Typical British weather, it was lovely when he left the house.

24/04/21 12:06:26

He wasn't wrong when he said the weather forecast was changeable today.

24/04/21 12:01:36

Cool Runnings

24/04/21 12:39:52

Excuse me Miss have you seen 2 girls come along here who tricked me and stole my motorbike.

24/04/21 12:06:16

Summertime in Siberia and you always get one idiot overdressed.

24/04/21 12:21:06

Dave found the solution to his joggers nipple

24/04/21 14:08:22

"Stop being so silly and get back in the pram."

24/04/21 12:03:18

The Russian remake of Rocky sucks.

24/04/21 17:18:32

Dear Diary - On today's walk we had a strange moment, when just for a change, we overtook a jogger.

24/04/21 17:45:26

What a waste of money this pram was. Next time the adoption agency ask what age I prefer I'm not saying any.

24/04/21 12:49:47

"Captain Oates...!?"

24/04/21 12:49:30

Here we see an athlete in the worlds toughest triathlon race. Competitors must first swim 1500m, then complete 20km on a bike, finishing off with a 5km pram push.

24/04/21 12:26:25

The snowflake generation

24/04/21 14:05:34

Irony Man

24/04/21 12:49:41

"Where's a chariot of fire when you need one?"

24/04/21 12:47:21

"We're gonna need a smaller willy warmer."

24/04/21 12:33:25

♫ Vanilla Ice Ice Baby ♫

24/04/21 20:55:14

"I can't understand, it takes forever to warm up these days."

24/04/21 19:02:26

Right, I just need to think this through in my head. Is it the keys? Nope, keys are in my pocket. Is it the wallet? Nope, wallet is in my other pocket. Come on Dave, get a grip of yourself and stop being paranoid. You didn't forget anything.

24/04/21 17:45:58

Hey Dad, take it you and Mum had an argument and she's not doing your washing?

Can't stop, I'm late for a sales meeting

24/04/21 15:48:52

Dave Prentice demonstrates that not only does he not know how clothing works, but that he can't use a mask properly either.

24/04/21 14:01:59

Well he doesn’t look like he’s from Thinland?

24/04/21 13:48:29

He was soon 6 below

24/04/21 13:09:28

Bear Chills

24/04/21 13:03:51

The relationship has been blowing hot and cold for a bit now.

24/04/21 12:59:47

Having met on Naked Attraction, even after 5 years of marriage and a kid, Dave was too embarrassed for his wife too see him fully clothed.

24/04/21 12:29:46

No son don't tell the Emperor about his new clothes.

24/04/21 12:21:35

Dating a colleague from the weather clock factory makes days out difficult.

24/04/21 12:14:01

"...and that's how Clarence ended up in the Sex Offender Registry."

24/04/21 12:03:40

The custom of marathoners peeing while running, produced a rather unfortunate icicle incident.

24/04/21 20:54:24

Whatever he did in life Benjamin Button had to make sure he was always prepared

24/04/21 20:02:36

The artist formerly known as Prints.

24/04/21 17:19:21

"Hasta la vista, baby." said the Praminator.

24/04/21 15:40:27

Old, Bold, and Cold

24/04/21 15:36:11

Dead heat called in the schools sports day

24/04/21 14:09:29

Belt and bracing

24/04/21 12:41:11

Your frozen stiff again let me buy you the viagra in future.

24/04/21 12:16:08

“O-laf then Elsa, but your the one that’s frozen.”

24/04/21 12:13:29

Ok i will do the baby sitting now stop giving me the cold shoulder.

24/04/21 12:09:22

"Mate, I hate to tell you this but I think your hands have got pretty bad frostbite."

24/04/21 12:05:20

"Pram Smasher Vs Bullet Nips, Fight!"

24/04/21 12:01:42