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Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

'Now , the wife must never know I've cheated on the diet, so no squealing'.

04/11/18 20:29:41

 
Mark England Vote score: 14109Mark England

"Have you considered getting a cleaner, Kevin? It's like a bloody pig sty in here"

04/11/18 20:01:38

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 220Zak Toby1998

"Sniff, sniff, sniff... Mum?

04/11/18 22:24:15

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 299Scrappy Doo

Honey, do I look fat? Be honest.

04/11/18 21:34:41

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21059Michael Winner

A scene from George Orwell's 'Emmerdale'.

04/11/18 20:22:57

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 741Stu Dent

Ok So pigs can fry

04/11/18 20:00:34

 
Mark Reynolds Mark Reynolds

I can't stomach your mother any longer

06/11/18 8:23:48

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 220Zak Toby1998

After four weeks, Dave's micro pig needs to go.

04/11/18 22:26:45

 
Jeanette Leighton Jeanette Leighton

I bought quorn rashers..... honest

31/12/18 0:47:21

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 374Barrie Bullock

Is that truffles I can smell?

05/11/18 17:25:01

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 509Carey Sutton

"Hey Mr, have you seen the kids?"

05/11/18 16:11:20

 
G fj Vote score: 421G fj

Roger, whilst threading the needle was convinced he could make a silk purse...

05/11/18 7:58:30

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5464Mr Dome

This one tastes sower

05/11/18 0:17:37

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

"I know I asked you to pick up a freezer offer from the farm, dear, but I thought you'd realise I wanted it ready-butchered."

05/11/18 0:07:12

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

"Darling, how long did you say your mother's staying?"

05/11/18 0:02:29

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 105Generic RedHead

Mummy?

05/11/18 0:02:10

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1527Karyn Harrison

"I'd just like to say I don't think it's fair that Charlotte was invited to the tea-party and not me!"

04/11/18 22:57:15

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 148Sam Cass

All he does is eat. He's a real boar.

04/11/18 22:20:20

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33520Welsh Rarebit

'Any pork in a storm, as they say..'

04/11/18 21:31:52

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4957Glyn Evans

Pig brother is watching.

04/11/18 21:27:23

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27792Tony Edwards

Pig male Ian

04/11/18 21:20:32

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3426Vivvy En

"Oh David, please use a trough like civilized pigs."

04/11/18 21:13:53

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8736Neil Mackenzie

Pig let him eat in the kitchen.

04/11/18 21:01:41

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3776C CaMel

Loin Tamer

04/11/18 20:58:03

 
stone face Vote score: 2458stone face

"I told them not to let this dirty stinking thing in my kitchen,it eats all the bloody food." Said the pig.

04/11/18 20:27:43

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6720Vanessa the Guesser

I always take my Sow Esther on holiday.

04/11/18 20:22:42

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4688Paul Reeve

Spot the greedy pig.

04/11/18 20:18:58

 
stone face Vote score: 2458stone face

He lived in a nice quiet ham-let.

04/11/18 20:13:33

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

The Pig Pang Theory.

04/11/18 20:13:18

 
stone face Vote score: 2458stone face

"If that's a bacon butty ,you're snout of order mate."

04/11/18 20:12:33

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19764Ian Skelding

Pig's Will

04/11/18 20:07:26

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10503Smuldo

"Thanks for the sandwich, Babe..."

04/11/18 20:06:39

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 924Funny Bean

Swine goes well with a meal.

04/11/18 20:05:09

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

"But you've ALWAYS got the munchies."

04/11/18 20:02:46

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33520Welsh Rarebit

After having sex Jim likes to have a hog.

04/11/18 20:02:03

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6720Vanessa the Guesser

"None for you. You'll get pot-bellied."

04/11/18 20:01:31

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33520Welsh Rarebit

"I normally hate chopsy women"

04/11/18 20:01:04

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33520Welsh Rarebit

The wife used to be a greedy pig, but she's cured now.

04/11/18 20:00:29

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1527Karyn Harrison

Bringing home the bacon

04/11/18 20:00:17

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Stu Dent Vote score: 741Stu Dent

Needs more pepper pig

04/11/18 20:00:15

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33520Welsh Rarebit

Bacon Buddies

04/11/18 20:00:12

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3731Chris Keegan

Hogging the kitchen

04/11/18 20:00:10

 
Molly R Vote score: 510Molly R

"I have asked you before to refrain from eating ham sandwiches in my presence."

04/11/18 20:00:06

 
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