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My name is Dave and Im a talcaholic.
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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17342Dan Nicholls

My name is Dave and I'm a talcaholic.

22/02/22 20:05:22

Just seen this great caption but I think 'talcoholic' would be even better.  --Dot Old
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"Sheila, I'm not paying a builder £100 to mix up some cement and fix the wall. I'll do it myself. How hard can it be?..."

22/02/22 20:20:46

Stephen Bean Vote score: 23856Stephen Bean

Baking Bad

22/02/22 20:06:21

The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

My wife left me that night. She was used to me coming home pissed from the pub, but mistaking her mother's urn for my can of Guinness was the final straw.

22/02/22 20:34:16

Tony S Vote score: 5087Tony S

In the 1970s it was a common thing to see a pupil taken out by a flying blackboard rubber launched by a teacher.

22/02/22 20:08:16

Mr Dome  Vote score: 14030Mr Dome

Dave had had far too much to drink and was definitely plastered

22/02/22 21:43:01

Vivvy En Vote score: 9789Vivvy En

...and Dave never sneezed into his Sherbet Fountain ever again

22/02/22 20:21:43

Al Overy Vote score: 12526Al Overy

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake baker's man
Bake me a cake as fast as you can... Actually, take your time in future.

22/02/22 20:03:48

The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

It's 22022022 which means today's date is a palindrome. Most people can absorb this type of information but trying to explain it to someone from Nashville, Tennessee, can have disastrous effects.

22/02/22 20:03:40

Tell him it's also an ambigram, that'll really blow his mind. --James Lennox
Al Overy Vote score: 12526Al Overy

"For the last time, Pete, you don't use actual gunpowder in flour bombs!"

22/02/22 20:02:43

Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 9926Hercules Rockefeller

Dave's powdered donut addiction had spiraled out of control.

22/02/22 20:02:11

James Lennox Vote score: 11516James Lennox

"Well, that could have gone better."

22/02/22 20:32:56

Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5308Scrijjy Doo

Snort cocaine, they said. It will be fun, they said.

22/02/22 20:17:43

Ian Skelding Vote score: 28556Ian Skelding

“I told you not to put the coke near the fan.”

22/02/22 20:00:17

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