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08/10/18 8:08:02 |
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Noah: "Sorry guys, I've zebras and lions on board, I'll improvise." --Pete
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No, I said create a sculpture which depicts OUR SOUL. 03/01/24 12:07:17 |
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My favourite this week! đ --Julia Kinsey
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22/09/15 20:06:38 |
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Don't move, you're turtally surrounded 18/01/24 12:03:48 |
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"Hello is that customer complaints? I need to return some goods...well, I ordered a leotard". 06/08/15 8:01:16 |
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From Amazon I presume. :-D --Chris Halliwell
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13/12/22 12:01:13 |
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06/06/18 8:09:42 |
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Can't come out tonight I'm washing my hare. 26/07/15 8:00:23 |
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He really hasn't been the same since we took away his accordion. 28/10/21 8:38:54 |
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04/09/21 12:01:48 |
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Love this caption. Brutally simple, but it still tells a story. Brilliant. --James Lennox
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16/07/19 12:04:15 |
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08/12/18 8:59:38 |
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24/09/20 21:51:37 |
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Dave had been isolating from his parents for 3 months. Now he is off home with all his washing... 01/06/20 12:14:32 |
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Gillette, the best a ma'am can get. 04/05/19 22:07:05 |
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Today's stars: Capricorn will be faced with an uphill struggle. 17/01/17 8:08:09 |
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Please let me give you a (be) xxx --Andrea Hickling
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That's the thing about the festive season, it does dragon a bit. 14/01/17 20:03:37 |
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19/02/16 8:00:07 |
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Meanwhile, Ironman is inside getting rid of creases in the curtains. 25/09/15 8:39:03 |
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Should've taken them to Ron Maidens --Mr Dome
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10/04/24 20:00:41 |
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21/12/23 8:20:50 |
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I see Aldi are doing spa days now 13/12/22 20:04:19, edited: 13/12/22 20:04:31 |
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13/09/21 12:35:15 |
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Don't worry Don, we'll Photoshop the PlayStation controller out. 02/11/19 14:04:28 |
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30/01/19 12:02:09 |
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For God's sake Dad, just light the barbecue. 28/01/19 8:13:49 |
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06/08/18 14:04:19 |
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As protest tshirts go, one asking for the abolition of the French word for 'No' is pretty random. 30/08/17 12:01:09 |
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"Oui did it!" --Greg Curtis
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26/01/16 8:00:54 |
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Neighbourhood watch crew catches lead thieves red handed. 04/08/15 12:00:05 |
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Canon Law --Leroy Brown
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25/04/24 20:09:21 |
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Great caption, Dan. For me, this is exactly what a caption should be. Something that makes you think of a situation, and laugh at it. Damn shame it didn't make the monthly shortlist. --James Lennox
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The cost of living crisis claims more victims today, trying to shake coins out of the sofa. 28/12/22 8:21:56 |
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19/12/22 12:33:07 |
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"Hello, is that the vet? Yes, it's my cat. He's eaten an umbrella." 22/06/22 9:33:23 |
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"Don't forget to tape Bugs Bunny for me". 31/05/22 12:06:31 |
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When I saidâŚ.âshall we get a rabbit to spice things upââŚ.. --Andy Bunting
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After losing the first 8 of his lives, Graham was particularly annoyed with the 9th. 18/04/22 12:04:05 |
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My name is Dave and I'm a talcaholic. 22/02/22 20:05:22 |
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Just seen this great caption but I think 'talcoholic' would be even better. --Dot Old
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Leaked photos of Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch on honeymoon. 30/10/19 20:00:36 |
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14/04/19 8:17:42 |
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Kicked you out for snoring too has she? 26/11/18 12:35:21 |
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07/11/18 20:42:22 |
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04/11/18 8:06:41 |
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Casper the overfriendly ghost. 15/08/18 9:26:51 |
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The crafty tortoise had outfoxed the hare again. 14/06/18 12:15:54 |
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03/02/17 8:01:14 |
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Thanks all, I love this site and our little community - often cheers me up on a dull day. I bore my wife to tears with it, but it keeps me off the streets... --Dan Nicholls
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26/06/15 12:06:01 |
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It was at this point the doctor realised he had been on shift about 23 hours too long. Sun 20:11:01 |
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That explains why there's always so many bikes in the canal. 25/03/22 10:53:23 |
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"Yes sir, aisle three by the squid rings". 15/07/21 12:23:12 |
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That 'No More Tears' shampoo is rubbish. 27/03/20 12:04:42 |
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23/07/18 8:59:32 |
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"I f*cking well WILL have a tiger", thought little Timmy. 25/05/16 9:06:32 |
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Thanks! If I had any supervotes, you'd get all of them :)(edit: Woo woo, I got a supervote!) --Michael Winner
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29/02/16 12:01:02 |
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20/02/16 8:39:08 |
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17/01/16 21:14:44 |
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So how do I get in? Nocturnal admission? --[anon]
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20/01/24 20:03:33 |
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His Ma disnae think he'll get a girlfriend any time soon. 02/01/24 12:01:31 |
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Reminds me, I need to put the pigs in blankets in the oven. 18/12/23 12:03:08 |
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Rolling Stones deny being fossils 14/01/23 8:00:12 |
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Christ! Has anyone carried out a whisk assessment? 17/05/22 12:06:35 |
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The bike test is really harsh in India. 8 examiners accompany you on the day. 02/02/22 12:08:25 |
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Billy Elliott: The Midlife Crisis 27/11/21 8:05:35 |
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After you hit 60, it's difficult to guide it in. 10/06/20 12:00:33 |
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Speak for yourself I'm 66 & still hit bullseye every time. --Morgan .
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A great place to take the family out. 07/05/20 20:00:11 |
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24/07/19 8:22:32 |
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21/05/19 9:25:57 |
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Cheap, good head and goes down easy. 03/12/18 9:36:29 |
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17/09/18 20:00:18 |
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There, that will teach you. Now don't put it in the pencil sharpener again. 03/07/18 21:23:25 |
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I think he got the point. --John Glover
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11/02/18 21:58:17 |
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Mmmmm, nothing better than nice, crisp sheets. 01/03/16 8:06:17 |
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10/02/16 9:44:52 |
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02/10/15 8:00:04 |
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BRILLIANT --Bad Boy Dennis.
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Graffiti - wrong on so many levels. 16/09/15 12:04:14 |
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10/09/15 8:02:43 |
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04/08/15 8:00:07 |
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Great minds think alike. You beat me to it! --Greg Curtis
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23/06/15 8:02:24 |
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"Ooh a four leaf clover, about time we had a bit of luck". 19/01/24 20:11:18 |
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Fine, I'll fetch my own damn stick... 12/07/23 12:09:23 |
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06/12/22 20:03:10 |
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I said to leave it 10 minutes. 03/05/22 12:11:51 |
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I think it's dun. --Willie Johnson
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13/12/21 8:51:05 |
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"A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed." - Basil Fawlty --James Lennox
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Kevin, please for the love of God change your trousers. 21/07/21 12:04:01 |
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"No ma'am, you hang the medal round the neck". 22/05/21 8:04:04 |
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07/01/21 14:49:38 |
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Hoe-ly mole-y! --Willie Johnson
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Good morning welcome to McDonald's, have you been waiting long? 16/07/20 8:33:19 |
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Scooby Doo and the mysterious disappearing Scooby Snacks. 28/01/20 12:03:48 |
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The dress caused quite a stir. 08/01/20 8:07:16 |
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Proving once again that The Sun is truly gutter press. 31/12/19 8:48:58 |
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04/10/19 12:02:31 |
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Trump appeals for floating voters 03/10/19 20:03:09 |
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11/02/19 8:14:17 |
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14/01/19 8:02:59 |
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06/12/18 12:26:21 |
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"...then you just look through the view finder...am I boring you Mary?" 15/11/18 8:12:45 |
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"Just how many milkshakes do I gotta drink before I bring boys to the yard?" 19/09/18 20:50:55 |
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23/08/18 20:06:34 |
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26/07/18 8:03:27 |
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Tonight on Dyslexic News, The Beast from the Seat. 03/03/18 8:01:05 |
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He couldn't decide whether or not to dump his overbearing girlfriend. He just needed a sign... 27/11/17 14:00:28 |
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8:45pm
comment on caption:
It's the 7 inch version. [Dan Nicholls]
Surely it's on minidics?
8:55pm
comment on caption:
It's the 7 inch version. [Dan Nicholls]
When I saidâŚ.âshall we get a rabbit to spice things upââŚ..
5:41pm
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"Don't forget to tape Bugs Bunny for me". [Dan Nicholls]
I'd more likely go for the pick up truck filled with chips option
9:23am
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Steve spent the summer working at Margate as a seagull distraction system. [Dan Nicholls]
Call the SWAT team.
1:45pm
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Live from the Eiffel Tower, QUICK, WE'VE GOT A JUMPER! [Dan Nicholls]
Underrated! Come on people!
2:30pm
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He's been Ron over [Dan Nicholls]
I find this a very Ron of the mill caption, to be honest, Julia (apologies to author). In my opinion, tortured 'near-puns' have little merit, however many votes they garner. I could just as easily comment 'OVERrated, come on people!' to soooo many entries. Such is the nature of things. But your enthusiasm is to be admired. How boring would life be if we all thought alike.
4:06pm
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He's been Ron over [Dan Nicholls]
Julia, I'm liking the spirit you've put into furthering this caption.
Unfortunately, it's all down to fate whether this caption receives any more votes or further appreciation.
4:10pm
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He's been Ron over [Dan Nicholls]
Well thanks for entering into a bit of debate. I love puns and all the captions are very clever. A lot of very witty contributors!
And itâs supposed to be fun!
4:46pm
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He's been Ron over [Dan Nicholls]
Fun, yes, Julia. But you should also allow for a bit of passion. "Una vida sin pasion no es vida," as the Spanish say most Tuesdays. FELIZ ANO NUEVO!
5:35pm
comment on caption:
He's been Ron over [Dan Nicholls]