"May I suggest a few changes to the screenplay, Mr. Disney?"

21/02/21 21:03:46

lol

We prefer "interspecies relationship" to "deer f#cker."

21/02/21 21:18:02

"This your first time speed dating?"

21/02/21 21:12:11

"Our pharmaceuticals certainly bring in the bucks"

21/02/21 20:10:54

*Psst- hey mate, wanna buy some David Attenborough blurays?*

Mon 10:50:52

Eric's surprise stag-do was a little disappointing

21/02/21 20:50:20

Following their mutual suicide pact the mortuary tags would later read John Doe and John Deer.

21/02/21 20:38:33

Bryan pushed animal tranquillisers on the side, mainly for the doe.

21/02/21 20:00:13

"Basil Rathbone?"

21/02/21 22:54:51

The pressure for England manager to pick Barry Venison was becoming a fawn in his side

21/02/21 21:12:30

''This redundancy notice doesn't surprise me. I always knew the buck stopped here.''

21/02/21 21:04:14

Knee-rest and deer-rest

21/02/21 20:29:30

"My hobbies include reading to underprivileged farm animals and building scale models of the Colosseum."

21/02/21 20:19:16

Dave does a lot of reading, he's a fawnt of knowledge.

21/02/21 20:14:37

"Just so you understand Bambi, as your lawyer I must warn you the court may not find Dave guilty of shooting your mother."

21/02/21 20:05:11

"Must you fallow me everywhere?"

21/02/21 20:03:29

This photo could get me in trouble. I promised the wife there was no fawnicating of any sort on caption.me

21/02/21 20:00:14

Excuse me can I fawn home?

Mon 14:52:09

Register of Members Financial Interests,
Keir Starmer, Deer Farmer.

Mon 12:44:54

“How’s the nasty cough going?”

“Much better now I have the bottle of Coronavonia linctus.”

21/02/21 23:00:12

This is what happens when you read Mallarme's poems in your lunch hour.

21/02/21 22:44:30

"Can I share a few words with you about Lyme disease?"

"Oh deery me.."

21/02/21 22:00:16

"I've just stopped by for a natter Jack."

21/02/21 21:42:17

Sorry to interrupt, but the pianos over there

21/02/21 21:15:10

"Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray, this geezer sat by here"

21/02/21 21:10:53

"I've put my head on the chopping board, just give me the tablet to put me to sleep."

21/02/21 20:34:11

Doe!

21/02/21 20:33:55

"Hi deer."
"Not yet, but give me a few of them and I will be."

21/02/21 20:27:21

Fairy Tail

21/02/21 20:13:35

He was reading 'How to think like a stoned stag'
Because he wanted to buck his high deers up.

21/02/21 20:06:06

Doe, Ray, E.

21/02/21 20:03:57

"Let me go through this again. You shout BOO and then I run away and pretend I don't know you? Ok Dave but you'll have to tell your parents that we're together at some stage"

21/02/21 20:03:56

"Excuse me, I'm looking for Miyagi-doe."

21/02/21 20:03:04

It was stupid of him to read Bambi aloud, in hind sight.

21/02/21 20:02:21

How much?? It's very deer.

21/02/21 20:01:59

"Am sika the sight of you."

21/02/21 20:00:58

"Hello, I would like to take out a restraining order on a dog called Fenton that keeps harassing my family."

21/02/21 20:00:53

"Deer John..."

21/02/21 20:00:10