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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14324Dan Nicholls

Mmmmm, nothing better than nice, crisp sheets.

01/03/16 8:06:17

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14324Dan Nicholls

It was time for an intervention. Something had to be done about Mike's prawn addiction.

01/03/16 8:00:05

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20106John Glover

It wasn't until he found the cheese and onion stuffed up his rear and the heap of salt and vinegar piled over his penis that Geoff realised he'd been sexually assorted.

01/03/16 11:35:26

 
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

Makes a change from his cheesy wotsits.

01/03/16 9:06:18

 
Tommy FlashBangWallop Vote score: 1412Tommy FlashBangWallop

He looks snackered

01/03/16 8:26:56

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19961John Llamas

Unfortunately, Ellie preferred a man with Mussels

01/03/16 10:01:26

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What did Diana Ross say at the sea food restaurant? I want mussels. --Michael Monkhouse
John Llamas Vote score: 19961John Llamas

As a lover, Dave was often a bit shellfish.

01/03/16 8:42:04

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7773Leroy Brown

Sleeping with the anemone

01/03/16 8:09:36

 
Andrea Ivey Vote score: 802Andrea Ivey

Prawn again christian

01/03/16 10:43:40

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20106John Glover

When it comes to the crunch, Barny prefers to sleep alone.

01/03/16 11:24:26

 
Boycie Vote score: 6699Boycie

Jack was known for being a crumby lover

01/03/16 8:25:39

 
Henry Dixon Vote score: 751Henry Dixon

New Chinese birth control method succeeds !! ..

01/03/16 14:05:47

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21525Ian Skelding

John finds out what it's like to go to bed with Tracey Emin.

01/03/16 8:01:05

 
Eddie Van Rental Vote score: 117Eddie Van Rental

Fcuking crackers

02/03/16 7:25:21

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5630Tosser Wivlov

Maybe next time he'll remember to eat my wotsit.

01/03/16 19:22:43

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22787Michael Winner

Porn Cocktail.

01/03/16 18:32:40

 
Manny D Manny D

He was never koi, but he always did flounder in bed

01/03/16 15:04:36

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4219Lucky Elperro

Gary Lineker shows he's not just a Walkers crisps man.

01/03/16 11:02:17

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4582Kenny Ireland

It was a cruel tactic but Criss will not be proposed to today.

01/03/16 11:00:51

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

I want some sea food please. - Plaice? - Here.

01/03/16 10:46:20

 
Andrea Ivey Vote score: 802Andrea Ivey

Today's erotic porn picture looks a bit fishy

01/03/16 10:42:46

 
Bad Boy Dennis. Vote score: 1194Bad Boy Dennis.

Dave's gets a message from his ex

01/03/16 9:04:39

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30951Tony Edwards

Jim enjoyed his stopover in Caracas.

01/03/16 8:46:24

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10151Neil Mackenzie

No, no, no. When I asked for a bed heater I meant an electric blanket.

01/03/16 8:20:29

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30951Tony Edwards

I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here! - British style.

01/03/16 8:17:33

 
Bad Boy Dennis. Vote score: 1194Bad Boy Dennis.

Dreaming prawn

01/03/16 8:15:55

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21525Ian Skelding

"We've put those packets there so when he wakes up he'll think those giant maggots are savoury snacks."

01/03/16 8:06:33

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7773Leroy Brown

Crushed-asian Crackers

01/03/16 8:06:05

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7773Leroy Brown

In bed with ma-dinner

01/03/16 8:02:42

 
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