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Dave Bryan Vote score: 15811Dave Bryan

Jane has always been a very supportive wife.

14/07/21 20:27:41

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21536Troompa Loompa

Strictly Coma Dancing

14/07/21 20:31:50

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1337alexandra ball

He's my sleeping partner.

14/07/21 20:02:49

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

I always feel a right tit on the dance floor.

14/07/21 20:11:54

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13281The Wolf

Marriage, day 1.

"Ok Gilbert, let me tell you about my day..."

14/07/21 20:39:11

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Reminds me of my sheet metal working teacher Gilbert Johnson. However we didn’t call him Gilbert, because the tin snips we used were made by Gilbow, we called him Gilbow Johnson. --Neil Mackenzie
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21536Troompa Loompa

🎵 Dance Hall Daze 🎵

14/07/21 20:15:22

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8297Glyn Evans

"Nobody move. This is a hold up"

14/07/21 20:14:03

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2598Trace Sarge

You put your left eyelid in
Your left eyelid out
In, out, in, out
You shake it all about

14/07/21 20:20:39

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13281The Wolf

"Don't try that one. I still want to talk about our feelings and where we're going, even if it's in the morning"

14/07/21 20:34:10

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

Where will you be when narcolepsy strikes?

14/07/21 20:02:04

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12093Mr Dome

- So where did you two meet?
- I picked him up in a bar

15/07/21 8:24:18

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5620Kenny Ireland

Switching drinks was one of Madie's wiser moves.

15/07/21 4:35:40

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12093Mr Dome

Margaret would never let her husband down

15/07/21 1:30:53

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21536Troompa Loompa

When instead of drinking your red wine you accidentally drink the one Bill Cosby bought your girlfriend.

14/07/21 20:23:18

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13281The Wolf

"I can't believe how drunk you are. I take it we aren't having sex tonight?"

"F-cking right we aren't, tits that small. What's your sister doing?"

14/07/21 20:12:47

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21536Troompa Loompa

Weekend at Bernies does Back to the Future, the Enchantment Under the Sea Prom scene where Bernie dates his mom and she doesn't know she's being a necrophiliac.

14/07/21 20:10:27

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

"I can only score him 7 as he was a little stiff on the dance floor."
"Of course he's stiff he's been dead 4 months."

14/07/21 20:09:50

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5620Kenny Ireland

"He says that he only drinks to be sociable. Now he is so sociable that he can't stand up".

15/07/21 4:51:17

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21536Troompa Loompa

Noddy Holder

14/07/21 20:36:17

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

"While I am quite sick of your constant nagging, I'm just mostly really tired."

14/07/21 20:12:21

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12004Neil Mackenzie

During a marathon in the 1920s, a man named Homer Morehouse was the first contestant to dance in the marathon, but after dancing for 87 hours, he collapsed from exhaustion and died on the dance floor. Imagine if he had lived today after an hour or two he might have had to sit down after some nasty tweets about his dance style.

14/07/21 20:08:43

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 637Nina Dutton

"Stop pretending your asleep Dave, I want sex tonight."

14/07/21 20:08:38

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6099Karyn Harrison

"I warned the deejay not to play 'Chasing Cars'."

14/07/21 20:07:20

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6099Karyn Harrison

🎵 Murder on the Dancefloor

14/07/21 20:02:36

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

"Dave, am I boring you?"

14/07/21 20:01:23

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

"Those bloody captions have tired him out again. I'd leave him if it weren't for those times he bathes me."

14/07/21 20:00:09

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 735Barrie Bullock

Come on Keaton, bust a move.

15/07/21 15:31:15

 
John Beith Vote score: 262John Beith

She thought he was dreamy.

15/07/21 7:29:09

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5620Kenny Ireland

Wayne Sleep.

15/07/21 4:38:21

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3831Scrijjy Doo

Dead but not forgotten.

15/07/21 3:31:16

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3831Scrijjy Doo

Mikhail Barynoddingoff

15/07/21 2:09:40

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3831Scrijjy Doo

Fred Asleep

15/07/21 2:08:52

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3466Mark Wilson

Weird, every time I say ... and sleep... this happens also on an unrelated note I'm bending a lot of spoons with my mind lately

14/07/21 23:42:57

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

"My friends warned me he likes to sleep around."

14/07/21 23:10:28

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12093Mr Dome

Carry On Sleeping

14/07/21 22:29:08

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

She's a pillar of the immunity.

14/07/21 21:55:35

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

"Following a sell-out six week residency at Grossinger's, O'Grady was on the fifth leg of his Catskills tour before the ruse was discovered and he was returned safely to his coma ward."

14/07/21 21:53:27

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

The young Bernie Clifton holds up his puppet 'alf'.

14/07/21 21:26:25

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2090Karen Oakenfull

Many men swooned after dancing with Betty. No one dare tell her it was because she had breath of a zombie's fart.

14/07/21 21:09:11

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25588Ian Skelding

" ..... and now everyone's favourite, Come on Eileen."

14/07/21 21:04:12

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3831Scrijjy Doo

Weekend at Bernie's 4: Electric Boogaloo

14/07/21 20:59:55

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2961Willie Johnson

She dated a stiff. Too bad he wasn't stiff.
(Nod to 20:09:50 for use of "stiff")

14/07/21 20:51:29

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15656Vanessa the Guesser

Gordon's left earring weighed a ton.

14/07/21 20:47:50

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

Dancing on Spice

14/07/21 20:47:16

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15656Vanessa the Guesser

I think Dave's neck might be ready to twist again.

14/07/21 20:46:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34339Tony Edwards

"It looks like curtains for their relationship."

14/07/21 20:39:04

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3466Mark Wilson

"He died last Tuesday, but he promised to take me out when the football tournament was over"

14/07/21 20:36:49

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6849Al Overy

I only remember one joke from that awful ventriloquist act, which was where the lady said "I think you've had enough gottles of geer, don't you Tim?"

14/07/21 20:34:15

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21536Troompa Loompa

"Dave, he said next up is the American Smooth not the American Snooze."

14/07/21 20:30:22

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

"John Upton you have been found guilty and condemned to death. You shall be hung by the neck until you are dead then taken down and as an example to other taken to dance with your sister at your cousins wedding."

14/07/21 20:16:49

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

Saturday 'Night Night' Fever

14/07/21 20:10:24

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

Typical Saturday night cum dancing then he falls asleep straight after.

14/07/21 20:06:03

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

"I know you are blind but that's not braille it's my nipple."

14/07/21 20:03:41

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15811Dave Bryan

🎵 Darling, save the last dance for me 🎵

''Really?''

14/07/21 20:02:30

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

Sleeping Berty

14/07/21 20:00:17

 
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