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"Quick Ellie, Ive just spotted a ten pound note down a drain. If you can get it theres a dozen sticky buns in it for you"
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Mark England Vote score: 16948Mark England

"Quick Ellie, I've just spotted a ten pound note down a drain. If you can get it there's a dozen sticky buns in it for you"

24/06/20 12:08:22

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Send us a fiver each.....you're bound to win some dosh with that.....if not I'll eat my hat, I'll need a fiver to buy one!! --Flo .
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18844Troompa Loompa

"Has the mouse has gone yet?"

24/06/20 12:36:55

 1
There's a moose aloose aboot the elephant hoose. --Flo .
James Lennox Vote score: 5560James Lennox

"Give it up kid, with these ears I'm never going to fly."

24/06/20 12:12:30

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8931Chris Keegan

Tragically Ember was just a little bit too enthusiastic when he jumped.

24/06/20 12:00:26

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10258Stephen Bean

For someone so small pulling an elephant is a mammoth task.

24/06/20 12:07:09

 4
Pulling the elephant or getting 'some' captioneers to vote? --Flo .
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4750Kenny Ireland

"I'm not coming down. Not on your Nelly".

24/06/20 13:28:06

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10699Neil Mackenzie

Nelly we have to get away from these Democrats. You can’t shout Trump! Trump! Trump!

24/06/20 13:39:57

 2
Apparently, Nelly has recently quit politics. She just said goodbye to the circus. --Dave Bryan
Vivvy En Vote score: 5977Vivvy En

"Come, quick! There's a fire..."

24/06/20 12:26:31

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2292Scrijjy Doo

Not all elephants are vegetarians.

24/06/20 18:21:10

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9804Dave Bryan

''Hurry up, Dumbo.''

''Now I've heard everything: a kid trying to pull an elephant is calling me dumbo.''

24/06/20 16:19:13

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31849Tony Edwards

Someone's had their Weetabix today.

24/06/20 12:45:32

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20584John Glover

"Hurry, come with me, the lady up the road wants some organic fertilzer for her garden, with your dodgy tummy I'll make a bloody fortune."

24/06/20 12:40:40

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12098Vanessa the Guesser

Some people misunderstand herd immunity.

24/06/20 12:16:12

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 431alexandra ball

Look! When I said pack a trunk for our holiday as lockdown has eased, this is not what I meant!!

26/06/20 23:07:34

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3479Crunchy Chords

"Where are you taking me? Aren't there laws against stealing elephants?"
"It's a grey area."

24/06/20 22:53:19

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1301Mark Wilson

"Pssst wonna buy an elephant, Josh"

" Is it stolen, Annie"

" No fell off the back of a lorry"

24/06/20 21:33:54

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1301Mark Wilson

Upset in the Tug of War championship

24/06/20 21:28:24

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1508Willie Johnson

The problem with the elephant high jump event is getting her down off the landing pit.

24/06/20 21:16:14

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1508Willie Johnson

That's the biggest cat I've ever seen.

24/06/20 20:14:34

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1508Willie Johnson

Superglue. Wow! It really works.

24/06/20 20:12:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10258Stephen Bean

As little Dave yanked on Elmer's trunk, Elmer vowed to do the same to Dave should he ever grow his own trunk. Unfortunately for Dave, elephants have exceptional memories.

24/06/20 17:16:10

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9804Dave Bryan

''Dumbo 2 will soon be on general release. In the meantime, enjoy the trailer.''

24/06/20 16:14:00

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6131Greg Curtis

Elephantasy

24/06/20 14:22:32

 
Flo . Vote score: 224Flo .

Wow....Bill what's going on up front mate?
It's this fucking little kid again she's thinks we're for real.

24/06/20 13:52:23

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4041Stu Dent

Dont worry my mum will get those wrinkles out no problem.

24/06/20 13:43:07

 2
Thanks must tell my wife Karyn.....just a thought, maybe my 12 bits on the side would be better. --Flo .
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 579Barrie Bullock

Come on , I'll sneak you through the gate.

24/06/20 13:34:57

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1824Rachel P

"Let's start getting down the Barbars"

24/06/20 12:50:56

 
Flo . Vote score: 224Flo .

Come on Mum wants you.
Oh no not again...is your Dad still away?

24/06/20 12:37:55

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12098Vanessa the Guesser

Indian takeaway

24/06/20 12:26:10

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20584John Glover

Little Elizabeth was stronger than he thought, no matter how hard he tried he couldn't pull her on to the trailer.

24/06/20 12:24:17

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22250Ian Skelding

"I've put all the stuff you need in here, enjoy your day at the Circus."
"I will Mommy, thanks."
"And don't forget to bring the trunk home."

24/06/20 12:23:05

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31849Tony Edwards

This is going to be an experience that Nellie will never forget.

24/06/20 12:22:49

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10258Stephen Bean

"Will you be my Mumbo, Jumbo?"

24/06/20 12:19:35

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6608Glyn Evans

"Must...reach...last...rolo..."

24/06/20 12:18:09

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

Daughter For Elephants

24/06/20 12:16:39

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

Ellie's-friend

24/06/20 12:15:44

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18844Troompa Loompa

Flat Bed Trunk

24/06/20 12:14:58

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22250Ian Skelding

"But I don't want to go to the Dentist."

24/06/20 12:14:38

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10258Stephen Bean

Nelly addict

24/06/20 12:00:27

 
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