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Mark England Vote score: 16771Mark England

After their ice creams, the ladies rearrange their hoods and go about their daily duties as members of the Ku Klux Klan

15/02/20 20:23:46

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6559Glyn Evans

"I never knew ice creams could read" said Sister Sofia

15/02/20 20:20:47

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11940Vanessa the Guesser

"I've always loved Sundaes"

15/02/20 20:17:07

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11940Vanessa the Guesser

Benedictine & Jerry's

15/02/20 21:02:01

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5507James Lennox

The theory of relativity tells us that from a nun's perspective an icecream treat is exactly like six lines of coke and an all nighter with three well hung black men.

15/02/20 20:08:32

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I’ll never be able to watch The Sound Of Music again after reading that!Pmsl.  --Karen Oakenfull
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Nuns on the Rum... and Raisin

15/02/20 20:00:14

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And raisin hell? Just a thought. --Willie Johnson
C CaMel Vote score: 5715C CaMel

Whippy Goldberg

15/02/20 20:17:24

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6987The Wolf

"I'm not sure I'm cut out for this life Mary. The Father keeps saying to me, 'you can have Ice Cream, but no sex'. He's a cheeky bastard. He has sex twice a week! Or more if there's an extra choir boy practice"

15/02/20 20:16:55

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9859Stephen Bean

"We can't seem to lick the habit."

15/02/20 20:00:07

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1695Rachel P

... and it was very good
(Nod to Genesis 22:49)

15/02/20 22:49:58

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8781Chris Keegan

I say Mary, don't you think this is a fine example of men exaggerating the size of the true article?

15/02/20 21:05:04

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6987The Wolf

"After this, do you fancy beating up some kids?"

15/02/20 20:41:31

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Pmsl --Karen Oakenfull
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8781Chris Keegan

"I scream? I wish!"

15/02/20 21:06:39

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11940Vanessa the Guesser

"This tastes divine."

15/02/20 20:13:10

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4677Kenny Ireland

Sundae worshipers.

nod to 20:17:07

15/02/20 21:31:33

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20523John Glover

"I like to put it right in my mouth and lick it slowly, clockwise. I do the same with the ice cream too."

15/02/20 20:31:20

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1695Rachel P

Magnuns

15/02/20 20:28:58

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6987The Wolf

"It's delicious...Ooooh...hehehehe. How's yours?"
"Yeah, very nice...Ooooh...hehehe"

There's nothing better than watching 2 Nuns have an Ice Cream whilst enjoying their new anal beads.

15/02/20 20:12:36

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5643Paul Reeve

“I’ve never had a 99 sister Mary, let alone a 69.”

15/02/20 20:07:53

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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Personally, I'd prefer a '69'..."

15/02/20 20:02:57

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The fact that I vote for so many of your captions is proof of that I suppose, Wolf! ;) --Karyn Harrison
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

"What flavor would you like, strawberry, chocolate, mango, blackcurrant...?

"Nun"

16/02/20 4:36:38

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5830Vivvy En

"Oh Lord, He's ordered an extra large."

15/02/20 21:50:02

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4473Lucky Elperro

Okay Amir, we're going to the Catholic church now - and for Allah's sake, don't lick all the ice cream off your detonator.

15/02/20 21:40:25

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22170Ian Skelding

Mr Wimply

15/02/20 20:54:25

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I think that’s clever. (smiley face) --Karen Oakenfull
John  Glover Vote score: 20523John Glover

Mr Whippy, with a name like that, I wonder if he's as good as his ice cream, in bed?"

15/02/20 20:29:25

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3389Crunchy Chords

Sisters from the Abbey of the Good Shepherd tending to their Flake

15/02/20 20:26:28

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1455Willie Johnson

Sadly, before they could get the cone display out of the sun, it had partially melted and made a mess.

15/02/20 20:24:30

 
Mark England Vote score: 16771Mark England

"Sometimes I wish that I never took a vow of celibacy"
"Why's that?"
"That nice young ice cream man asked me if I wanted nuts and juice"

15/02/20 20:08:00

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11646 Smuldo

"We're from the Catholick Church..."

15/02/20 20:00:42

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11646 Smuldo

Meanwhile at the Vaticone...

15/02/20 20:00:07

 
Michael Mc donald Michael Mc donald

"for gods sake mary, think you used the wrong mushrooms for the soup again"

21/02/20 21:30:03

 
sarah solway Vote score: 103sarah solway

"Self indulgence is a sin sister, maybe we should lick each others".

17/02/20 8:50:45

 
sarah solway Vote score: 103sarah solway

"Stop fretting sister, Father Michael himself said as long as we a stick to vanilla its not a sin".

17/02/20 8:44:19

 
stone face Vote score: 7623stone face

"stand on the corner and wafer me."

16/02/20 8:39:17

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1466Karen Oakenfull

“As we’re alone for the first time, may I ask you a personal question?”
“Of course you may.”
“I would be fascinated to know if you experienced an overwhelming ‘calling’ to serve God and God alone as your vocation, or did you become a nun to escape the outside world for reasons known only to you and our Lord?”
“Funny you should ask that Malcolm...”

16/02/20 2:25:28

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 409Gavin Smithers

"If you keep your knees together, you can't get pregnant".

15/02/20 22:34:42

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1220Mark Wilson

"They asked if i wanted nuts again, i said of course i bloody do".

15/02/20 21:37:11

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3953Stu Dent

When they asked do I want any toppings, Knew I shouldn't have said none.

15/02/20 21:24:56

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18623Troompa Loompa

"I think I've worked out what's happened to our habits. That little girl at the supermarket has spiked the fabric softener with bleach."

15/02/20 21:05:25

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1455Willie Johnson

D@nt y3w ju$t h@te !t wh*n &omeone sh@ws ^p w#aring !he $@me th!ng @s )ou @nd t?en @rders th> s+me th!ng?

There, it's not the same caption so I hope nobody's offended.

15/02/20 21:03:27

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I’ll have a pint of whatever you’re on if poss?😉😁 --Karen Oakenfull
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31734Tony Edwards

"I don't know if I prefer Mr Softee or Mr Whippy - they both put a lot of cream on your face."

15/02/20 21:00:53

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18623Troompa Loompa

"We should see the Archbishop later and conefess."

15/02/20 20:57:52

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8781Chris Keegan

Mr Wippy had two sisters, they were both 99

15/02/20 20:54:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9482Dave Bryan

''I hope those lazy bitches have finished the laundry by now.''

15/02/20 20:25:24

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6987The Wolf

Sister Whippy

15/02/20 20:00:06

 
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