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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11965Dan Nicholls

Arse about face

30/01/19 12:02:09

 
Dot Old Vote score: 366Dot Old

Head butt

30/01/19 12:00:26

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11965Dan Nicholls

Sit on my face.

30/01/19 12:02:29

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8911Neil Mackenzie

I say kiss my arse so often my pants pucker up ready.

30/01/19 17:14:13

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11965Dan Nicholls

My love for you in creases.

30/01/19 12:01:01

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1480The Wolf

You’d be miserable too if you had to hang around with an arsehole all day

30/01/19 12:00:44

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1102James Lennox

His staff sergeant thinks Ralph slacks off. He pants horribly during training and needs a belt around the head just to keep up.

30/01/19 14:31:37

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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11965Dan Nicholls

Man in the moon.

30/01/19 12:03:19

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4784Chris Keegan

His life is pants, he's clearly de pressed.

30/01/19 12:00:09

 
Dot Old Vote score: 366Dot Old

Face like a smacked arse

30/01/19 12:00:48

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1480The Wolf

My therapist told me I'd feel better if I made a friend.... Meet cordu-roy

30/01/19 12:00:04

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18483John Glover

"Those trousers of yours are so passe, let's face it."

30/01/19 12:55:58

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4758Paul Reeve

Jean Slackman

30/01/19 12:20:40

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1480The Wolf

Police have arrested Al Pa-Chino for money laundering after finding £5 in his pocket. They still have to iron out a few wrinkles in the case and will be pressing him for information.

30/01/19 12:00:15

 
Mark Reynolds Vote score: 11Mark Reynolds

that last fart has creased me

06/02/19 21:51:06

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1879Funny Bean

Facecloth

31/01/19 7:17:58

 
Jeff Scott Jeff Scott

After 10 consecutive years of being worn, Bob couldnt take being underpants anymore

31/01/19 6:45:37

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3831Vivvy En

"Now you seat, now you don't"

30/01/19 20:13:01

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 341Sam Cass

Amazing leaked footage from Coraline 2.

30/01/19 17:35:55

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20128Ian Skelding

Cord Roy

30/01/19 15:49:29

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19698John Llamas

“ ..... thank heavens, the last one was smoking a cigar.”

30/01/19 14:55:23

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 346Lawrence Day

Look face up to it ,you need to iron your trousers.

30/01/19 13:44:13

 
stone face Vote score: 3421stone face

This cold weather chaps his lips.

30/01/19 13:42:02

 
stone face Vote score: 3421stone face

And tonight on Crimewatch we ask for help in tracking down this law breaker. He's wanted for serious breeches of the peace."

30/01/19 13:40:26

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 516Scrappy Doo

Boy is he crotchety!

30/01/19 13:34:40

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1102James Lennox

It looks like he's had a few belts around his head.

30/01/19 13:25:45

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I thought it was a unibrow. --Scrappy Doo
James Lennox Vote score: 1102James Lennox

When it comes to sex he always slacks off.

30/01/19 13:20:55

 
stone face Vote score: 3421stone face

He gets out of breath so easily, he really pants.

30/01/19 13:17:03

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4019Kenny Ireland

Does his head button up at the back?

30/01/19 12:52:44

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4784Chris Keegan

President Obummer

30/01/19 12:47:07

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1955Karyn Harrison

It was Grimm being Crumplestiltskin.

30/01/19 12:46:38

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28610Tony Edwards

"If you think that's a good look, you are talking through your arse."

30/01/19 12:25:31

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 579Spycenwolf

How cheeky.

30/01/19 12:22:01

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 579Spycenwolf

"Great chap. What ever I did, he would be behind me all the way. I just wish he wasn't so khaki."

30/01/19 12:20:58

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28610Tony Edwards

Jesus Creased

30/01/19 12:10:16

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7384Vanessa the Guesser

Lord of the Flies

30/01/19 12:05:57

 
Molly R Vote score: 760Molly R

"Can you smell something whiffy?"

30/01/19 12:00:22

 
Dot Old Vote score: 366Dot Old

All mouth and no trousers

30/01/19 12:00:19

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34560Welsh Rarebit

Chino D'Acampo

30/01/19 12:00:18

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34560Welsh Rarebit

Panthony Quinn

30/01/19 12:00:11

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1415Stu Dent

al pa-chino

30/01/19 12:00:07

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34560Welsh Rarebit

"Some of the captions on here crease me up"

30/01/19 12:00:04

 
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