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''She died several hours ago, Holmes. Do you suspect foil play?''
09/05/23 20:28:42
Now I regret agreeing to help my daughter with her history project on Pompeii
09/05/23 20:27:43
"Gas mark 6 for two hours and I'll go and get the Chianti."
09/05/23 20:29:39
The Silver Sofa Surfer
09/05/23 20:00:11
''She was planning to post dreadful puns on the site but fortunately the caption police foiled her.''
09/05/23 21:07:04
The Terminator T-1000 didn't look so tough after he was dumped by his girlfriend.
09/05/23 20:37:27, edited: 09/05/23 20:40:31
Dave was suffering from metal fatigue
09/05/23 20:13:08
"Alternatively I could use a condom..."
09/05/23 22:19:30
"Debbie, wake up, we're home now. How did you get on babysitting the kids?"
09/05/23 20:30:11, edited: 09/05/23 20:52:37
🎵 Don’t cry for me Argent Tina 🎵
09/05/23 20:22:01
"So how did the first night as a superhero crime fighter go?"
09/05/23 20:31:41
Aww bless she's in her element.
09/05/23 20:18:03
Dave was too wrapped up in himself to realise what was going on.
09/05/23 20:05:39
“I take it you didn’t get the Covent Garden Statue Job then.”
10/05/23 0:37:09
It's definitely a unique gift for their 25th wedding anniversary.
09/05/23 20:06:36
It was time for the Tin Man to go home but I didn't have the heart to tell him.
09/05/23 20:05:38
Burn it before it hatches!
09/05/23 20:03:07
Donald Duct
09/05/23 20:01:44
"Stop sulking Dave. We're going to my Mum's house for dinner and that's that."
09/05/23 20:46:34
"I only wanted the crack and sack doing."
09/05/23 20:34:15, edited: 09/05/23 21:03:37
The old 'Mates tape up the groom on his stag do whilst he's passed out' trick. Fair enough, but Dave wasn't getting married, he didn't have any mates and he wasn't drunk. He was just weird.
09/05/23 20:27:23, edited: 09/05/23 20:42:59
You did! you said you would lie on the sofa naked and let me tape you.
09/05/23 20:18:48
A motionless street entertainer WFH
09/05/23 20:16:12
She had a safe word but could not speak.
09/05/23 20:03:27
Good luck finding the starting edge.
09/05/23 20:01:32, edited: 09/05/23 21:40:07
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