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Tina  Flowers Vote score: 382Tina Flowers

'It was only a friendly hug, no need to bite my head off'.

06/07/18 9:45:23

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John  Glover Vote score: 17596John Glover

I bet he adder sore throat.

06/07/18 10:54:27

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This is so bad I had to vote for it. --Dave Bryan
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 31908Welsh Rarebit

🎵 There was a young man who swallowed a mouse... 🎵

06/07/18 8:49:05

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26756Tony Edwards

Bitten's Got Talent

06/07/18 9:27:49

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 5894Vanessa the Guesser

"Just a quick scale and polish today please."

06/07/18 9:12:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 1402Dave Bryan

''I said no tongues.''

06/07/18 8:11:22

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17596John Glover

"Now that's my kind of man." giggled Julian.

06/07/18 12:19:22

 
Dr Strangelove Vote score: 489Dr Strangelove

Hiss of Death

06/07/18 9:55:19

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 2873Vivvy En

Dave's burlesque act suddenly changed when he purchased a boa.

06/07/18 9:33:46

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 1402Dave Bryan

Snakin Stevens

06/07/18 8:08:48

 
larry G. Vote score: 1032larry G.

"Wait a minute! I said eat the apple."

06/07/18 21:50:44

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Snakes taste like chicken
That is, till they poo

06/07/18 18:35:38

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8558Neil Mackenzie

When he choked he realized it had been a misnake to try and swallow it whole.

06/07/18 16:13:40

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6313Pussy Galore

Before he met Jane, Tarzan had to satisfy his needs elsewhere.

06/07/18 12:19:05

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6313Pussy Galore

Look love, you're obviously not cut out to be a vegetarian. Just give in to your meat cravings and have a nice bacon sandwich."

06/07/18 12:07:59

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3571C CaMel

Graceland Meal Deal: Snake, rattle and a cob.

06/07/18 11:39:48

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 232Carey Sutton

Helk helk iks hollow hi khun

06/07/18 11:13:04

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6313Pussy Galore

Now the NHS has stopped doing tonsillectomies, patients are looking at alternatives.

06/07/18 11:04:20

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6313Pussy Galore

NHS shortages hit gastroscopy department.

06/07/18 10:14:24

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 2873Vivvy En

Dave's latest squeeze

06/07/18 10:02:35

 
Pete  Vote score: 18352Pete

When he sees a snake he wants to eat it but that's aspburger's syndrome for you.

06/07/18 9:50:50

 
Pete  Vote score: 18352Pete

People don't realise how big bl-adder tapeworms can grow.

06/07/18 9:50:49

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19117Ian Skelding

White man speak with forked tongue.

06/07/18 9:44:28

 
Dr Strangelove Vote score: 489Dr Strangelove

A fangtastic performer!

06/07/18 9:41:25

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26756Tony Edwards

What a load of cobras!

06/07/18 9:07:21

 
Pete  Vote score: 18352Pete

He first swallowed a rattler as a baby.

06/07/18 9:07:18

 
Pete  Vote score: 18352Pete

As soon as Harry spoke, the snake knew he'd a frog in his throat.

06/07/18 8:57:10

 
Dr Strangelove Vote score: 489Dr Strangelove

Dave's school lunches got more unusual by the day

06/07/18 8:47:36

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4943Mr Dome

Auto-asp-fixation

06/07/18 8:38:20

 
Dr Strangelove Vote score: 489Dr Strangelove

Snake Lips

06/07/18 8:20:29

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 1402Dave Bryan

Taking the hiss

06/07/18 8:16:02

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10476Dan Nicholls

"In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps toniiiIGHHAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH".

06/07/18 8:12:31

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3571C CaMel

Charming

06/07/18 8:05:49

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10476Dan Nicholls

Bloody hell Steven, can't you just use a toothpick?

06/07/18 8:02:13

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10476Dan Nicholls

Monty, python.

06/07/18 8:01:16

 
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