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alexandra ball Vote score: 430alexandra ball

All mouth and no trousers

22/06/20 14:22:34

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1300Mark Wilson

What's not to like... cooks,cracking body and can still get you a beer if you've mislaid the bottle opener

22/06/20 16:47:16

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9804Dave Bryan

''I like your apron.''

''Don't let him call me an ape, Ron.''

22/06/20 12:08:00

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18839Troompa Loompa

Nigella Jawson

22/06/20 12:05:37

 
Mark England Vote score: 16948Mark England

"You're in for a treat, Honey. It's steak and blow job day"
"Err...would you mind if I just had the steak?"

22/06/20 12:02:17

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14954Dan Nicholls

Chernobyl's number one rated cookery programme.

22/06/20 12:07:14

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8931Chris Keegan

She reckons she's a great cook but personally I think she's all mouth.

22/06/20 12:54:47

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Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2292Scrijjy Doo

"I can't breathe!"

22/06/20 16:10:11

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1045Stephen Graham

She has a body to die for, but make sure you've personal insurance before she goes down on you

22/06/20 12:45:19

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18839Troompa Loompa

Michelle Gob-a-chef

22/06/20 12:08:34

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31849Tony Edwards

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

22/06/20 12:31:00

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Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5086Chris Halliwell

Wok the F**k.

22/06/20 12:19:12

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5560James Lennox

2 out of 3 ain't bad.

22/06/20 12:09:01

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14954Dan Nicholls

Thing is, if you cover her teeth (go on, do it) she looks like the Queen.

22/06/20 12:08:40

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5560James Lennox

"My new girlfriend has a great body, and she loves to cook."

"Lucky you, is she pretty?"

"My new girlfriend has a great body, and she loves to cook."

22/06/20 12:07:54

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14954Dan Nicholls

There has to be an easier way to crimp the pastry.

22/06/20 12:07:41

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14954Dan Nicholls

Now it's time for Ready Steady ARRRRRRRRRGGHHHH Cook.

22/06/20 12:06:47

 
Flo . Vote score: 224Flo .

With tits like that she's definitely worth a supper vote.

22/06/20 12:05:11

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22246Ian Skelding

Al dental

22/06/20 12:02:53

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9804Dave Bryan

''Black lives matter. I'm right behind you, Jasmine. I'll bend the knee again.''

22/06/20 12:02:05

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31849Tony Edwards

Gum Dine With Me

22/06/20 12:02:01

 
Molly R Vote score: 1779Molly R

"You don't like my stir-fry? That's so funny!"

22/06/20 12:01:48

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6729Hercules Rockefeller

Hell's Kitchen

22/06/20 12:00:56

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8931Chris Keegan

"What's for dinner love?"
- "My speciality, Aloo gobby!"

22/06/20 12:00:15

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22246Ian Skelding

Fatima thought she would try something else, she was fed up with eating oranges the other side of the door through a letterbox.

22/06/20 12:00:13

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4038Stu Dent

I forgot your name but do you fancy some breakfast
love......love......love......LOVE....

22/06/20 12:00:07

 
george james george james

shorty give me neck till i pass out, literally

24/06/20 22:19:54

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4473Lucky Elperro

Well I would.

22/06/20 21:47:22

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10253Stephen Bean

Some guys like their women scurvy.

22/06/20 19:47:13

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1507Willie Johnson

That reminds me, I need to make a dentist appointment.

22/06/20 19:43:58

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1507Willie Johnson

Hey buddy, my eyes are up here.

I said my eyes. Not my eye teeth.

22/06/20 19:41:05

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1507Willie Johnson

She's a toothsome lass, but she looks a little long in the tooth.

No, I didn't notice anything unusual about her.

22/06/20 19:39:03

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2292Scrijjy Doo

"Give me a sugar cube!"

22/06/20 15:52:06

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2292Scrijjy Doo

"I ordered Al Dente but this is ridiculous."

22/06/20 15:50:59

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10699Neil Mackenzie

No wonder her boyfriend always does it from behind.

22/06/20 15:27:33

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They might swing both ways, but one things for sure. Nothing can stop them when they do. --Willie Johnson
Flo . Vote score: 224Flo .

Personally I wouldn't eat that...she's a spitting image.

22/06/20 15:06:09

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14954Dan Nicholls

Roar ingredients

22/06/20 14:35:33

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11663 Smuldo

Ex Files, The Tooth is out there...

22/06/20 13:22:11

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

"I want to break free"

22/06/20 13:20:41

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1045Stephen Graham

"Honey, I've got your favourite for you, Gum-bo au natural."

22/06/20 12:58:14

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5974Vivvy En

"Love, I am starving...You're a champ."

22/06/20 12:53:40

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1823Rachel P

Monster Munch

22/06/20 12:44:09

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1045Stephen Graham

Luis Suarez puts on a printed apron.

22/06/20 12:43:18

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20584John Glover

Flash fry

22/06/20 12:38:26

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5974Vivvy En

"Babe, do you fancy a bite?"

22/06/20 12:36:08

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9679Mr Dome

Nice legumes, shame about the face

22/06/20 12:34:28

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9679Mr Dome

- what's for dessert, darling?
- I baked a nice banana loaf

22/06/20 12:33:36

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6608Glyn Evans

"Please, please. Stop making me laugh. Some of the things that they come up on that caption.me"

22/06/20 12:32:26

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9679Mr Dome

What a howler

22/06/20 12:32:08

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5086Chris Halliwell

Do you fancy Supersex after this?

I'll just have the soup if it's all the same to you!

Nod to 12:02:17

22/06/20 12:21:50

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1823Rachel P

The kitchen was flooded after making herself a mouthwatering meal.

22/06/20 12:18:57

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10253Stephen Bean

"We met on Grindr."

22/06/20 12:18:31

 
Flo . Vote score: 224Flo .

Gill watched her new black boy friend drop his pants in anticipation of getting his extra portion.
Seems like black size matters too.

22/06/20 12:15:00

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4038Stu Dent

Cooking the Looks

22/06/20 12:14:10

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12092Vanessa the Guesser

"Sorry, no pan handle."

22/06/20 12:03:29

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18839Troompa Loompa

Gorilla's in the Miss

22/06/20 12:00:11

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18839Troompa Loompa

Frying is considered too unhealthy so it is recommended to cook with the gorilla instead.

22/06/20 12:00:05

 
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