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That No More Tears shampoo is rubbish.
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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14378Dan Nicholls

That 'No More Tears' shampoo is rubbish.

27/03/20 12:04:42

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Stephen Bean Vote score: 7984Stephen Bean

Comes with a free blubber duck.

27/03/20 12:13:25

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6666The Wolf

My mourning shower

27/03/20 12:19:17

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8089Dave Bryan

''Can someone get that knife out of my anus?''

27/03/20 12:00:33

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5367Paul Reeve

Action figure had just found out that he had been made without a penis.

🎵You would cry too if it happened to you🎵

27/03/20 14:45:50

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Sixties oldies. Great stuff. --Willie Johnson
Mark England Vote score: 16055Mark England

"Bottle it all up in the shower?... I Just Wash and Let Go"

27/03/20 12:11:47

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7984Stephen Bean

For women who like a man with bawls.

27/03/20 12:00:42

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4915James Lennox

For genuine tears, insert 9 volt battery in rear port.

27/03/20 12:41:35

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10227Neil Mackenzie

Voice activated, just say Trumps got four more years.

27/03/20 17:26:46

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22819Michael Winner

Hang on- that's the same expression they use for their 'Discovering the Bidet is Broken' action figure.

27/03/20 14:06:58

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17191Troompa Loompa

Action Man gets flashbacks to bending down for the soap in the Army shower block.

27/03/20 13:41:23

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17191Troompa Loompa

"Show me on the doll where Prince Andrew touched you."

27/03/20 13:19:25

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8089Dave Bryan

Another self isolater already bored to tears.

27/03/20 12:23:33

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22819Michael Winner

"From the people who brought you 'the talking to yourself in the bathroom mirror' action figure..."

27/03/20 12:09:03

 
Molly R Vote score: 1509Molly R

Waaaah! I got my towel wet!

27/03/20 12:00:27

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10227Neil Mackenzie

Barbie lives next door but you’ve got to self pleasure... I mean isolate.

27/03/20 17:03:46

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 237alexandra ball

I wish my legs would bend so I could sit in the bath.

27/03/20 14:49:58

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3439Stu Dent

Water Baby

27/03/20 14:30:30

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1922Scrijjy Doo

Prozac sold separately.

27/03/20 14:22:37

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4225Lucky Elperro

The new Mattel action man - he shows his feelings, he moisterises, he's got a little shoulder bag and he doesn't know that his girlfriend Barbie is secretly being rogered by vintage 1960's kick-ass commando action man.

27/03/20 12:40:09

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Roger and 10-4. --Scrijjy Doo
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8089Dave Bryan

''If he stops crying, Sweetie Pie, just kick him in the balls.''

27/03/20 12:37:07

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6666The Wolf

*EBAY WARNING ON FAKE COLLECTABLE TOYS*

The highly expensive and collectable Action Figure 'crying in the shower', is being sold as 'original' with a very high price tag. We are urging potential buyers to look out for certain signs to ascertain whether they're real or fake. The first thing to look out for is the figure's face. Does he have his mouth open? Also, on his body, are his hands open? and is he wearing a towel? If this is the case, the figure is actually the less expensive 'wanking in the shower' model. Many of these toys had their penises broken through excessive playing and the fraudsters use the towel to disguise this.

27/03/20 12:33:17

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 609Generic RedHead

Action Moan

27/03/20 18:11:25

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1059Rachel P

Some men just love to turn on the waterworks

27/03/20 13:54:58

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17191Troompa Loompa

"Aaargh my face is cut to shreds. Barbie! Have you been using my razor on your legs again?"

27/03/20 13:15:21

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30999Tony Edwards

Showering your feminine side.

27/03/20 13:05:43

 
Dev B Vote score: 548Dev B

I love showering in shower because no one can see me peeing- Charlie Caplin

28/03/20 10:48:51

 
larry G. Vote score: 1452larry G.

“Wow! That was one cold shower.”

28/03/20 0:50:28

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5278Vivvy En

Shouldn't be so wet - mind you, looks like he's got a stiff upper lip

27/03/20 16:00:39

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2948Crunchy Chords

It's the Soaperman action figure!

(Fortress of Abject Solitude sold separately.)

27/03/20 14:48:21

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5278Vivvy En

...because he's just been joined by a big, fat, hairy spider

27/03/20 14:16:50

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1059Rachel P

Under Pressure

27/03/20 13:44:42

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17191Troompa Loompa

DIY anal bleaching with Demestos is not recommended....even if you are made of plastic.

27/03/20 13:17:32

 
Dev B Vote score: 548Dev B

Big Boys Cry - 100 forms of fear

27/03/20 12:57:04

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6353Hercules Rockefeller

Alfred Hitchcock's original vision for the infamous scene in Psycho was deemed to be too controversial at the time.

27/03/20 12:44:53

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10906Vanessa the Guesser

He's a big drip.

27/03/20 12:32:31

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21592Ian Skelding

Sob and water

27/03/20 12:31:45

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21592Ian Skelding

Everyone weeps in the shower.

27/03/20 12:21:02

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6292Glyn Evans

When the water's been turned off, it's the only way to get clean.

27/03/20 12:19:43

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7984Stephen Bean

Guaranteed to give you a wail of a time.

27/03/20 12:18:29

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7984Stephen Bean

Odd sob man

27/03/20 12:06:29

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30999Tony Edwards

Wet room

27/03/20 12:00:49

 
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