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I can relate to this caption as I used to go out with a pornithologist. --Karen Oakenfull
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Explaining using a mobile phone, using a mobile phone. --Willie Johnson
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"Watch how much legroom there is after you pull my finger." --Willie Johnson
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This time she's wearing the meat on her head. --Willie Johnson
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The Beakles --John Harrison
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"What?" --Willie Johnson
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"that's wattle want."
7:15pm
comment on caption:
Female Beatles tribute act, the Beakles [alexandra ball]
Step One: Take out the competition.
Step Two: No contest.
Step Three: Take out all of the other competition.
Step Four: Become international undefeated unchallenged bowling champions of the universe.
5:12pm
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The competition where bowled over by their brilliance. [alexandra ball]
Nod to 12.05?
12:21pm
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He has anger issues, always losing his head. [alexandra ball]
Nodding may be a problem
12:24pm
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He has anger issues, always losing his head. [alexandra ball]
The question is, how many molehills does it take to make a mountain and how many dead moles? 🤔
7:49pm
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She's making a mountain out of a molehill. [alexandra ball]
Typical the IKEA boy has a couple of nuts missing.
8:19pm
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I have no Ikea where they are! [alexandra ball]
That's quite interesting, I never realised that sheepish meant to feel extreme shame or having a lack of self confidence.
I always thought sheepish meant fickle for someone who's easily herded as they can't or don't resist peer pressure.
But it appears that "sheepish" applies to the way a shepherd lives rather than the sheep. Hopefully this isn't a definition coined up by city slickers to undermine the farming working classes to make them feel a sense of shame, or to make the city slickers feel better as they're not the poor bastards sitting out in the fields themselves! 🤣
It's alright, in an urban setting they've got the factory working line instead but I've never come across being factoryish before...
4:34pm
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He lives alone, he's a bit sheepish. [alexandra ball]
"Remember... you're Under Oath."
8:06pm
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What age are you Gladys? No comment! [alexandra ball]
Which oaf?
8:10pm
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What age are you Gladys? No comment! [alexandra ball]
Court Oafficial.
8:22pm
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What age are you Gladys? No comment! [alexandra ball]