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"May I suggest a few changes to the screenplay, Mr. Disney?"
21/02/21 21:03:46
We prefer "interspecies relationship" to "deer f#cker."
21/02/21 21:18:02
"This your first time speed dating?"
21/02/21 21:12:11
"Our pharmaceuticals certainly bring in the bucks"
21/02/21 20:10:54
*Psst- hey mate, wanna buy some David Attenborough blurays?*
Mon 10:50:52
Eric's surprise stag-do was a little disappointing
21/02/21 20:50:20
Following their mutual suicide pact the mortuary tags would later read John Doe and John Deer.
21/02/21 20:38:33
Bryan pushed animal tranquillisers on the side, mainly for the doe.
21/02/21 20:00:13
"Basil Rathbone?"
21/02/21 22:54:51
The pressure for England manager to pick Barry Venison was becoming a fawn in his side
21/02/21 21:12:30
''This redundancy notice doesn't surprise me. I always knew the buck stopped here.''
21/02/21 21:04:14
Knee-rest and deer-rest
21/02/21 20:29:30
"My hobbies include reading to underprivileged farm animals and building scale models of the Colosseum."
21/02/21 20:19:16
Dave does a lot of reading, he's a fawnt of knowledge.
21/02/21 20:14:37
"Just so you understand Bambi, as your lawyer I must warn you the court may not find Dave guilty of shooting your mother."
21/02/21 20:05:11
"Must you fallow me everywhere?"
21/02/21 20:03:29
This photo could get me in trouble. I promised the wife there was no fawnicating of any sort on caption.me
21/02/21 20:00:14
Excuse me can I fawn home?
Mon 14:52:09
Register of Members Financial Interests,Keir Starmer, Deer Farmer.
Mon 12:44:54
“How’s the nasty cough going?”“Much better now I have the bottle of Coronavonia linctus.”
21/02/21 23:00:12
This is what happens when you read Mallarme's poems in your lunch hour.
21/02/21 22:44:30
"Can I share a few words with you about Lyme disease?""Oh deery me.."
21/02/21 22:00:16
"I've just stopped by for a natter Jack."
21/02/21 21:42:17
Sorry to interrupt, but the pianos over there
21/02/21 21:15:10
"Doe, a deer, a female deerRay, this geezer sat by here"
21/02/21 21:10:53
"I've put my head on the chopping board, just give me the tablet to put me to sleep."
21/02/21 20:34:11
Doe!
21/02/21 20:33:55
"Hi deer.""Not yet, but give me a few of them and I will be."
21/02/21 20:27:21
Fairy Tail
21/02/21 20:13:35
He was reading 'How to think like a stoned stag'Because he wanted to buck his high deers up.
21/02/21 20:06:06
Doe, Ray, E.
21/02/21 20:03:57
"Let me go through this again. You shout BOO and then I run away and pretend I don't know you? Ok Dave but you'll have to tell your parents that we're together at some stage"
21/02/21 20:03:56
"Excuse me, I'm looking for Miyagi-doe."
21/02/21 20:03:04
It was stupid of him to read Bambi aloud, in hind sight.
21/02/21 20:02:21
How much?? It's very deer.
21/02/21 20:01:59
"Am sika the sight of you."
21/02/21 20:00:58
"Hello, I would like to take out a restraining order on a dog called Fenton that keeps harassing my family."
21/02/21 20:00:53
"Deer John..."
21/02/21 20:00:10