.
8:40pm
comment on caption:
Yusuf Islam (I'll never get the hang of this.) [John Harrison]
Yeah, it's a shame the captions that are more challenging to both read and write are often overlooked. That mental reward you mention can go both ways, for the writer and the reader, and it should
Anyhoo, I'll make my vote worth 2.
10:35pm
comment on caption:
Yusuf Islam (I'll never get the hang of this.) [John Harrison]
I got really confused and thought you were meaning Humza Yousaf doing his famous white speach ..
5:16am
comment on caption:
Yusuf Islam (I'll never get the hang of this.) [John Harrison]
A 'Violin'-Spider, that size... you better not 'Fiddle' with it.
1:18pm
comment on caption:
"We're gonna need a bigger rolled up newspaper." [John Harrison]
I didn’t know spiders don’t like fake news?
3:14pm
comment on caption:
"We're gonna need a bigger rolled up newspaper." [John Harrison]
Or was it the Clayboy mansion?
8:24am
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When Dave was invited to get 'down and dirty' at the Playboy mansion, this wasn't what he had in mind. [John Harrison]