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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11965Dan Nicholls

For God's sake Dad, just light the barbecue.

28/01/19 8:13:49

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4784Chris Keegan

“How will I recognise you?”

28/01/19 10:20:53

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11965Dan Nicholls

It's very impressive Mr Wilson, it's just that we really need to see more qualifications and references for the post of Headmaster.

28/01/19 8:10:55

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7384Vanessa the Guesser

He's always been a bit of a tosser.

28/01/19 8:00:10

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1480The Wolf

Trying to make ends meet, Larry was juggling between two jobs as a fire fighter and playing drums for a local Jazz band. Most importantly though, his family was behind him.

28/01/19 10:12:35

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1415Stu Dent

That's very good sir but can you please just sit down and watch the show like everybody else.

28/01/19 8:51:40

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1415Stu Dent

Flame Thrower

28/01/19 8:00:07

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1102James Lennox

"Remember that time the bearded lady accidentally set fire to all three of her hair brushes? How we laughed!"

28/01/19 8:00:16

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4019Kenny Ireland

"Sit back down or the tent will fall over".

28/01/19 12:42:22

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 514Carey Sutton

Hot Hot Hot

28/01/19 18:47:20

 
larry G. Vote score: 1114larry G.

Let's go find Frankenstein.

28/01/19 17:05:49

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18483John Glover

"Argh! where did that third one come from?"

28/01/19 13:33:11

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18483John Glover

Burnhard Manning.

28/01/19 13:11:23

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 346Lawrence Day

Should go to specsavers.

28/01/19 11:41:10

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4784Chris Keegan

Jake used to have shares in a local circus, but he got his fingers burnt.

28/01/19 9:45:55

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8911Neil Mackenzie

That is where the saying comes from, to get hold of the wrong end of the stick.

28/01/19 9:14:38

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28610Tony Edwards

Jethro has a burning ambition to be a juggler.

28/01/19 8:59:50

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34560Welsh Rarebit

Flame retard Ant

28/01/19 8:48:54

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34560Welsh Rarebit

Juggler vain

28/01/19 8:48:32

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5166Glyn Evans

Why it's not wise to sell hot wands in the wizarding world.

28/01/19 8:47:14

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 579Spycenwolf

That is quite a breakthrough in this field. A worthy winner of the No-Belt Prize indeed.

28/01/19 8:39:58

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 579Spycenwolf

Well, somebody will be wetting the bed tonight.

28/01/19 8:36:57

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3222Dave Bryan

He needs more tricks and less waffle.

28/01/19 8:31:10

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3222Dave Bryan

''Be careful or you'll burn the crepes.''

28/01/19 8:17:38

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11965Dan Nicholls

The lights are on but no one's home.

28/01/19 8:11:38

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1102James Lennox

When hobbits discovered fire they didn't know what the hell to do with it.

28/01/19 8:06:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3222Dave Bryan

When he set the marquee on fire his daughter couldn't stop laughing.

28/01/19 8:04:27

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5321Hercules Rockefeller

"That's why Lauren can't stop laughing?"

28/01/19 8:03:35

 
Molly R Vote score: 760Molly R

That fireman got my daughter pregnant; I've got to get him back here and make him marry her.

28/01/19 8:01:58

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1490Crunchy Chords

Juggle like no one is watching. Really. No one is watching.

28/01/19 8:00:11

 
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