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Stu Dent Vote score: 692Stu Dent

I am only here to get this guy taken off the top of my head.

16/10/18 15:38:01

 
Oliver Lindsay Vote score: 51Oliver Lindsay

'You're not you when you're hungry'

16/10/18 7:42:02

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

'I've just chucked one bloke out the window for nicking my banana, do you wanna be next?'

16/10/18 8:56:06

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19727Ian Skelding

"Aren't you going to split it?"

16/10/18 8:49:04

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 924Funny Bean

Too much fruit can be bad for your health.

16/10/18 7:17:32

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 483Carey Sutton

That's the last time I'm using plenty of fish.

16/10/18 11:15:47

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2401Dave Bryan

So if I don't give you the banana back, something nasty will happen to me. I get the picture.''

16/10/18 7:08:06

 
Molly R Vote score: 503Molly R

"Didn't you realise how much it would upset him if you took the last banana?"

16/10/18 7:00:08

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 924Funny Bean

Bananadrama

16/10/18 7:00:07

 
larry G. Vote score: 1065larry G.

"You gonna eat that?"

16/10/18 16:07:15

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33453Welsh Rarebit

When it came to sex, Dave wasn't Fossey.

16/10/18 7:48:54

 
Adrian Purcell Vote score: 16Adrian Purcell

Mack here just popped out to get me my lunch.
He didn't have time to take the elevator.

17/10/18 5:43:48

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

🎶"B!!...A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A... *swallows*...S?"🎶

16/10/18 22:28:12

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8730Neil Mackenzie

Sofa King Wrong.

16/10/18 21:44:05

 
Adele Mckinley Adele Mckinley

Are you the drummer from that Cadbury’s advert?

16/10/18 20:40:00

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 284Scrappy Doo

Take me now, you animal!

16/10/18 12:24:56

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 284Scrappy Doo

I can haz banana?

16/10/18 12:24:03

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 483Carey Sutton

"hanks, but we usually smoke after

16/10/18 12:00:57

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 148Sam Cass

"You take Kong banana now, you take Kong banana later."

16/10/18 10:51:04

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18009John Glover

"Say, pretty please."

16/10/18 8:55:47

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5457Mr Dome

That's what happens when you put a gorilla in the midst

16/10/18 8:28:58

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1512Karyn Harrison

"I'd just like to say I'd be a lot happier if I could do the banana-munching scene with Naomi Watts!"

16/10/18 8:03:24

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Vivvy En Vote score: 3369Vivvy En

"Has no-one told you that when visitors eat my food without asking I go ape?"

16/10/18 7:59:25

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27771Tony Edwards

"If you eat my banana you will not be my prime mate."

16/10/18 7:56:04

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2401Dave Bryan

''For a smart guy, you seem to fritter away most of your income.''

16/10/18 7:33:30

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6690Vanessa the Guesser

♫ I'm bringing Silverback.. ♫

16/10/18 7:20:57

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

" And after I opened that pickle jar too...."

16/10/18 7:18:04

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4956Glyn Evans

"Something's odd. There's a bunch of chimney sweeps outside dancing on rooftops with Mary Poppins."

16/10/18 7:14:29

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3689Chris Keegan

Kong, don't you think it's bloody dangerous hanging off that roof tower.

16/10/18 7:10:26

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

"You wanna play with the toy planes ?"

16/10/18 7:10:18

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11364Dan Nicholls

When I advertised for swingers...

16/10/18 7:10:11

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11364Dan Nicholls

Maybe you will think twice the next time you wanna eat my pizza.

16/10/18 7:08:53

 
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