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Dot Old Vote score: 1140Dot Old

Childline

23/06/20 12:13:34

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11811Stephen Bean

Child support

23/06/20 12:09:51

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 683alexandra ball

Mummy just needs 5 minutes sweetie!

23/06/20 14:05:35

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13090Vanessa the Guesser

20 years later he loved telling people he was well hung.

23/06/20 12:01:14

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3943Crunchy Chords
Childline

23/06/20 15:29:27

 
Flo . Vote score: 224Flo .

"I hate bleeding Mondays"

23/06/20 12:53:48

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11416Dave Bryan

''I usually wash him and his brother together. We've got a twin tub.''

23/06/20 12:48:41

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6138James Lennox

"Yes, very clever Billy, but next time take your clothes off the line before you get dressed."

23/06/20 12:43:21

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4989Kenny Ireland

Edwin was raise by Poles.

23/06/20 12:37:10

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20860John Glover

"No, you can't go down to the river again, you've been suspended."

23/06/20 12:29:38

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19119Troompa Loompa

Cliff Hanger

23/06/20 12:25:53

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13090Vanessa the Guesser

"Tell Billy I'll give him a wring later"

23/06/20 12:03:15

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

"Dad, when you said you'd make me a zip wire I was expecting something a bit faster"

23/06/20 15:40:58

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4497Stu Dent

Johnny always was highly strung.

23/06/20 12:59:45

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13090Vanessa the Guesser

Never upset a gypsy.

23/06/20 12:31:28

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11416Dave Bryan

Johnny had always been a bit of a drip.

23/06/20 12:03:28

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Drip drying. --John Glover
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4973Karyn Harrison

Hung out to cry.

23/06/20 12:00:19

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22922Ian Skelding

"I always put Daz through my washing."

23/06/20 17:35:33

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1092Stephen Graham

Getting his head through the mangle was the hard part.

23/06/20 12:42:47

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9319Chris Keegan

Tommy hated being put in goal.

23/06/20 12:33:09

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6894Glyn Evans

Sly Stallone in "Cliphanger"

23/06/20 12:19:55

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4973Karyn Harrison

"Now he knows what we went through," said Kermit to the Pink Panther.

23/06/20 12:16:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11416Dave Bryan

''I told you the stains wouldn't come out unless you soaked him first.''

23/06/20 12:00:39

 
Molly R Vote score: 2068Molly R

"I had to find some way to cope with him wetting himself."

23/06/20 12:00:34

 
Mark Sheppard Mark Sheppard

Billy’s mum should have gone to Spec Savers .

24/06/20 19:40:02

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 409Gavin Smithers

You can have a foreign holiday, but children fly separately.

23/06/20 18:01:41

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22922Ian Skelding

Aerial

23/06/20 17:31:38

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11000Neil Mackenzie

You can’t hang him out like that!
Look at the state of his knees, bung him back in the washing machine.

23/06/20 16:31:55

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2672Scrijjy Doo

Should've thrown the baby out with the bath water.

23/06/20 15:58:52

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1811Willie Johnson

Don't ask your mom about your dad's new girlfriend when she's doing the laundry.

23/06/20 15:32:23

 
Flo . Vote score: 224Flo .

Shaun was destined to work for BT.

23/06/20 15:27:41

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15310Dan Nicholls

Mum only does this on Mondays when the hunky postman comes to see her.

23/06/20 14:31:55

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15310Dan Nicholls

Dear Tim, come OveR to my House and Hang Out 2morrow.

23/06/20 14:30:56

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6400Vivvy En

Lower. Roll in mud. Wash. Repeat.

23/06/20 14:06:43

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2672Scrijjy Doo

Because you're nine, ♫ ♫
I walk the line. ♫ ♫

23/06/20 13:44:14

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5777Paul Reeve

There were some health and safety concerns when the new Zip Wire was first opened in the village.

23/06/20 13:18:47

 
Flo . Vote score: 224Flo .

Stone Face can I come down now? I promise I wont mention Cats again...honest.

23/06/20 13:18:32

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

Dear Diary:
Today I went on a two hour cycle, then hung about in the sun.
Simon x

23/06/20 13:15:26

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6138James Lennox

Clark Kent was a weird kid.

23/06/20 12:45:49

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32512Tony Edwards

Early designs for the original zip wire got off to a slow start.

23/06/20 12:35:53

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11811Stephen Bean

♫ Peggy Stu, Peggy Stu...

23/06/20 12:26:52

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32512Tony Edwards

Boy'll wash and dry.

23/06/20 12:25:15

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4497Stu Dent

Laundry stray.

23/06/20 12:23:57

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11811Stephen Bean

"Why do I always have to be peggy in the middle?"

23/06/20 12:23:55

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10179Mr Dome

Not what I imagined when I googled pegging

23/06/20 12:18:45

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11416Dave Bryan

''Should we go down to the youth club and meet our mates, Joey?''

''No thanks, I'd prefer to hang out here.''

23/06/20 12:17:45

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1092Stephen Graham

"Peggy, where's your wee brother?"

23/06/20 12:17:31

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1092Stephen Graham

clothes-lined

23/06/20 12:16:35

 
Flo . Vote score: 224Flo .

I hate it when Uncle Bob comes round when Dads away & he plays this silly game.
All I can hear is Mum upstairs groaning.

23/06/20 12:05:13

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11416Dave Bryan

''He seemed really healthy this morning and then he suddenly pegged out.''

23/06/20 12:02:30

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4973Karyn Harrison

Sonny laundering.

23/06/20 12:02:12

 
Mark England Vote score: 17349Mark England

When the gang got caught in the river poaching salmon, poor Jack was hung out to dry

23/06/20 12:02:12

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9319Chris Keegan

An early photo of Boris.

23/06/20 12:00:21

 
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