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	clever x2 "Oi Noah, wait for us." 08/10/18 8:08:02	4 30
Noah: "Sorry guys, I've zebras and lions on board, I'll improvise." --Pete
	lol No, I said create a sculpture which depicts OUR SOUL. 03/01/24 12:07:17	1 25
My favourite this week! 😂 --Julia Kinsey
	lol x2 creative "Do you remember, a little boy wrote to you 18 years ago asking for a bike and a truck? That was me motherf*cker". 22/09/15 20:06:38	24

	Don't move, you're turtally surrounded 18/01/24 12:03:48	2 23

	lol "Hello is that customer complaints? I need to return some goods...well, I ordered a leotard". 06/08/15 8:01:16	2 23
From Amazon I presume. :-D --Chris Halliwell
	Raj against the machine. 13/12/22 12:01:13	22

	clever It's a sign of desperation 06/06/18 8:09:42	22

	Can't come out tonight I'm washing my hare. 26/07/15 8:00:23	22

	He really hasn't been the same since we took away his accordion. 28/10/21 8:38:54	21

	lol x2 "PULL" 04/09/21 12:01:48	2 21
Love this caption. Brutally simple, but it still tells a story. Brilliant. --James Lennox
	lol x3 I wouldn't put my arson that. 16/07/19 12:04:15	21

	creative clever x2 Stig of the dump. 08/12/18 8:59:38	21

	Two meeters 24/09/20 21:51:37	20

	Dave had been isolating from his parents for 3 months. Now he is off home with all his washing... 01/06/20 12:14:32	20

	lol Gillette, the best a ma'am can get. 04/05/19 22:07:05	20

	clever Today's stars: Capricorn will be faced with an uphill struggle. 17/01/17 8:08:09	2 20
Please let me give you a (be) xxx --Andrea Hickling
	That's the thing about the festive season, it does dragon a bit. 14/01/17 20:03:37	20

	lol He taught me grammar. There should be a question mark at the end of this sentence. After all, the devil is in the detail. 19/02/16 8:00:07	20

	creative clever Meanwhile, Ironman is inside getting rid of creases in the curtains. 25/09/15 8:39:03	1 20
Should've taken them to Ron Maidens --Mr Dome
	Cistern Act 10/04/24 20:00:41	19

	And the best thing is, we have managed to make our movie on a budget with only some really subtle product placement. 21/12/23 8:20:50	19

	lol x2 creative I see Aldi are doing spa days now 13/12/22 20:04:19, edited: 13/12/22 20:04:31	19

	Babe Roof. 13/09/21 12:35:15	19

	lol creative Don't worry Don, we'll Photoshop the PlayStation controller out. 02/11/19 14:04:28	19

	Arse about face 30/01/19 12:02:09	19

	lol For God's sake Dad, just light the barbecue. 28/01/19 8:13:49	19

	lol Warning: May contain nuts. 06/08/18 14:04:19	19

	creative clever x2 As protest tshirts go, one asking for the abolition of the French word for 'No' is pretty random. 30/08/17 12:01:09	1 19
"Oui did it!" --Greg Curtis
	Love storey. 26/01/16 8:00:54	19

	lol clever x3 Neighbourhood watch crew catches lead thieves red handed. 04/08/15 12:00:05	1 19
Canon Law --Leroy Brown
	lol "Woken up with worse, I have" 25/04/24 20:09:21	3 18
Great caption, Dan. For me, this is exactly what a caption should be. Something that makes you think of a situation, and laugh at it. Damn shame it didn't make the monthly shortlist. --James Lennox
	lol The cost of living crisis claims more victims today, trying to shake coins out of the sofa. 28/12/22 8:21:56	18

	Terror-cotta 19/12/22 12:33:07	18

	"Hello, is that the vet? Yes, it's my cat. He's eaten an umbrella." 22/06/22 9:33:23	18

	lol x2 "Don't forget to tape Bugs Bunny for me". 31/05/22 12:06:31	1 18
When I said….”shall we get a rabbit to spice things up”….. --Andy Bunting
	creative After losing the first 8 of his lives, Graham was particularly annoyed with the 9th. 18/04/22 12:04:05	18

	My name is Dave and I'm a talcaholic. 22/02/22 20:05:22	1 18
Just seen this great caption but I think 'talcoholic' would be even better. --Dot Old
	lol Leaked photos of Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch on honeymoon. 30/10/19 20:00:36	18

	lol clever FENTON! FENTOOOOOOON! 14/04/19 8:17:42	18

	lol Kicked you out for snoring too has she? 26/11/18 12:35:21	18

	Fifty shades of grave. 07/11/18 20:42:22	18

	Kenny Everest 04/11/18 8:06:41	18

	creative Casper the overfriendly ghost. 15/08/18 9:26:51	18

	creative clever x2 The crafty tortoise had outfoxed the hare again. 14/06/18 12:15:54	18


lol x2 03/02/17 8:01:14		12 18
Thanks all, I love this site and our little community - often cheers me up on a dull day. I bore my wife to tears with it, but it keeps me off the streets... --Dan Nicholls
	lol "Mrs Thompson, it's Joanne next door. We need to talk about Henry. I just don't feel able to sunbathe in my own garden any more..." 26/06/15 12:06:01	18

	lol It was at this point the doctor realised he had been on shift about 23 hours too long. Sun 20:11:01	17

	That explains why there's always so many bikes in the canal. 25/03/22 10:53:23	17

	lol "Yes sir, aisle three by the squid rings". 15/07/21 12:23:12	17

	That 'No More Tears' shampoo is rubbish. 27/03/20 12:04:42	1 17

	Police have identified a suspect who may have carried out the ram raid on a grab machine at the seaside arcade this weekend. 23/07/18 8:59:32	17

	lol x2 "I f*cking well WILL have a tiger", thought little Timmy. 25/05/16 9:06:32	3 17
Thanks! If I had any supervotes, you'd get all of them :)(edit: Woo woo, I got a supervote!) --Michael Winner
	lol Dog Cotton 29/02/16 12:01:02	17

	lol We went foraging, ate our haul, then the next thing we knew, we were naked in ASDA singing 'Happy Birthday' to a packet of macaroni. 20/02/16 8:39:08	17

	clever Night school 17/01/16 21:14:44	1 17
So how do I get in? Nocturnal admission? --[anon]
	Sumo mothers do 'ave 'em 20/01/24 20:03:33	16

	clever His Ma disnae think he'll get a girlfriend any time soon. 02/01/24 12:01:31	16

	Reminds me, I need to put the pigs in blankets in the oven. 18/12/23 12:03:08	16

	Rolling Stones deny being fossils 14/01/23 8:00:12	16

	Christ! Has anyone carried out a whisk assessment? 17/05/22 12:06:35	16

	The bike test is really harsh in India. 8 examiners accompany you on the day. 02/02/22 12:08:25	16

	Billy Elliott: The Midlife Crisis 27/11/21 8:05:35	16

	lol After you hit 60, it's difficult to guide it in. 10/06/20 12:00:33	1 16
Speak for yourself I'm 66 & still hit bullseye every time. --Morgan .
	A great place to take the family out. 07/05/20 20:00:11	16

	clever No ewe turns 24/07/19 8:22:32	16

	An officer on a gentleman 21/05/19 9:25:57	16

	Cheap, good head and goes down easy. 03/12/18 9:36:29	16

	Placque removal 17/09/18 20:00:18	16

	lol x2 There, that will teach you. Now don't put it in the pencil sharpener again. 03/07/18 21:23:25	1 16
I think he got the point. --John Glover
	Guitar for sail. 11/02/18 21:58:17	16

	Mmmmm, nothing better than nice, crisp sheets. 01/03/16 8:06:17	16

	Now THAT'S a Panic Room. 10/02/16 9:44:52	16

	Short circuit 02/10/15 8:00:04	1 16
BRILLIANT --Bad Boy Dennis.
	Graffiti - wrong on so many levels. 16/09/15 12:04:14	16

	lol Shane was having difficulty coming out to his team mates, despite the numerous heavy hints he dropped. 10/09/15 8:02:43	16

	lol creative I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for mice, I can tell you I don't have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let me go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will shit in your slippers. 04/08/15 8:00:07	1 16
Great minds think alike. You beat me to it! --Greg Curtis
	creative Telegiraffe pole. 23/06/15 8:02:24	16

	"Ooh a four leaf clover, about time we had a bit of luck". 19/01/24 20:11:18	15

	Fine, I'll fetch my own damn stick... 12/07/23 12:09:23	15

	creative Deep pan crisp and Steven 06/12/22 20:03:10	15

	lol I said to leave it 10 minutes. 03/05/22 12:11:51	1 15
I think it's dun. --Willie Johnson
	Stuffed frog with Basil 13/12/21 8:51:05	1 15
"A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed." - Basil Fawlty --James Lennox
	lol Kevin, please for the love of God change your trousers. 21/07/21 12:04:01	15

	"No ma'am, you hang the medal round the neck". 22/05/21 8:04:04	15

	Always said she was a hoe. 07/01/21 14:49:38	1 15
Hoe-ly mole-y! --Willie Johnson
	Good morning welcome to McDonald's, have you been waiting long? 16/07/20 8:33:19	15

	Scooby Doo and the mysterious disappearing Scooby Snacks. 28/01/20 12:03:48	15

	The dress caused quite a stir. 08/01/20 8:07:16	15

	Proving once again that The Sun is truly gutter press. 31/12/19 8:48:58	15

	lol Bloody Welsh place names. 04/10/19 12:02:31	15

	Trump appeals for floating voters 03/10/19 20:03:09	15

	Man, overjoyed. Fish, gutted. 11/02/19 8:14:17	15

	...and next on our special music tour, the studios where 'The Clash' recorded 'Should I stay or should I go?' 14/01/19 8:02:59	15

	Bad hare day 06/12/18 12:26:21	15

	"...then you just look through the view finder...am I boring you Mary?" 15/11/18 8:12:45	15

	"Just how many milkshakes do I gotta drink before I bring boys to the yard?" 19/09/18 20:50:55	15

	"Kids, follow me... Kids?" 23/08/18 20:06:34	15

	"Who's got the ring?" 26/07/18 8:03:27	15

	creative Tonight on Dyslexic News, The Beast from the Seat. 03/03/18 8:01:05	15

	He couldn't decide whether or not to dump his overbearing girlfriend. He just needed a sign... 27/11/17 14:00:28	15

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Especially if its king Charles hand.

[anon]

10/01/24
7:21pm

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AI really is terrible at hands. [Dan Nicholls]

It's not a bum crack. It's belly cleavage.

Scrijjy Doo

10/01/24
10:15pm

comment on caption:
Can anyone tell me why my bum crack is at the front? [Dan Nicholls]

She's a seasoned actress.

Karen McDonald

12/01/24
8:45am

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The year is 2053, Joanna Lumley is still as beautiful as ever. [Dan Nicholls]

For those who didn't know, the native pronunciation of "llama" is pretty close to "yama", which makes this caption even more appropriate (ignoring the whole alpaca thing, of course wink )