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Tony Edwards Vote score: 32484Tony Edwards

Heneken

01/04/15 12:08:32

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Excellent --Bad Boy Dennis.
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6867Glyn Evans

"Fancy a bottle of Pecks?"

01/04/15 14:39:04

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5488Ron Allan

Pickled Eggs

01/04/15 13:20:29

 
Mark England Vote score: 17338Mark England

Cockfosters

01/04/15 13:14:59

 
Boycie Vote score: 6700Boycie

Why did the chicken stagger across the road?

01/04/15 12:30:39

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 1179stoneface1

hen party

01/04/15 12:01:44

 
D C Vote score: 2689D C

Embarrassingly, Dave's cock always came out after beer.

01/04/15 12:20:43

 
Tom L Vote score: 20Tom L

The Old Speckled Hen.

01/04/15 12:08:11

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10987Neil Mackenzie

No thanks! I'm trying to go cold Turkey.

01/04/15 16:47:32

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6200Greg Curtis

Cock Liquor

01/04/15 13:31:44

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5488Ron Allan

Rooster Cockburns

01/04/15 13:14:07

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23472Michael Winner

"...and that's how you make advocaat. Questions?"

01/04/15 12:08:44

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

Go on try some, don't be chicken.

01/04/15 17:43:25

 
Tracey Sarge Vote score: 2561Tracey Sarge

Castlmaine fowl X

01/04/15 17:38:08

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Castlemaine fowl eggs? --Michael Winner
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22884Ian Skelding

"Won't it damage her teeth using her as a bottle opener?"

01/04/15 15:29:59

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

"Buc bucks" Fizz

01/04/15 12:33:09

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 1179stoneface1

I bought a bird a drink to see if I could pullet.

01/04/15 12:09:42

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It only becomes a copy if you see the thing you are copying ,And if you would of saw my original comment with the play on words being 'pullet' then making a comment with the play on words being 'poulet' .would be copying my idea ...no --stoneface1
Michael Winner Vote score: 23472Michael Winner

Underage+teen+alcohol+choking+the+chicken: Google Safe Search is on.

01/04/15 12:02:35

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

The pint is always half fowl.

01/04/15 12:01:07

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4648Lucky Elperro

In a bid to get further up the rankings one captioneer sabotages Captionme's wittiest contributor.

01/04/15 19:24:59

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4648Lucky Elperro

Colonel Sanders denied any ulterior motive for his late night homeless chicken missionary work.

01/04/15 19:21:51

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20842John Glover

Dave was always bringing strange drunken birds home.

01/04/15 18:11:14

 
Ian Searle Vote score: 2409Ian Searle

"No... I'm a Cow au vin!"

01/04/15 17:46:19

 
Ian Searle Vote score: 2409Ian Searle

Chicken lickin

01/04/15 17:45:10

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20842John Glover

Cooks quick tips No 26: Get it to drink half the bottle and it saves you having to marinade it later.

01/04/15 15:04:33

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 1179stoneface1

When I said I'll take the rest of the bottle home put a capon it...I didn't mean..

01/04/15 12:07:20

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 1179stoneface1

I'm ok to drive I've only had a poultry amount.

01/04/15 12:02:43

 
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