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Mark England Vote score: 14791Mark England

"Damn. He's not gay"

15/04/19 9:13:12

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12380Dan Nicholls

Don't play it don't play it don't play it.

"ALL BY MYYYSEEEELF, DONT WANNA BE..."

15/04/19 9:07:15

 
The Wolf Vote score: 2412The Wolf

What a party. Debbie had eventually pulled Steve, Steve was doing god knows what with his hands whilst being fascinated by a ghost which had appeared in the room, and Dan had the rest of the party stumped with his latest round of Charades

15/04/19 9:55:26

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18892John Glover

Kevin couldn't understand it, he'd put four duplicate sets of his 2cv car keys in the basket, and not one had been picked up.

15/04/19 12:35:04

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1714Crunchy Chords
"Damn. Hes not gay"

15/04/19 8:00:22

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5608Chris Keegan

"Roger, roger take the shot now, that'll teach the scumbag to take my missus"

15/04/19 8:00:11

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5430Glyn Evans

"Are you sure this will turn me into a vampire?"

15/04/19 10:13:57

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3994Dave Bryan

Bob was beginning to regret swopping his wife for an invisible phone.

15/04/19 8:08:10

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9137Neil Mackenzie

He was going to try and have a conversation with the woman in the burka, but when he got closer he realised it was a shadow.

15/04/19 10:51:59

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2309Trace Sarge

When you'd rather be anywhere else but ear.

15/04/19 8:38:29

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 808Spycenwolf

"All that fuss just because his cat died. I mean, people just shrugged when I told them I had cancer."

15/04/19 8:13:15

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35636Welsh Rarebit

"Na-nu na-nu"

15/04/19 8:01:11

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 52Madeline Charlton

"Charlie , Delta , Tango , in position ,red laser gun aimed at arch rival, I repeat , shoot NOW!"

16/04/19 20:16:59

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2309Trace Sarge

A quick tweak of the wig before he caught his best pal Dave with his Mrs.

15/04/19 8:49:58

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1817Stu Dent

Well that was a waste of a hour

15/04/19 8:11:58

 
Molly R Vote score: 874Molly R

"My patent behind-the-ear-laser device should get that b*st*rd right through the heart."

15/04/19 8:03:01

 
stone face Vote score: 4030stone face

To ease his disgust that young Boris Johnson stole his date, young David Cameron looks for a pig's head to f#ck.

15/04/19 8:03:00

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 555Sam Cass

"Ohhh! So that's what 'lads-stripes; ladies-solids' meant! And to think I spent a whole month and 120 quid learning to play pool for this party!!"

15/04/19 14:49:59

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5518Greg Curtis

"IT'S GREAT TO BE AT A CAPTION.ME PARTY...EVEN IF YOU ARE TERRIBLE DANCERS," chimed anonymous.

15/04/19 10:42:59

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1750James Lennox

These days working security at college parties is the best job Mike Tyson can get.

15/04/19 10:06:55

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1750James Lennox

Elves are among us, but they cleverly hide their identity.

15/04/19 8:33:43

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4067Vivvy En

'Hah,' thought Julie. 'This'll wind him up and he'll HAVE to give me back my cartilage earring.'

15/04/19 8:27:41

 
stone face Vote score: 4030stone face

Using his telepathic powers, Charles Xavier instructs his friend Cyclops to take out his love rival.

15/04/19 8:18:07

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8028Vanessa the Guesser

Captioneers will go to all lengths to hide their identities but Colin had just spotted somebody nodding profusely in the corner.

15/04/19 8:17:18

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1817Stu Dent

Trust me to get the dance one before the slow songs

15/04/19 8:13:32

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6571Mr Dome

A motley crew assembled for Thing's wedding

15/04/19 8:06:16

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6571Mr Dome

'think I lossst my phone. Hic'

15/04/19 8:03:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3994Dave Bryan

''I wish I'd brought my ear buds with me.''

15/04/19 8:02:06

 
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