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	Gran kids 24/11/15 12:07:20	15

	"I told you not to take too long in the car wash" 27/06/15 11:13:52	15

	Pickle Lily 12/04/24 20:03:16	14

	"They make their coffee too strong. I prefer mine made the Milky Way" 20/03/24 12:03:21	14

	"...and you can tell the difference between Red and Grey Squirrels by the size of their cocks..." 07/03/24 8:05:45	14

	For a sitting Tennant? 10/11/23 12:02:54	1 14

	The Highlands 23/07/23 12:02:08	14

	Now I regret agreeing to help my daughter with her history project on Pompeii 09/05/23 20:27:43	14

	"You spoil that bloody squirrel" 11/01/23 20:03:52	14

	The face you pull when you realise that the light bulb is swinging back towards your nuts 06/06/22 20:33:25	14

	It was tough being Linda McCartney's cat 27/01/22 8:20:13	14

	People say that since lockdown, Father Brown has become a bit of a hermit 23/10/21 20:06:29	14

	"Right Mr Fawkes. Where have you hidden the two barrels of gunpowder?" 19/08/21 13:15:44	14

	"The monkeys will pay top dollar for this back window wiper" 25/05/21 12:13:06	1 14
Grease monkeys? --Willie Johnson
	"Johnny, I've told you before. If you want to go to the toilet, just raise your hand" 18/05/21 12:01:13	14

	Only one of the suspects was collared 25/04/21 20:12:48	14

	clever "Quick, call the Peelers" 13/10/20 20:02:59	14

	lol "Brace yourselves statues. Seagull approaching" 08/07/20 12:05:27	14

	"..so Mr Jones, we are going to give you a cat scan.." 05/11/19 8:14:58	14

	"Don't you think that you're taking this sand castle building competition a bit too serious?" 29/08/19 8:08:34	14

	The Eyes Have Hills 28/07/19 20:32:58	14

	"What idiot put the sloth over the piranha tank?" 06/06/19 20:29:23	14

	lol Raj had a feeling that he was being ridiculed when he noticed the letters ARF on the other side of the microphone 27/03/19 21:06:37	14

	Shampoo and Setter 05/10/18 12:21:13	14

	"There's gold in them thar heels" 14/05/18 12:55:16	1 14

	It was a bit of a shock when Chewbacca turned up for the Tennis Club's 10th Anniversary get together, but i suppose that they shouldn't have let Janice, who has a speech impediment, organise it. They were expecting Sue Barker 24/03/18 20:32:32	14

	"We like to break their fingers at a young age" said a spokesman for Rail India. "This stops them hanging on our trains, later in life" 29/12/16 12:09:29	14

	"Has anyone seen Baby's Farley's Rusks?" "Nyom..Nom..Nom. Nope" 05/10/16 14:07:06	1 14
man i laughed so hard hahahahahaha --sandeep chahal
	Nani 25/06/16 12:13:27	1 14

	Stainsbury's 27/01/16 12:19:56	14

	lol Many Glands Make Light Work 01/11/15 20:00:50	14

	"I know that the new cleaner might be a bit clumsy, but she works for peanuts" 31/10/15 12:18:31	1 14
Yes but she has a snort for free --Bad Boy Dennis.
	Shoe Horn 11/10/15 20:00:37	14

	Static Eccentricity 28/08/14 20:00:35	14

	An old man of 80, John was very proud of his body, and judging by his shadow, I would be too 03/06/14 12:19:50	1 14
I see your point. --John Glover
	"Fucking Hell Heston, I just wanted a coke!" 01/02/14 9:06:52	14

	lol It's so cold up on the moors that even the sheep wear balaclavas 06/01/14 20:15:42	1 14
baalaclavas maybe? --Cath Jones
	"You spoil that bloody cat" 26/11/13 20:03:01	14

	"No love, I said could you get a DULUX colour chart" 21/10/13 9:21:40	14

	"I wish I was a Springer Spaniel" 31/05/13 12:14:32	14

	Alley Barber 22/03/13 9:15:50	14

	The boiler needs a service 05/11/12 9:07:38	1 14

	She's lucky it wasn't a Shihtzu 24/09/12 8:29:07	14

	Footlights 02/09/12 12:03:07	14

	"Return to the Planet of the Apes please" 26/07/12 21:22:46	14

	The King and Guy 18/07/12 11:19:24	14

	"Ding Dong the bitch is fed" 28/06/14 20:03:36	13


lol creative 20/05/14 20:01:03		13

	"Ok 40 quid it is. I'll have the dead corgi delivered tomorrow, Stavros." 16/02/14 9:38:41	13

	Chalk and Tease 08/12/13 8:57:12	13

	He absolutely worships that bike 28/09/13 9:08:05	13

	Illegal and General 13/06/13 8:24:38	13

	I love nature trails. You see all types of beetle 08/03/13 8:07:34	13

	creative For nursery crimes 04/03/13 8:09:52	1 13
like touching kidds --Ross Davidson
	Chick peas 09/11/12 20:11:27	13

	Katie Fisher Price 09/11/12 12:21:16	1 13

	His hut was the envy of the village. It had all mud cons. 03/10/12 8:08:29	13

	Punk and Disorderly 02/10/12 12:04:08	2 13

	It crawls through traffic 01/10/12 20:03:22	13

	Bevvitate 18/09/12 8:01:01	13

	"Blimey, he has more chins than my address book" 12/09/12 8:02:29	3 13

	"And what would you like in your sandwich sir?" "Can you put some jammin' jammin' jammin' jammin'" 29/08/12 12:18:24	13

	Shite Mayor On Elm Street 25/08/12 12:27:47	13

	Air Pistols 12/08/12 20:00:48	13

	"Copper feel of these" 11/08/12 14:54:25	13

	lol "Did you see the sign writer? He looked really spaced out." "He dropped an E" 20/03/24 12:08:54	13

	"The farmer's eating.. hang on a minute, who's that on the table with an apple in its mouth?...PORKY!" 25/10/23 20:08:13	13

	An old study found that to disguise their emotions, men took to peeling onions whilst watching The Little House On The Prarie. 16/08/23 20:19:16	1 13
My favourite character was Harriet Olsen she was just such a bitch. --Neil Mackenzie
	"See Jill. I told you that I thought the water tasted a bit funny lately" 22/07/23 20:09:46, edited: 22/07/23 20:12:29	13

	"You're gonna eat me? Thank God, for one minute I thought you was gonna play an Ed Sheeran" 31/05/23 20:18:56	13

	lol "Ah look, we're coming to a store, we'll get some provisions as the map says there's not another store for 250 miles.....KEEP DRIVING!" 05/05/23 8:21:33	13

	"Hello, police. I would like to report some stray sheep at the village bus stop" "OK, how many are there?" "Let me count them..1, 2, 3, 4....Zzzzzzzzz" 03/03/22 8:30:11	13

	"Are you sure this is how you play Croquet?" 15/02/22 12:44:16	13

	"He's a keeper" 17/11/21 12:08:35	13

	lol "See, they're too dangerous. I ain't letting them on" shouted Noah 05/08/21 20:32:07	1 13
Love this. Makes me think of the Roger McGough poem 'Bad Day at the Ark'. --Karyn Harrison
	Trump, card 06/06/21 13:06:00	13

	The Princess Diana Barbie was a bit near the knuckle 17/05/21 20:01:44	13

	"I'm sure I heard a purr from the bushes. It'll better not be that peeping Tom again" 15/04/21 8:18:13	1 13
He's a purr-vert. --Willie Johnson
	"You idiot! I've counted 2670. You're one brick over. I told you I wrote the maximum load on the back of the truck." 09/04/21 8:30:45	13

	Salad Dressing 12/09/20 20:00:24	13

	creative "Quick Ellie, I've just spotted a ten pound note down a drain. If you can get it there's a dozen sticky buns in it for you" 24/06/20 12:08:22	7 13
Send us a fiver each.....you're bound to win some dosh with that.....if not I'll eat my hat, I'll need a fiver to buy one!! --Flo .
	'Hello officer, it's Warwick Davis here. I've had five pairs of jeans stolen from my washing line" 25/05/20 12:11:16	1 13
- "Thank you sir, Ok girls spread 'em!" --Guideaux .
	"I can see it's head. Come on. One more push" 25/04/20 8:40:45	13

	"It stops people staring at my bald patch" 05/03/20 8:35:05	13

	lol After their ice creams, the ladies rearrange their hoods and go about their daily duties as members of the Ku Klux Klan 15/02/20 20:23:46	13

	clever The dress is brown and white but some people see Green and Black 03/11/19 20:27:03	13

	Gnome To Roost 24/10/19 20:22:33	13

	"Careful with those letters, they're really sharp. Yesterday, somebody lost an I" 10/10/19 12:14:11	13

	"We're having an English Summer" 27/09/19 20:13:51	13

	...even if you are The Saint. 06/09/19 8:00:56	13

	Never order Surf 'n' Turf in a French restaurant 16/08/19 12:14:03	13

	"Damn. He's not gay" 15/04/19 9:13:12	13

	Their car always leaves skid marks 07/04/19 20:01:55	13

	lol x2 Hugh was amazed that his Athlete's Foot was cured with a fish pedicure. He wondered if he could get the same results for his genital warts 21/03/19 20:29:06	2 13
Lol --The Wolf
	Juke of hazard 10/03/19 12:03:08	13

	"We've been photo Tommed" 20/08/18 12:17:25	13

	lol clever "Darling, remember yesterday when you pulled out in front of that tractor and gave the farmer the middle finger..." 04/08/18 20:13:48	13

	Hijacked 16/03/18 21:17:04	13

	lol "SHARON!" 23/09/17 12:12:07	1 13

	I did, but she got confused when I mentioned doggy style 21/08/17 12:12:09	13