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Oh thank goodness its only a crocodile, I thought it was Jehovahs witnesses
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alexandra ball Vote score: 1255alexandra ball

Oh thank goodness it's only a crocodile, I thought it was Jehovah's witnesses

14/05/21 12:01:38

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Gavin Smithers Vote score: 562Gavin Smithers

"Let me in! I've lost my Florida keys!"

14/05/21 13:08:58

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15033Dave Bryan

''Was that the door, darling?''

''Yes, I think it’s something from Amazon.''

14/05/21 12:00:12

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25249Ian Skelding

Cold blooded caller

14/05/21 12:16:32

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3660Scrijjy Doo

Door-to-door Scalesman

14/05/21 16:41:56

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15335Vanessa the Guesser

"I guess that's why the postman only rang once."

14/05/21 12:52:03

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5869Al Overy

"Come out here, Mr Frog. I want to have a word with you about your son."

14/05/21 12:02:42

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8573James Lennox

"Hello, it's me from the wildlife park. I noticed you flirting, so I followed you home. Thought maybe we could go out for a drink?"

Never smile at a crocodile.

14/05/21 12:14:52

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11806Mr Dome

Ok thanks, see you later...

14/05/21 12:11:43

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 389Nina Dutton

“OK, I’ve got my sewing machine out. When did you say my DIY crocodile leather handbag is being delivered?”

14/05/21 12:00:11

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5869Al Overy

"Come on Doris, the limousine's here!"

14/05/21 12:02:11

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12472The Wolf

"Why did you go out this morning and buy a Crocodile to keep in the garden?"

"Sorry love. Caption.me went down for an hour and I got a bit bored"

14/05/21 12:00:15

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3223Mark Wilson

Help! let me in... it really is Jehovah's witnesses coming down the path

nod 12:01:38

14/05/21 19:36:42

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5916Karyn Harrison

Doorstep challenge

14/05/21 12:30:37

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7760Vivvy En

"Hello? Mrs Dundee? I was wondering if Mick's coming out to play today?"

14/05/21 12:21:20

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21651John Glover

"The idea is, when your mother finishes her whisky and falls asleep on the sofa, we open the front door, then climb out of the back window and drive on down to the shopping Mall."

14/05/21 12:19:58

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5869Al Overy

"Only me. I need to borrow some moisturizer."

14/05/21 12:03:29

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8067Glyn Evans

Death of a Salesman

14/05/21 12:03:00

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 389Nina Dutton

“Darling, it looks like the pet from next door is shitting in our garden again. Go and shoo it off.”

14/05/21 12:00:27

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25249Ian Skelding

"Hello, Lacoste delivery."

14/05/21 12:00:14

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15335Vanessa the Guesser

"Amazon delivery for Dave!"

14/05/21 12:00:10

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6777Greg Curtis

“...good news is the Peeping Tom is gone.”

16/05/21 21:46:50

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11911Neil Mackenzie

Dave had dropped his viagra in the swamp, and now he had an erect croc at the door.

14/05/21 18:41:36

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5828Paul Reeve

“I’m off down the pub now.”
Ok, see you later alligator.”

14/05/21 14:44:29

 
Ryan French Vote score: 98Ryan French

I'm busy, CROC OFF!

14/05/21 14:14:42

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2781Willie Johnson

"I'm looking for a porch pirate. He has something of mine - a hook. I can give you a hand in finding him."

14/05/21 13:20:25

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 562Gavin Smithers

The blinds leading the blind.

14/05/21 12:46:08

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25249Ian Skelding

Croc thought the best part about this game was.the ditch.

14/05/21 12:37:30

 
Mark England Vote score: 18407Mark England

"Go away! You can't Cayman"

14/05/21 12:32:35

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15033Dave Bryan

''Hello, I've come to reptile your roof.''

14/05/21 12:30:43

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21651John Glover

"That's not a red snapper?"

14/05/21 12:29:04

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15033Dave Bryan

''What did I tell you? Never buy a house near a river.''

14/05/21 12:09:32

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7760Vivvy En

"I thought I'd better visit, it's been a while."

14/05/21 12:08:29

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5869Al Overy

Turned out it was our neighbour's CROC that got trapped in our letterbox. Which was a relief!

14/05/21 12:00:41

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16791Stephen Bean

"Get the door please love, I think I heard someone crocking."

14/05/21 12:00:26

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16791Stephen Bean

"No, I said open the door a CRACK!"

14/05/21 12:00:09

 
Molly R Vote score: 2887Molly R

"I wouldn't have all this hassle if you would only get round to installing a cat-flap."

14/05/21 12:00:06

 
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