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30/07/13 12:21:55 |
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July's caption of the month, posted to the official caption.me Facebook page. Congrats! --Chris Beach
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27/04/20 12:12:35 |
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02/05/19 8:16:05 |
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21/10/16 12:54:20 |
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18/09/12 20:10:56 |
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24/06/19 20:30:04 |
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01/07/21 12:19:39 |
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Great caption Mark but I think Al Overy deserved a nod for being first to come up with the barber idea which hadn't occurred to me. --Stephen Bean
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01/10/18 20:04:56 |
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I'm absolutely thrilled. Thanks to everyone for the votes and kind comments --Mark England
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23/01/17 20:16:38 |
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It's based on Don King's unique hairstyle --Mark England
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27/08/13 20:01:41 |
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01/03/24 12:03:31 |
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15/01/24 12:28:36 |
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The flight is £4.99, but the extra weight over the standard limit will be another £4990. --Molly R
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06/11/23 8:12:43 |
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Curious to see what's under the bonnet --Boycie
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30/09/21 20:52:45 |
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Pmsl --Karen Oakenfull
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08/09/21 12:15:15 |
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Around the M25 in 80 days. Sounds about right. --Dan Nicholls
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22/10/18 20:44:22 |
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15/02/17 20:06:24 |
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24/11/23 8:09:50 |
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30/09/23 12:02:06, edited: 02/10/23 12:45:50, suggested edits |
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30/05/22 8:44:43 |
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18/05/21 12:17:50 |
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Do sailors say clean things when they get Tourette's? --Willie Johnson
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22/05/20 12:12:57 |
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But it was a bit of a Wee Crankie idea. --Woofer 6
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30/06/19 12:05:59 |
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02/04/16 20:05:57 |
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06/05/23 8:00:54 |
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28/06/21 12:39:48 |
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08/07/20 8:25:57 |
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05/05/20 20:11:08 |
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22/03/18 12:09:42 |
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24/11/13 20:20:38 |
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lmfao...bravo. --Ross Davidson
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19/09/12 8:01:41 |
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06/09/12 12:10:26 |
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07/01/24 12:09:11 |
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18/10/23 20:05:54 |
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26/08/23 12:09:32 |
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Feel free to experiment on any of my captions, Dave --Vivvy En
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07/09/21 8:14:09 |
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27/02/21 20:39:51 |
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Great thinking on this one. Love it --The Wolf
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07/07/20 8:03:05 |
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30/04/20 8:27:16 |
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09/04/20 8:35:58 |
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I hate myself, but I can't stop laughing at this. --James Lennox
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16/08/19 12:04:54 |
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19/09/18 8:53:27 |
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07/02/17 12:13:01 |
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10/05/15 12:16:55 |
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in your opinion. --Lucky Elperro
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05/04/15 12:00:58 |
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11/07/14 21:00:38 |
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Is it just me, or this the best round of captions in ages? I love this. --Michael Winner
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05/07/14 12:19:27 |
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24/03/14 20:16:35 |
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26/01/14 10:37:47 |
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05/10/12 12:08:49 |
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31/08/12 12:14:25 |
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05/01/23 8:23:00 |
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13/09/21 8:05:29 |
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It's a clown so that's a given. --Barrie Bullock
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07/07/21 12:22:43 |
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17/08/20 8:54:46 |
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Shocking --John Glover
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11/07/22 12:07:35 |
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22/06/21 12:05:16 |
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"Do you mind running through the halls naked and screaming? Yes you do mind? Then do you mind if I do it after a question like that?" --Willie Johnson
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28/05/21 12:17:19 |
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01/12/20 11:28:19 |
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24/11/19 21:01:22 |
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16/11/17 20:27:03 |
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Anon. As it’s panto season you missed ‘Ooooh’ from the start of your comment --Mr Dome
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03/10/17 20:00:51 |
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...specializing in REALLY HEAVY construction. --Greg Curtis
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27/08/17 20:08:24 |
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01/04/15 21:51:15 |
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must be me but its a bit sick! --Bad Boy Dennis.
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25/09/14 12:05:16 |
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08/03/14 20:08:26 |
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The moody blue background is perfect. --Pete
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11/02/24 12:06:15 |
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Bring back Gulliver. That's what I say.
9:21am
comment on caption:
Bloody Hell Captioneers. We had a bullet meal photo on Saturday. Seriously, how did this get voted up? I hope bullet meal photos are not the new cats. [Mark England]
I resign
10:26am
comment on caption:
Bloody Hell Captioneers. We had a bullet meal photo on Saturday. Seriously, how did this get voted up? I hope bullet meal photos are not the new cats. [Mark England]
I quite liked the AdventuresWithDad photos. I thought he was well fit! 😘
12:38pm
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Bloody Hell Captioneers. We had a bullet meal photo on Saturday. Seriously, how did this get voted up? I hope bullet meal photos are not the new cats. [Mark England]
Curious to see what's under the bonnet
12:32pm
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The Scottish version of Knight Rider had a car called KILT. [Mark England]
Anyone stopping here... will be Rivetted to their seats.
12:46pm
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For a sitting Tennant? [Mark England]
I'd be wary because if Goldilocks is a thieving bastard she's more than likely lifted the boat without asking permission so whenever Baby Bear returns to shore depending who the boat belongs to, he might find himself mounted on a wall.
They might also be displeased with the mess that's left in the boat unless he throws Goldilocks overboard and drowns her but either which way he'll either look like he's stolen the boat completely by himself or that he's a savage bear with parts of Goldilock's mutiliated corpse and body fluids strewn about the boat.
Really Baby Bear should have thought this plan through 😱
8:40am
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"...my mummy and daddy are dead now. They never got over that little intrusion. The porridge, the broken chair, the stranger in my bed. I pretended to befriend you so I could get you here all alone. Now prepare to die" [Mark England]
Even celebrities can fall victim to grooming gangs.
9:01am
comment on caption:
"RWARRWWWGHHWAAARW"
"Dave, Have you nipped him again?" [Mark England]
one can New Hope
6:45pm
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"Where's Han Solo? We don't do Happy Endings here, love" [Mark England]
Heads will roll
8:13am
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Alas, the two builders were sacked the next day, not knowing that the company had employed an Albino amputee. [Mark England]
Heads will roll is a good stand alone caption would get a like from me.
8:22am
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Alas, the two builders were sacked the next day, not knowing that the company had employed an Albino amputee. [Mark England]