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08/08/18 12:26:52 |
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"Nah, no one's left one 'ere." --John Glover
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13/06/13 20:17:39 |
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The quick brown dog jumps over the lazy cow 21/10/23 10:18:42 |
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29/03/16 22:03:44 |
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After proofreading your caption, I find it perfect. --Pete
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An Englishman's home is his cattle. 30/11/23 20:11:36 |
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15/10/14 8:31:28 |
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06/04/24 12:08:32 |
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🎵 Pets get physical, physical 🎵 14/06/22 12:59:44 |
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Let me guess - Olivia Mewton John? --Willie Johnson
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15/05/18 8:55:45 |
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"Umm.....what's this? DO NOT SPIT AT THE VISITORS." 21/07/16 20:35:59 |
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09/09/15 12:44:04 |
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"Alas, poor Yorick! I flew him well." 05/02/15 20:23:07 |
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He was raised as a fool. --Boycie
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17/01/13 8:02:46 |
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03/01/24 10:08:09 |
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05/06/22 12:52:22 |
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19/04/21 12:46:24 |
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02/09/18 8:22:17 |
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Definitely not a case of the runs, Forrest, runs. --Glad You Remember
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27/07/15 8:01:25 |
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05/12/16 20:12:16 |
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Great caption Tony --Andrea Hickling
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"That reminds me, we must get the voltage adjusted on that electric fence." 17/10/16 20:31:44 |
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Come fry with me... --Pussy Galore
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21/10/14 12:53:38 |
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Keep looking back at your caption. I love the captions that make me think "SO-OBVIOUS-but-I-never-would-have-thought-of-that-in-a-million-years." .....Nice job! --Greg Curtis
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Paul Daniels looks lost without Debbie McGee. 03/08/14 8:32:52 |
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What did Paul Daniels say when three thousand blue whales ejaculated in his mouth? Not a lot. --Michael Monkhouse
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"If this doesn't give me an orgasm, nothing will." 28/12/13 13:41:48 |
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03/01/13 12:39:54 |
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Booked for driving without a Creche Helmet. 14/06/12 11:02:45 |
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02/11/11 11:03:46 |
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25/01/23 21:02:59 |
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13/10/22 12:01:09 |
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23/08/20 20:00:38 |
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He's a member of the crash team. 19/05/20 21:01:31 |
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Dr Divid Bomber. --Woofer 6
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19/05/20 20:38:58 |
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20/09/18 20:00:28 |
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"What's this? I asked for the bridle suite." 06/12/13 8:33:13 |
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"I suspect this painting has been doctored." 10/12/23 12:31:37 |
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11/02/23 20:23:54 |
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02/02/23 20:04:27 |
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12/04/22 20:34:03 |
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"I used to be the Apple of their eye." 29/05/20 12:15:21 |
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24/02/20 12:38:08 |
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29/12/19 8:41:56 |
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31/05/19 20:47:49 |
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23/09/18 8:10:03 |
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27/09/17 12:03:26 |
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07/01/17 12:03:58 |
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22/09/15 8:29:41 |
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It is a reference to the playground chant "liar, liar your pants are on fire" I personally think it is quite clever, these captions, where further thought is required don't get enough recognition in my book. Hope that helps :) --Leroy Brown
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08/07/15 8:24:31 |
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"Play it nice and cool son, nice and cool." 20/06/15 20:51:45 |
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18/06/15 12:01:17 |
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"Quick! Get the Hoover. Mum and Dad will be back from holiday any minute." 13/03/15 12:10:04 |
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03/02/15 20:27:37 |
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02/11/14 12:51:29 |
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Behind every great man there's a freight woman. 22/08/12 20:08:47 |
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Millennial man; no mean task to philosophize about the next tweet before his soy latte. --Mauris Iocus
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07/08/14 8:14:47 |
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"It's the worst case of heartburn that the Gaviscon fire brigade have had to deal with." 01/07/14 12:09:52 |
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Rick's mobile ironing service was proving popular with the ladies. 30/05/14 8:28:02 |
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As he got older, Max hired a taxi to chase vans. 05/10/13 21:47:16 |
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Congrats! This is October's winning caption, featured on the official Caption.Me Facebook page --Chris Beach
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13/01/13 8:05:49 |
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27/05/12 11:46:57 |
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17/10/11 11:20:01 |
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"The Christmas post has arrived!" 01/12/23 12:14:43 |
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Front row seats still available. 20/10/23 20:42:23 |
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14/08/22 20:44:02 |
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25/03/22 21:02:57 |
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12/09/19 20:02:06 |
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14/06/19 12:26:01 |
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Anything that evokes a bit of Stan and Olly deserves a vote . --stone face
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The Best Little Horsehouse in Texas. 16/04/19 21:09:15 |
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30/03/19 12:19:08 |
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23/06/17 12:10:42 |
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You can't judge a buck by it's cover. 06/02/16 12:45:49 |
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10/07/15 8:02:50 |
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10/04/24 12:03:55 |
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26/02/24 20:19:38 |
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12/01/24 20:31:32 |
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20/07/23 12:03:51 |
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Running a vehicle on methane gas does have it's disadvantages. 04/04/23 12:09:31 |
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"Waiter! There's a flyer in my scoop." 16/01/23 12:10:17 |
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07/08/21 20:03:11 |
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There's no such thing as a free launch. 29/12/20 20:04:14 |
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18/06/20 9:58:27 |
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27/06/19 20:13:18 |
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Jacksie Bauer --Troompa Loompa
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"I'll never get in now, he's doing his bloody captions!" 11/01/19 21:00:26 |
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25/11/18 8:44:10 |
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09/04/16 8:12:30 |
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23/03/16 13:09:40 |
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24/09/15 20:00:32 |
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01/09/15 12:50:57 |
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Licensed to smell. --Spud Gunn II
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19/04/14 8:04:02 |
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08/11/13 8:09:16 |
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19/08/13 20:49:06 |
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12/02/13 12:15:07 |
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Anna wanted her hair to be a Shade Lighter. 18/03/12 20:12:27 |
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14/03/24 20:05:10 |
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06/03/24 12:11:40 |
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25/01/24 20:26:45 |
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06/01/24 20:35:15 |
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11/08/23 12:01:30 |
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They have been inseparable since they met on a package holiday. 07/02/21 12:12:20 |
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06/03/20 12:32:30 |
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29/12/18 8:53:39 |
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11:27pm
comment on caption:
It's very appropriate, because he's got a face like a slapped arse. [Tony Edwards]
For the fun of it, I looked up the creator of this set. Just the decanter goes for $678, and your creative spin on this would only drive up the price!
Great caption!!!
4:03pm
comment on caption:
Duckanter [Tony Edwards]
Let me guess - Olivia Mewton John?
8:24pm
comment on caption:
🎵 Pets get physical, physical 🎵 [Tony Edwards]
Jesus has come back as a crocodile?
3:49pm
comment on caption:
"Don't shoot! It's me, David Icke." [Tony Edwards]
Is that what led to the feeding on the 5000?
8:53am
comment on caption:
"Don't shoot! It's me, David Icke." [Tony Edwards]
Cry 'Haddock!'
10:16pm
comment on caption:
Dogs of whore [Tony Edwards]
Monty Python style, it's Mr Creosote who is ordering.
7:36am
comment on caption:
"And an after-dinner mint please." [Tony Edwards]
Step One - Eliminate Owner
Step Two - Take over caption profile
Step Three- Improve the disappointing score
Step Four - If the score doesn't improve naturally, visit and eliminate all other caption users and use their votes to improve score accordingly.
1:58pm
comment on caption:
He starts taking an interest in your captions. [Tony Edwards]
Your very clever.
:^)
3:22pm
comment on caption:
Don't judge a book by it's cover. [Tony Edwards]
Perhaps a nod to earlier sith-shit captions, 12:00:13 and 12:02:16.
7:18pm
comment on caption:
Revenge of the Shit [Tony Edwards]