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Phil Swan Phil Swan Vote score: 824

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M Clarkie Vote score: 645M Clarkie

£50
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31/03/23 12:40:44
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Darn it...no jackpot this time. Vote.Darn it...no jackpot this time. Vote.Darn it...no jackpot this time. Vote.Caption pay out! Congratulations M Clarkie --Glyn Evans
Dave Bryan Vote score: 26784Dave Bryan

''Does my plum look big in this?''

31/03/23 12:00:55, edited: 31/03/23 12:01:19
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"not at all,looks like you've lost a stone" --KimJong Pun
The Wolf Vote score: 18366The Wolf

This is the first time I've wanted to have 5 a day.

31/03/23 12:00:10
 
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Carey Carey

I think they have lost their cherries?

31/03/23 12:15:05
 
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John Harrison Vote score: 3222John Harrison

"It's a shit job, but your options are limited when you're pregnant."

31/03/23 13:09:23
 
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Chris Keegan Vote score: 13874Chris Keegan

Where's My Pear Lady?

31/03/23 12:05:53
 
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Ian Skelding Vote score: 31140Ian Skelding

“Disappointing, I can’t see any melons.”

31/03/23 12:04:10, edited: 31/03/23 12:04:48
 
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Molly R Vote score: 4015Molly R

My mother always told me I should have my five a day.

31/03/23 12:00:10
 
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Nigel Marshall Vote score: 1409Nigel Marshall

Dolce and Banana

31/03/23 20:15:34
 
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Chris Keegan Vote score: 13874Chris Keegan

GIRLS! What I said was come in something TOPICAL!

31/03/23 14:06:28
 
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Mark England Vote score: 20843Mark England

Somebody stood on Miss Grapes foot and she gave a little whine

31/03/23 12:27:55
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I saw both captions and ummed and ahhed, as they do have a very similar element, but in the end I just liked the wording of this one much more. Sorry to the first captioneer with the similar wine based caption! --KT A
Vivvy En Vote score: 11726Vivvy En

Everyone agreed that the fashion show had gone well, it all went off very smoothie.

31/03/23 12:14:44, edited: 31/03/23 15:47:10
 
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Julie Bridge Vote score: 864Julie Bridge

Fashion fruit.

31/03/23 13:21:09
 
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 26784Dave Bryan

''Watch out girls, here comes that old perv who calls himself The Man from Del Monte.''

31/03/23 12:16:00
 
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Ian Skelding Vote score: 31140Ian Skelding

“You look knackered mate.”
“You would be if you had those five a day.”

31/03/23 12:00:15
 
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Peter Houle Vote score: 590Peter Houle

Hm, I've seen grocer outfits.

31/03/23 20:10:36
 
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John Harrison Vote score: 3222John Harrison

"Juicy little job he said. I'm going to kill that sodding agent."

31/03/23 13:01:42
 
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Crispin Fisher Vote score: 119Crispin Fisher

The photographers were invited along for a fruit shoot.

01/04/23 18:57:24
 
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Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 14383Neil Mackenzie

I picked Miss Melon because she’s got the biggest pips.

31/03/23 16:45:38
 
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Vivvy En Vote score: 11726Vivvy En

"James, the fruit is gathered together so that you can ahem... punnet."

31/03/23 12:58:12, edited: 31/03/23 12:59:14
 
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The Wolf Vote score: 18366The Wolf

"I was blowing raspberries last night."

"Dave Raspberries? How could you? You knew I fancied him."

31/03/23 12:43:18
 
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Hercules Rockefeller Vote score: 11547Hercules Rockefeller

Crop tops

31/03/23 12:01:37
 
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Glyn Evans Vote score: 11002Glyn Evans

Drop Dead Corejuice

31/03/23 16:13:13
 
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 26784Dave Bryan

''Sadly, owing to their financial circumstances, some of these girls are ripe for exploitation.''

31/03/23 12:25:57, edited: 31/03/23 17:31:59
 
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Hercules Rockefeller Vote score: 11547Hercules Rockefeller

Victoria's Harvest

31/03/23 12:10:32
 
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General Zod Vote score: 4604General Zod

"You look absolutely delicious in those dresses darlings."

31/03/23 12:08:31, edited: 31/03/23 12:32:21
 
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The Wolf Vote score: 18366The Wolf

"Let's hear it for Miss Watermelon, Miss Banana, Miss Apple and Miss Pineapple...Also a round of applause for Stage Manager Karen, who has worked incredibly hard to make this possible even though she's suffering from extreme haemorrhoids."

31/03/23 12:07:17
 
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