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Dave Bryan Vote score: 9080Dave Bryan

Dial M for Mother

13/11/18 13:19:35

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

Recipe for disaster.

13/11/18 12:56:44

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8468Chris Keegan

What an idiot! How can you put a child in the oven without using grease proof paper??!!

13/11/18 12:14:38

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6097Greg Curtis

“HERE it is: ‘how to boil water’...”

13/11/18 18:35:14

 
Dot Old Vote score: 896Dot Old

Daddy, don't you think it's about time you teach me to talk? It'd be a hell of a lot quicker for me to tell you the potatoes are boiling over rather than texting you.

13/11/18 12:41:53

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4424Karyn Harrison

Fatal Distraction

13/11/18 12:00:48

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

"Dad it says stand in warming drawer for 30 minutes"

13/11/18 13:44:56

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10561Neil Mackenzie

The recipe called for sugar and spice and all things nice.

13/11/18 17:38:50

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 9325Funny Bean

Cellective attention

13/11/18 12:32:04

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 2118Scrappy Doo

Thanks to autocorrect, Brad had girled cheese for lunch.

13/11/18 12:24:30

 
stone face Vote score: 7482stone face

"Mum, I can't take a decent photo of myself down here because of all the condensation from the heat.
Dad said I was suffering from low selfie steam."

13/11/18 12:16:16

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14609Dan Nicholls

Aga lout

13/11/18 12:14:32

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 944Sam Cass

Gretel sends a text message to Hansel: "Take your time, the witch used Internet Explorer to search 'roast child recipe'."

13/11/18 12:11:45

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

If you have to google how to use a toaster, then you probably shouldn't be using a toaster.

13/11/18 19:02:50

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9435Mr Dome

Dave and Izzy Cook had banished mummy as they didn't want to spoil the broth

13/11/18 16:07:58

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

How does Mummy manage to do all this and drink Prosecco at the same time?

13/11/18 15:05:31

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

This family tree research is fascinating. We can actually trace our roots back to Alfred the Great!

13/11/18 14:20:29

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6097Greg Curtis

Jack, as your wife, I know I can sometimes be short...

13/11/18 13:50:24

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6097Greg Curtis

Mini-MEme

13/11/18 13:38:56

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 9325Funny Bean

Look WhatsAppening!

13/11/18 13:10:12

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5576Paul Reeve

Anti social media.

13/11/18 13:00:29

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31468Tony Edwards

Like father, like daughter.

13/11/18 12:41:03

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 9325Funny Bean

‘Pay as you go’ attention

13/11/18 12:37:54

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14609Dan Nicholls

Only her sister can save her now.
SEND: SMS SOS SIS.

13/11/18 12:36:07

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11540Vanessa the Guesser

Pa Boil.

13/11/18 12:29:29

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20355John Glover

"Dad, I've just looked up 'A bun in the oven' and I've got a strange picture of a lady who's eaten far too many."

13/11/18 12:24:00

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20355John Glover

Unlike her dad little Maisie always thinks ahead and is the looking up the remedy for burns and scalds.

13/11/18 12:16:05

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14609Dan Nicholls

"Nice apron. Is it the first time you've had two cocks on your lap Uncle Steve? Also, what's Grindr? Is it a game I can play?"

13/11/18 12:13:56

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8468Chris Keegan

Where's Gordon Ramsay when you need him...

13/11/18 12:11:35

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Dear childline my daddy is entering stephen merchant lookalike competishuns and im hungry

13/11/18 12:08:57

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6586Hercules Rockefeller

"Is this another one of your father's half-baked ideas?"

13/11/18 12:08:32

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9080Dave Bryan

''Your mother will want proof that I actually cooked it.''

13/11/18 12:06:39

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20011John Llamas

"Hello and welcome to 'Cooking With Apples' ……."

13/11/18 12:02:43

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9080Dave Bryan

''I need another five minutes in the oven, daddy.''

13/11/18 12:02:43

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"and today we're going to cook a selfie basting chicken."

13/11/18 12:02:40

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4424Karyn Harrison

🎵 Bad Babysitter

13/11/18 12:01:38

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Come Whine With Me

13/11/18 12:00:41

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4424Karyn Harrison

Danger signals

13/11/18 12:00:33

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Selfie stick

13/11/18 12:00:29

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

And the winner of the 2018 Great Bratish Bake Off is...

13/11/18 12:00:20

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4424Karyn Harrison

Steamy Windows

13/11/18 12:00:16

 
Molly R Vote score: 1679Molly R

dEr Mummy, I M goin 2 kill myself n da oven coz Daddy only wants 2 tAk selfies rather thN watch da pots :(

13/11/18 12:00:07

 
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