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Photos			2	#13				1	6	#20
Comments	12	1	2	#5				53	119	#49
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lol x3 creative x2 clever 30/11/22 12:04:55		26 38
Bloody hell. I take a break for a couple of days and when I come back both the November AND December prize winners have been announced ;) --James Lennox

lol 17/08/23 7:12:00		22 33
Many thanks for all your kind comments. Still can't tell which captions are going to get 30+ votes and which will be tumbleweed (which is most of them!) --John Harrison

lol 16/02/23 12:00:22		18 29
Great caption John, I bow to your humor and cleverness. And not just because it's prayer time. If this were ever to happen to you, I hope it won't be the kind of person who reads every label several times before making up their mind.... --Willie Johnson
	Henry Wrinklier 08/10/23 7:13:00	28

	lol creative Tiddles was beginning to think he’d need to make his own dinner. 17/01/23 12:00:27	26

	Time to bring on a sub. 29/08/23 11:00:59	25

	lol Road sign creator collapses dead on keyboard. Final work displayed as tribute. 27/01/23 8:02:40	1 25

	lol clever x2 “Suella freakin’ Braverman…what’s yours?” 23/05/23 7:00:20	24

	“Have you tried switching it off and on again?” 08/03/23 20:00:12	1 23
Can you find the switch? --Willie Johnson
	It was the perfect practical joke...Dave hid his wife's hairbrush where he knew she'd never look. 08/02/23 12:08:53	1 23

	lol x2 creative Thomas The Tank Engine woke up with a throbbing head and a mouth like the inside of a budgies cage. "Can anyone remember where we left Annie and Clarabel last night?" he said. 25/10/22 21:32:00	23

	lol Dave was beginning to regret complaining about Linda making him "the same boring sandwiches" for lunch. 30/03/23 11:36:22	22

	lol clever "No, I'm fine...but have you seen a bloke on water skis?" 11/10/22 20:03:42, edited: 11/10/22 20:45:43	2 22
*seen --James Lennox
	clever French Nickers 06/11/23 20:08:20	21

	lol x2 Loo Ferrigno 16/05/23 11:00:51	1 21

	clever Ski Sundae 16/01/23 12:00:13	21

	Dave's wife was just relieved she hadn't gone away for the full week. 05/11/22 8:00:42	21

	lol Not everyone could carry that outfit off like Dave, let alone at their mother-in-laws funeral wake 22/11/22 20:00:38	20

	lol Party like it's 1889 26/10/22 19:00:34	20

	Supply of photos dries up and site owner forced to delve into personal collection. 26/06/23 11:03:39, edited: 26/06/23 12:45:55	6 19
"photo's" should be "photos"Other than that, caption is 100% accurate. If anyone wants the uncensored version, DM me, I'm open to reasonable offers :-D --Chris Beach
	Nice, but I really need a boot. 14/02/23 12:00:14	19

	"Why can't I have a mobility scooter like everybody else?" 13/10/23 7:15:49	18

	Dave was beginning to think it was time to trim his chest hair. 09/09/23 11:01:23	18

	"Now where's that tosser with the Rottweiler?" 06/05/23 11:06:02	18

	“I’m going on strike as well. They’re paying me chicken feed.” 18/04/23 7:00:15	18

	Superman was confident he could tackle one Danny Devito, but not three of the buggers. 03/02/23 20:00:20	18

	lol "Give it three years and she'll look just like me. Just sayin'" 18/10/23 7:03:56	17

	"Can't believe all those folk just ran off and left all this food behind" 16/10/23 11:03:15	1 17

	"There's got to be easier ways of sneaking out for a pint Reg." 05/07/23 19:04:04	17

	lol “Unfortunately, none of the four photographs submitted conform with UK passport criteria. Please retake without the stuffed cat.” 15/02/23 12:01:59, edited: 15/02/23 14:19:57	4 17
The dead parrot sketch is light hearted, is it not? 🤔 --Glyn Evans
	lol creative Rare find for David Attenborough as he stumbles across the nest of a Leather-Arsed Grebe 26/11/22 12:00:34	17

	lol x2 "I thought the hangover was bad enough...and then the toilet seat slammed down." 17/11/22 12:43:12	17

	Rupee cushion 09/11/23 12:03:05	16

	"It's not that I'm not enjoying it, but could we go to the swings or something on our second date?" 03/11/23 20:05:39	16

	lol Anyone repulsed by Dave's depiction of Marilyn Monroe really wasn't ready for his Sharon Stone. 08/10/23 13:31:43, edited: 08/10/23 13:34:16	1 16

	Ironically, it was this exact pose that had resulted in her becoming a mummy in the first place. 15/09/23 7:09:39	16

	Bone China 08/09/23 11:01:04	1 16
Except for the teeth. They're porcelain. --Karyn Harrison
	The Repair Shop "not what it was", say TV critics. 25/08/23 11:25:27	16

	Round one. 18/05/23 15:15:35	16

	creative Mystery surrounds fate of missing hairdresser. 17/05/23 7:06:41	16

	“Think that again and I’ll punch you in the face.” 17/12/22 12:00:14	16

	“Do you have everything you need madam, or would you like me to get you a shovel?” 26/11/22 8:41:34	16

	“Not another one Boris!” 21/11/22 20:00:14	16

	clever If you thought getting on the wrong side of The Mafia was bad, try upsetting The Entomology Society. 06/11/22 21:23:44	16

	creative clever Dave liked to have his Cholestrol checked regularly. 17/10/22 9:26:23	16

	"Not the same as a proper tummy tickle, is it Dave?" 05/11/23 8:04:06	15

	"Bloody hell Dorothy, looks like Tinman has been working out." 02/07/23 19:05:41	15

	Picture clearly faked. No way that ginger kid would be out in the sun. 21/06/23 11:12:31	15

	Dental in plant 25/03/23 20:33:50	15

	"I don't care if you have a flat tyre sir, you can use a jack like everyone else." 21/03/23 8:05:41	15

	Heads or Wales? 08/03/23 12:00:12	15

	It was a difficult job, but being an undertaker wasn’t without perks 02/02/23 8:00:41	15

	"Anything for the weekend sir?" "Yes, a dozen Elastoplast and a prosthetic nose please." 29/01/23 14:35:09	15

	Dealer-shep 21/12/22 8:16:18	15

	Britain’s border control capability explained 07/12/22 20:01:29	15

	lol "This is gonna take for ever. Tight sod could have bought easy-peelers!" 11/11/22 20:59:55	15

	lol clever It was a simple system. If there was a pair left, they'd start dredging the pool. 19/10/22 8:42:15	15

	"Do you want cries with that?" 05/09/23 7:04:26	1 14
And a large choke? --Karen McDonald
	lol Should’ve gone to Downing Street 25/05/23 19:00:20	14

	When you've parked too far from the pump and are determined to make it reach. 14/05/23 7:04:08	14

	"What are we eating tonight Hammy?" "Oh, just something I've throne together." 13/04/23 12:48:11	14

	And so it came to pass that dozens of captioneers stared blankly at their screens. 13/03/23 12:02:17	14

	Parasole 04/03/23 12:01:21	14

	I saw exactly the same car last week, except it was green. 12/12/22 8:12:07	14

	Dave made two bad decisions that day - parking where he did and leaving the sunroof open. 27/11/22 13:48:17	14

	The evidence leant towards it being a fake. The depth of the layering, the delicacy of the brush strokes...the fact it was printed on a cheap beach towel. 26/10/22 12:08:05	14

	Knuckle sandwich 01/10/23 7:02:03	1 13

	"Humping the radiator isn't going to help, Rex." 14/09/23 7:01:34	13

	Behind the benign smile lay a sinister tale. Mildred's husband had disappeared in 1972 and nothing had been seen of him since. On every birthday, Mildred prepared herself a treat, and for her 95th, she'd saved something very special. 16/08/23 7:13:01	1 13

	"And how am I supposed to reach the pedals?" 23/06/23 7:18:52	13

	Barnsley “not fully prepared” for electric vehicle revolution, say local officials. 17/05/23 7:04:30	13

	"You couldn't hit a cows arse at 50 paces, Zeus." "Hold my beer." 11/05/23 11:28:41	2 13

	Escape Room 15/04/23 11:00:13	13

	Medical breakthrough as three new antibiotics discovered in Hull 01/03/23 13:10:51, edited: 01/03/23 13:11:30	13

	Scary Spice 22/02/23 21:24:47	13

	lol There was nothing Dave enjoyed more than launching an unprovoked mortar attack on an unsuspecting neighbour. 01/12/22 13:17:31	13

	clever "...and the vet said it's probably tinnitus." 23/10/22 7:26:39	13

	...and the winning Pumpkins in the 'carve-a-celebrity' competition go to David Dickinson and Katie Price. 21/10/22 20:04:51	13

	Park Drench 02/09/23 21:19:59	12

	"...and as we move into February..." 29/08/23 7:10:47	12

	"I wish she'd stop flashing her tits." 21/08/23 7:10:42	12

	"Remember that little two seater we used to have Mavis before the 128 kids came along?" 15/08/23 7:13:50	12

	"Just the 2,500 coming round tonight." 11/08/23 19:05:40	12

	She literally waited on him hand and foot. 29/06/23 7:08:53	12

	"No, course I haven't left the handbrake on. Do you think I'm an idiot?" 14/05/23 7:02:45	12

	Frantic scenes at Glasgow Central as charity collectors spotted approaching platform. 16/02/23 20:11:19	12

	clever Dave had no idea how the cub had got stuck to the window, and even less idea how to remove it. 12/02/23 20:08:01	1 12

	Lad-in-der Field 06/11/22 13:06:12	12

	lol The works outing had been fun and the mill owner promised that if everyone worked really hard, he might start the engine next year. 12/10/22 19:17:22	12

	"Alright mate, take off your watch and any jewellery and walk straight through." 28/10/23 7:44:39	11

	"Anyway, enough about my hair...are you buying the couch or not?" 27/10/23 11:41:52	11

	"If we go through another speed camera I want to look my best." 12/10/23 7:10:48	2 11
Doing your make-up, were you? --Mr Dome
	The 'Hot chicks on motorbikes' link wasn't what Dave was expecting. 28/06/23 7:14:49	11

	"I'm sweating me nads off here lads, and then in December they'll have us doing the swimsuit stuff." 24/06/23 7:32:48	11

	If at first you don't succeed... 25/05/23 8:53:18	1 11

	His bark is worse than his bite. 20/05/23 7:02:47	11

	"It's okay, it's okay...it's only the ginger one." 10/05/23 19:01:54	11

	Quarter Pounder With Keys. 23/03/23 20:00:17	11

	"Bounce now, yer bastard!" 22/03/23 8:02:05	11

	Trials of novelty monorail get underway on M1. 21/03/23 8:02:08	11

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last comments (total: 153)

??? I Know the number is sixty nine.

[anon]

12/09/23
3:23pm

comment on caption:
Soixante-neuf-du-cat [John Harrison]

Duckats? like the coin? 🤔

[anon]

12/09/23
4:17pm

comment on caption:
Soixante-neuf-du-cat [John Harrison]

OKAY, COINS... WHY SIXTY NINE?

[anon]

12/09/23
6:04pm

comment on caption:
Soixante-neuf-du-cat [John Harrison]

No idea.

[anon]

12/09/23
9:02pm

comment on caption:
Soixante-neuf-du-cat [John Harrison]

If sixty nine is referring to the position of the cats in the flower pot, where does the coins fit in?
Is it their circular overall curled up shape, resembling a coin?

[anon]

12/09/23
9:59pm

comment on caption:
Soixante-neuf-du-cat [John Harrison]

This would probably be a good caption for the new review feature. It's actually very clever, but strays into that "too clever" for easy votes area.

First off, you have to accept/recognise that the cats in the pot could look like an embossed coin. Then you have to know some French or be bothered Googling it, which gives you the 69 'position' of the cats. Then there's the pun which could be read as "of the cat" or "ducat", referring both to the position of the cats and the fact they look like a coin, possibly even a gold coin.

So, yeah, very clever, but perhaps relies on too many factors to be easily appreciated.

EDIT: Sorry for dissecting the caption while voting is still active, Cap Auth. Hopefully a few more votes come your way wink

James Lennox

12/09/23
10:15pm

comment on caption:
Soixante-neuf-du-cat [John Harrison]

Hmmm...you credit with more cleverness than was present! The du-kat did not refer to a coin (my French is awful.) The whole caption was a pun on the famous French wine Châteauneuf-du-Pape. Well, not that famous because nobody got it!

(caption author)

13/09/23
7:07am

comment on caption:
Soixante-neuf-du-cat [John Harrison]

Ha ha, that's hilarious Cap auth. Now I feel like a pompous art critic that expounds on the virtues of a painting only to discover that a homeless person has stumbled into the gallery and vomited on the wall ... Oh dear, not at all meaning your actual caption is vomit, just that my reading of it was so far off 😳.

James Lennox

13/09/23
7:12am

comment on caption:
Soixante-neuf-du-cat [John Harrison]

Ahhh, now I get it, very good. I've never heard of that particular wine, I need educating in this regard. Maybe someone could send me a case so I know what I'm on about next time Châteauneuf-du-Pape crops up ...