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	I did, but she got confused when I mentioned doggy style 21/08/17 12:12:09	13

	clever Alas, he died in a shower of bullets 29/01/17 8:55:31	13

	lol The left side of Heather Mills' walk-in closet 07/01/17 12:42:26	13

	"Round 1" 24/10/16 8:05:25	13

	lol clever Linda wanted a 'spoon'. Paddy just wanted a fork. 12/09/16 13:50:02	2 13
Think this might be better as "Linda wanted a 'spoon'. Paddy just wanted a fork." ? --Chris Beach
	"OK, I heard you. Your car is covered in bees. No need to drone on about it" 26/08/16 12:19:44	13

	lol "No Mr Glitter. Dressing them up like that doesn't make it alright" 24/11/15 12:09:07	13

	"Sorry Sir, but you can't use the Bathhouse. It's members only" 24/09/15 12:19:44	13

	Walt and Peppa 23/04/15 10:17:21	13

	creative "Oh My God it has Graham Wafers in it. I used to go to school with him" 05/03/15 20:11:43	13

	Short and Stout 03/01/15 12:04:56	13

	"I love Yew" 10/11/14 10:01:47	13

	This picture speaks volumes 22/10/14 12:13:05	1 13
Talking books ? --John Glover
	"The castration was a success, Godzilla. Would you like to take them home as a souvenir?" 16/04/24 20:03:09	1 12

	"Check" "No, actually they're stripes" 22/12/23 22:37:50, edited: 22/12/23 22:38:39	12

	"Serves you right. I told you not to squeeze that spot" 26/07/23 8:52:55	12

	Sons 'N' Poses 22/07/23 12:48:44	12

	Looks like Homer has had too much Marge 03/09/22 12:14:23	12

	"When she falls asleep we just place her by the door. She makes an excellent draught excluder" 24/05/22 8:51:11	12

	creative clever "..and I nearly got away with it. Damn you, Super Lobster!" 21/02/22 20:09:39	12

	"You've just joined us at the first round of the World Stare-Out Championship where reigning champion, Cecil Singh is taking on the unconventional newcomer, Mary 'Mad Eyes' Magee.." 29/09/21 12:34:39	12

	My favourite episode of The Simpsons is the one where Bart gets dismembered by frenzied squirrels 17/08/21 8:43:43	12

	lol ".....and after I've finished crapping, they pick it up in a bag" 27/07/21 20:55:44	12

	"It saves so much time and effort. We used to spend days riding on horseback and trying to lasso the buffalo, then quite by chance, we found that they can't resist a cup of Earl Grey and a plateful of custard creams" 18/06/21 12:37:56	1 12
Well, that just takes the biscuit. --John Glover
	"Fuck sake, the things I have to do for a fish" 26/05/21 8:02:51	12

	"Blimey Quang. You must be hungry" 09/05/21 12:05:58	1 12
Looks like he's going for the full Old English. --Karyn Harrison
	Cafe closed due to Corvid outbreak 23/02/21 8:45:37	12

	In more humane measures, instead of using tranquilizers, London Zoo has employed my wife to tell their animals stories about house makeovers, cushions and shopping trips 01/01/21 20:20:31	1 12
Good God, Man! That's INHUMANE! --Mauris Iocus
	"That's the last time I go to that safari park. The monkeys are lethal" 28/12/20 12:22:05	12

	"Mmm lemonade... Shit. It's super glue" 16/07/20 20:07:20	12

	"It's a picture of a cat yawning" "Has anybody put 'I'm Feline tired' yet?" 15/06/20 8:50:30	1 12

	"Why the short sleeves?" "It's our right to bare arms" 07/05/20 20:08:09	12

	It's a fair cop 07/05/20 20:00:21	12

	"I bought this Drone off the net. How do I work it?" 16/02/20 12:15:52	1 12
"It's EASY; just have to buy my remote." --Greg Curtis
	lol YAAAWNN "Who woke me up?..I'll A-weema-weh you, you little bastard" 20/10/19 21:47:41	12

	Life of Pork Pi 04/10/19 20:01:54	12

	They look Offal 16/09/19 20:03:37	12

	"A dirst class dicket to Dottingham please.." 16/07/19 8:25:11	1 12

	"Your butt is showing" 27/06/19 20:10:19	12

	That's the trouble with nylon night dresses. They're full of static electricity. 06/06/19 13:52:38	12

	The vet said he had never seen such a bad case of Myxoma-notice 22/11/18 9:13:26	12

	"I prefer Benson & Wedges" 12/09/18 12:05:59	12

	The food hygiene assessor gave the restaurant a grade zero on hearing that the floor was covered in filth 06/08/18 9:14:09	1 12
It's all the fuzz. --Pussy Galore
	ZOOOOM! 13/05/18 20:12:57	12

	Later that night, Donald got his come-up-pence 13/03/18 21:02:40	1 12
better than coming up Trumps... --Dan Nicholls
	"This stag party needs to liven up a bit" 19/02/18 12:14:21	1 12
You red my mind. :^) --Crunchy Chords
	clever 🎵 Blue Moon..🎵 18/02/18 20:05:14	12

	Fifty, shades and grey 17/02/18 20:01:05	2 12
Thanks anon, you've done it for me --Mark England
	She wears her art on her sleeve 10/01/18 12:10:20	12

	lol "You spoil that bloody Iguana" 15/11/17 12:47:16	12

	"Lads. When I said that we need a couple of stools.." 16/05/17 8:24:42	12

	creative "Come on then, Matthews. Make my fucking day" 08/05/17 20:01:40	12

	Tom's died and gone to Evian 23/04/17 20:07:27	12

	"Toilet..DUCK!" 30/01/17 12:04:57	12

	creative The Wombles of Brixton were more sinister than their cousins from Wimbledon 23/10/16 10:09:41	12

	lol "Pass me my glasses Ethel. I think the TV's on the blink again" 05/05/16 20:15:18	12

	"Do you think father will ever be king?" "Yours might Wills, but mine was last seen running a bar in Marbella" 04/04/16 20:21:57	12


clever 20/03/16 12:45:46		12

	lol At the Ann Summers factory, Katie Price orders a custom made dildo 15/02/16 20:12:30	12

	lol clever Michael Barrymore's cat has seen things that'll make your hair curl 14/02/16 13:03:00	12

	clever SAGA Lout 13/11/15 12:02:01	12

	Glazing Saddles 05/11/15 20:12:29	12

	It looks like he needs to take his trousers to Ron Maidens 28/09/15 12:12:03	12

	Jack 29/06/15 9:03:08	12

	clever Motorviking 18/06/15 20:08:41	12

	"I think I've got a lardon" 21/01/15 12:38:56	12

	The Eyeful Tower 13/11/14 8:02:16	12

	"I told you not to park outside the M&M factory, the seagulls go down the bins" 28/10/14 20:25:13	12

	On a windy day, John loved to take his Kite to the park 22/09/14 8:12:18	2 12
No. It hasn't. --Mark England
	Aaah how sweet. Guy has finally got his Penny 08/09/14 20:02:29	12

	"Aaaarrrggh... Turn those bloody headlights off" 26/08/14 8:04:36	12

	Cars with one headlight must wear a bow tie 09/06/14 20:25:24	12

	lol "I dunno what it is either, but it was found in the boot of an Abbey Taxi" 02/05/14 20:12:03	12

	"Happy Valentine's Day Love. Your present's outside" 29/03/14 12:04:59	12

	lol "Come on Elvis, you've been ages...Jesus! smells like someone's died in there...Elvis?..ELVIS!" 18/03/14 12:51:32	4 12
Elvis is 'still' in the building. --John Glover
	America, where even the traffic cones need to diet 07/03/14 8:26:59	12

	I bought this off a Scottish fella. He told me 'it disnae work'. I replied 'eveyone knows it's Disney work'. I feel such a fool. 04/02/14 12:22:02	12

	"Yes very good John, now can we get on with the snooker match?" 21/01/14 20:02:24	12

	" Hello Samaritans. I'm so depressed. I've even started elf harming" 08/12/13 20:39:03	12

	The 'Sieg Heil' Tiny Tears was proved to be very unpopular 05/10/13 12:20:19	12

	lol The school bullies used to think it was great fun to tie up poor Pinocchio and force him to tell lies. 24/09/13 20:37:46	12

	Kate Price's gynacologist, psyching himself up before 'going in' 18/09/13 12:10:33	1 12
It looks like he's left it late, her waters have obviously broken. --Neil Mackenzie
	lol Behind closed doors, Barbara Woodhouse was a mean bitch 31/05/13 12:20:17	12

	"Act natural lads, I've just spotted a little boy with a bag of chips" 11/03/13 8:34:47	12

	Mock around the Gok 25/10/12 20:02:58	12

	Having a Shi'ite on a Sunni afternoon 16/10/12 20:06:28	12

	"Yeah, poor thing. Some say it's her spine, some say it's her femur, but there's a guy works down the chip shop swears it's pelvis" 29/09/12 8:17:28	12

	Kim realises who has been eating her Black Jacks 10/09/12 12:04:27	1 12

	Bird of pay 09/09/12 20:00:49	12

	Melon Kim 04/09/12 8:07:29	2 12

	Head mistress 30/08/12 8:01:05	12

	The Golden Slot 08/08/12 20:33:56	12

	Message in a battle Mon 12:01:32	11

	"...and a tub of Vaseline please" 26/03/24 20:03:28	11

	Deddy Boys 22/03/24 12:11:30	1 11

	Putin on a show 08/03/24 8:12:57	11

	Too many donuts are bad for your canines 02/02/24 12:02:40	11

	"Your bird violates driving regulations. It's 3 centimetres too small" "Stop ostrich sizing me" 01/02/24 20:20:26	11

	"There's the Galaxy, The Milky Way, Mars...." "Stop it Dave, you're making me hungry" 16/01/24 12:41:15	11

	"I can feel me piles protruding, Mavis. Push em back in for me" 11/01/24 12:02:15	11