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	Grolsch negligence 31/01/23 20:46:09	1 27
ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ﾉ --Scrijjy Doo
	lol OnlyGrans 05/09/23 20:07:24	17

	Point taken. 17/01/21 12:37:55	17

	creative Hey, creatures! Leave them twigs alone! 22/11/20 21:15:00	2 16
Another stick in the fall? --Al Overy
	Dial L for Leftovers 23/10/23 12:49:52	15

	Time and time again. 02/03/23 20:00:12	15

	"May I suggest a few changes to the screenplay, Mr. Disney?" 21/02/21 21:03:46	13

	creative Davina misunderstood the concept of "bring your pop to school" day. 31/12/23 12:06:25	12

	Roy G. Biv 06/09/23 20:54:36	11

	I raptor gift myself. 25/01/21 13:19:23	11

	Because 100 would have been a bad idea. 12/02/23 12:52:00	10

	"How's your new flat?" "The place is nice, but my housemate is a whitemare." 26/10/23 14:24:21	8

	Vespal virgins. 12/06/23 12:13:58	8

	Summer in Gdansk fell on a Tuesday that year. 17/02/21 8:45:42	2 8
For about 45 minutes in the early afternoon... you know, just like England. --Mauris Iocus
	Who's got time for the optician whilst the grandson is visiting? 29/11/20 21:05:52	8

	What's nice about captioning is that it allows you to take your mind off of current ev... for fucks' sake! 25/10/23 12:35:45	7

	How to get a crate night's sleep. 23/09/23 10:18:51	7

	Puppy Don't Preach 24/08/23 12:46:26	7

	Only 6 cats? Must be the starter kit. 12/06/23 12:12:12	1 7
No, intermediate - there are eight, maybe nine. And a picture of one. --Molly R
	Gnome alone. 19/03/23 21:01:04	7

	Guy Pierced 26/01/23 11:23:15	7

	In Soviet Russia, bubble bath take you. 21/12/23 20:05:31	6

	"Mummy, make him stop singing 'Baby Shark', please!" 15/10/23 20:31:56	6

	Miami Mice 21/08/23 18:24:20	6

	"I'm just rinsing the dust out of my laundry basket," said Paul. "What do I look like, some kind of Dave?" 12/08/23 9:04:29	6

	Pete Sampuss 01/05/23 20:51:40	6

	Julie's new boyfriend was a real softie. He wasn't even bothered that she left her Christmas tree up until March. 13/02/23 9:08:23	6

	what the hell on wheels 19/01/23 23:39:13	6

	Got a room! 26/02/21 9:28:46	6

	Bust Buy 02/02/21 20:05:19	6

	If 2020 were a car. 28/12/20 14:42:01	2 6
Wait until you see 2021's model. --Glyn Evans
	"After we finish up here, how about you and me go and have a piss together?" 18/09/23 20:38:43	5

	Family porktrait 13/09/23 12:41:21	5

	The Nutcracker Suit 17/07/23 22:59:00	5

	Mini We 23/05/23 21:31:08	5

	Andre Bagpussi 01/05/23 20:53:10	5

	Edvardivs Scissorhandivs 14/04/23 13:44:37	5

	Shop Gear 24/03/23 21:40:02	5

	creative Red pants give you wings. 07/03/23 20:04:29	5

	"Paint me like one of your French cars." 22/02/23 12:49:23	5

	Have an ice day, Dave. 10/02/23 12:15:42	5

	Youth decay 03/02/23 8:00:15	5

	And they said this invention would never bare fruit. 16/01/23 1:11:24	5

	Lance Yarnstrong's famous bicycle 22/02/21 20:06:43	5

	Dave would do anything to avoid wearing a mask. 22/01/21 20:45:16	1 5
Nice of Boris to allow that one concession for mask exemption. --Mauris Iocus
	a spare in the trunk 17/12/23 12:09:32	4

	"I wanna hold your gla-a-a-and..." 18/09/23 12:27:19	4

	This one kilt me. 23/07/23 12:04:29	4

	Potty trainers. 18/07/23 18:40:16	4

	Kitten's Got Talent 07/07/23 13:45:57	4

	Dave was a born tea totaller. 05/04/23 20:11:19	4

	Beware of men on depravement. 09/02/23 12:37:56	4

	The club's doorman strictly enforced their new "pants on the outside" dress code. 03/02/23 20:36:09	4

	Toe plough. 08/01/23 18:29:36	4

	Budding actress 24/02/21 8:45:29	4

	Beatle-mane-ia 21/02/21 12:35:53	4

	Boxing match 07/02/21 14:09:59	4

	Ivana haircut. 01/02/21 20:03:51	4

	The King and Lie 19/01/21 20:45:51	4

	Yule regret listening. 02/12/20 20:05:44	4

	Only hats with brims, Stephen. Didn't you get the Tweet? 01/12/20 17:19:55	4

	This episode of 'Sesame Street' has been brought to you by the letter 'T'. Thu 3:55:02	3

	The Rodent Stones 29/04/24 16:10:46	3

	If an erection goes higher than 400 feet, seek medical assistance. 19/09/23 21:45:01	3

	Eminem struggles to come up with a word that rhymes with "smidgen". 19/09/23 21:40:32	3

	Dave was always sticking his hose where it didn't belong. 04/08/23 20:10:26	1 3
"sticking his hoes"? (Sorry, it's the dyslexia popping up again.... Dnam it happened again. Those p's in "popping" are the in wrong order.) --Willie Johnson
	1-Down 05/07/23 13:34:55	3

	Dave thought he'd have more success with women if a horse was hung from him. He never seemed to get his idioms straight, 11/06/23 20:14:10	3

	Ready... unsteady... go! 24/05/23 13:36:31	3

	Bottom Gear 11/04/23 13:57:37	3

	Hm, I've seen grocer outfits. 31/03/23 20:10:36	3

	You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts. 11/03/23 20:09:41	3

	Getting high in your car meant something altogether different in the 70s. 05/03/23 20:15:33	3

	Break dancing. 07/02/23 21:00:24	3

	Sweet tooth 03/02/23 8:00:40	3

	Dave thought he knew what to do next, but he awaited further instructions from Beyoncé. 02/02/23 10:02:54	3

	"The croctologist will see you now." 23/01/23 13:39:47	3

	Oliver Twits 09/01/23 13:16:59	3

	I can't read sign language, ya cunt. 06/02/21 23:21:58	3

	Pupcycling. 03/02/21 11:30:30	3

	Always wear shades if you go out in the sun. 01/02/21 20:18:54	3

	Eyes without a vase. 23/01/21 23:19:39	3

	Don't you step on my bird seed shoes. 13/01/21 14:11:40	3

	Sexual heeling 08/01/21 11:14:40	3

	Roger Daltree 04/01/21 13:05:46	3

	TikTok burnout is real. 29/12/20 13:50:01	3

	Teens will get high on anything these days. 16/12/20 20:09:26	3

	All Along The Wallflower 05/12/20 12:49:23	3

	Siliclone Sun 14:27:01	2

	The Manicurian Candidate 22/02/24 12:41:21	2

	A Horse With No Mane 15/11/23 23:23:31	2

	cat skills 05/11/23 12:07:45	2

	Robert Plant 27/10/23 12:48:56	2

	In Soviet Russia, wall hit you. 28/09/23 12:26:29	2

	"We only agree to get into white vans when we're promised sweets, Mr Dave, sir." 24/09/23 9:50:27	2

	Meals on wheels is what this is a case of. 20/09/23 12:52:55	2

	"We're goin' to the Tesco's and we're... gonna get ma-a-arried." 07/09/23 12:36:34	2

	Jumper crop 03/09/23 12:30:07	5 2

	Although it was short-lived, Dave did manage to install two public benches during his stint as a workman for the council. 02/09/23 20:56:54	2

	Elmer Fugged 24/08/23 20:16:02	2